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OldGist:
God has finally answered my prayer! FTC...! *Dancing Alingo*

Sandydayz:
Just brushed ma teeth

SUGARBEE:
The skirt chasers

The pickpockets

The oloshos and runs girls

The classic and corporate thief

Wisdomkosi:
So you never brush, I come kiss you

Wisdomkosi:
which one you belong?

Sandydayz:
Well ain't got mouth disease

majamajic:
What abt female morning paraders

just the way she wake-up, the danglings alone. My favourite

ronald4lif:
If this is the kind of prayer you seek from God then I wonder what your life goals and ambition are like. Just saying

Wisdomkosi:
So you wan use question answer my question?

Wisdomkosi:
are you sure?

Sandydayz:
What are u insinuating?

Wisdomkosi:
insinuating that you should have brushed your teeth before now

Sandydayz:
well first ain't ur business wen I brush ma teeth secondly I didn't ask 4 a kiss and the odor came frm u...
Didn't want u to av a low self esteem

OldGist:
God has finally answered my prayer! FTC...! *Dancing Alingo*

thoollz:
1. Marketers- Come and buy BlackBerry touch2 for 3k only to realise that u were actually sold a soap.
2. Thieves - They watch your every move, a distraction from u leads to a missing wallet or phone or any valuable
3. Agberos- We have talents in this country. These guys can rap 10 bus tops under 5 seconds and U'll get what they r saying.
4. Load lifters- No matter how heavy ur load is, these guys r up to the task. U go dey hear yago lona o(comot for road)

The list is endless. City of hustlers, home of the greatest. I rep lasgidi anyday any time

lordtim001:
Here, I bring you the list of 5 People You Will Find On Any Lagos Street

1.The Gentle Ones:
These ones walk past you on the road and wont even give a damn if you pour water on their white shirts.These ones wont bother if you greet them or not.They'll go early and come back late.

2.The Time-Conscious:
They seem to be very much responsible.They wear trending clothes and shoes with latest wristwatches.But they'll always seem to be asking for the time.Then you may wonder:What is the need for a wristwatch?It seems that their wristwatch might have spoilt but they keep wearing it for fashion purposes.

3.The Shop Owners:
These ones sit outside their shops facing the road and they yell across to everyone passing.They pour water on the road and scream like a banshee when the same water splashes on them through vehicular movement.They also expect you to greet them whenever you come across them.

4.The Greeting-Addicts:
These ones can greet for Africa.A trip that is supposed to take 15mins will take 1hr because of incessant greetings.

5.The Rude Ones:
These one stay by a corner of the street,smoking or drinking and dont even respond to your greetings.But they can eye you with so much contempt and disgust.
So,there is it.A short but detailed note on 5 People You Will Find On Every Lagos Street.Who amongst them do you represent?Show your love by liking and commenting.Also,you could add yours.....

Neyoor:
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