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Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by otimothy(m): 10:40am On Aug 25, 2015
EastLebanon:
An empty head is a heavy load to the neck
choi this is wicked.
Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by freshdude99(m): 10:42am On Aug 25, 2015
ADAMUdaCOWBOY:
not many non Igbo will like to stay in the infertile igboland. Why should yorubas live in an Igbo village when they have Lagos?
They feeding ur type with the usual lies, anyways ur moniker describes u in totality so am not surprised at ur reasoning.
Blind people like you who thinks that SE is infertile are also too blind to see the fertility in their land and have to wait for the ibos to exploit it for them while they collect tax shocked
Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by MrJonny(m): 10:43am On Aug 25, 2015
mcvaeey:
An average igbo man is a criminal and a sore loser who's always playing the victim card.
...

I would hv called u a loose mouthed pig but it'd be an insult to pigs out there.... U need brain
Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by cybertyrant(m): 11:03am On Aug 25, 2015
Op shebi e-war they hungry u, evening period is the best time to start it, when your wolf pack brothers arrive,

At least my hunger starts during the evening
Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by Atlantian: 11:28am On Aug 25, 2015
Since I am not Igbo, I think I am most qualified to be Referee between the OP and Jose.

They own their lands 100% and own 67% of yours. I like their conquering spirits. From 2x2 shops at Alagba and Ladipo to ownership of most of Lekki and Banana Island. Yorubas are great too, but I think Igbos win the trophy cos they win their home and abroad.
Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by lunaticfringe: 11:54am On Aug 25, 2015
Bobbystanley:

Anumanu nwuru anwu!

Just like Wenger (Yoruba's) envy Mourinho(Igbos) they still remain specialist in Failure while the Special people soar High even in the so called Yoruba land.
Abeg Wenger no dey behave like yoruba joor... And point of correction mourinho infuriates people to the point they don't give a damn what he has achieved... It's not envy but respect...
Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by ADAMUdaCOWBOY: 12:15pm On Aug 25, 2015
DikeOha882:
Bomb blast in yobe, your attention is needed there
How many yiiboes got killed? because you people will not leave the north even if a meteor drops there every week
Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by azzima(m): 12:16pm On Aug 25, 2015
Leopardd:
An average Igbo man is a goal-getter, he conquers in every land you go, I guess that's another thing you missed with Mourinho and Igbos.

Portugal, England, Italy, Spain back to England.

Jose conquered his home country, moved on to other countries, and conquered them all.

Like Jose, an average Igbo man is a "special one".
see dem!!

Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by Leopardd(m): 12:20pm On Aug 25, 2015
azzima:
see dem!!
Check me out and check yourself out....

I no dey your league boy, I have conquered terrorities, na my chi(God) make am so.
I am proudly Igbo speaking Biafran.


wretched non-entity.
Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by mightyhaze: 12:21pm On Aug 25, 2015
freshdude99:
Google and alphabet been deceiving Nigerians sinx BC.
Are you aware that google told that by population Yorubas are more than Ibos? But in reality, the reverse is the case bcz even in ur village their is an Ibo man but in my village in Anambra state u cant find any yollobaman.
So my friend google has lost touch of reality
v. Correct! One can evn use nairaland as a yardstick.we hav far more igbo possters on here.perhaps 3 times d number of yorubas.igbos shd be atleast 40 million in nigeria alone!
Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by azzima(m): 12:24pm On Aug 25, 2015
Leopardd:
Check me out and check yourself out....

I no dey your league boy, I have conquered terrorities, na my chi(God) make am so.
I am proudly Igbo speaking Biafran.


wretched non-entity.
AGAIN. ......See dem Spanner - head BASTARDS! !!!!

Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by kennyjodeci(m): 12:36pm On Aug 25, 2015
I'm proud to be that Igbo Man who is always successful anywhere he finds himself..... 2 companies at 30 here in Mozambique, God continue to bless ndi Igbo nile....iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeess
Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by freshdude99(m): 12:37pm On Aug 25, 2015
MrJonny:
...

I would hv called u a loose mouthed pig but it'd be an insult to pigs out there.... U need brain
Chaii omo see finishing cheesy
Total ko
Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by mightyhaze: 12:39pm On Aug 25, 2015
EastLebanon:
An empty head is a heavy load to the neck
especially wen d head is a big cone and creatin a great torque duue 2 protrusion.
Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by 1bunne4lif(m): 12:44pm On Aug 25, 2015
I can see clearly that the op has nothing to say. Smh
Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by Nobody: 1:05pm On Aug 25, 2015
All you could say is this instead of being sorrowful that your region is in the hands of islamic terrorist, go and count them you poor boy
ADAMUdaCOWBOY:
How many yiiboes got killed? because you people will not leave the north even if a meteor drops there every week
Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by ADAMUdaCOWBOY: 1:13pm On Aug 25, 2015
DikeOha882:
All you could say is this instead of being sorrowful that your region is in the hands of islamic terrorist, go and count them you poor boy
Mstcheeew
Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by drss(m): 3:40pm On Aug 25, 2015
The thunder way go fire op dey practice sumersault for gym. grin
Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by meccuno: 3:59pm On Aug 25, 2015
freshdude99:
Google and alphabet been deceiving Nigerians sinx BC.
Are you aware that google told that by population Yorubas are more than Ibos? But in reality, the reverse is the case bcz even in ur village their is an Ibo man but in my village in Anambra state u cant find any yollobaman.
So my friend google has lost touch of reality
grin. lolz ......which one be yollobaman again?
Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by meccuno: 4:07pm On Aug 25, 2015
EastLebanon:
An empty cone head is a heavy load to the neck
fixed. cool.
Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by kernel501: 4:27pm On Aug 25, 2015
princdebola201:
jose mourinho is not in the League of sir Alex ferguson , Del bosque, ryan giggs as a player won more trophies than mourinho

Yourbas re the most successful ethnic group in africa

Google is ur friend
Most successful in which aspect?
1. Education: That was then, since 2013 and 2010 respectively, NUC recorded the states with the highest number of Professors, Doctored Degree and Bs.c as follow
1. Anambra
2. Imo
3. Enugu
4.-
5. Osun
6. Ekiti
You are free to check.
JAMB AND WAEC
1. Anambra
2. Imo
3. Delta

2. Commerce and Industries.
(1)Igbos of Nigeria
(2)Kikuyu of kenya
(3)The somali
(4)The chagga of Tanzania
(5)Akan people of Ghana and Ivory coast
http://m.modernghana.com /news/455846/1/africas- most-entrepreneurial-ethnic- groups.html

3. Sports: Only Igbo players in EPL can form a team.

4. Entertainment: We took Nollywood to 3rd best in the world.

So where are you better off?
Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by basilo101: 4:39pm On Aug 25, 2015
hahaha, yorubas have turned to comedians
Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by masseratti: 4:53pm On Aug 25, 2015
Op no get brain, he is one of the most successful coach in the world, that means Igbos are one of the most successful people in the world,
Btw am yoruba.
Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by emekachimek: 5:45pm On Aug 25, 2015
No other tribe is discussed the way the Igbo discussed on this forum. That leaves me with the conclusion that an average Nigerian envies and expresses some fear for an Igbo man
Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by Nobody: 8:39pm On Aug 25, 2015
Igbos' the special ones. The achievers!
Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by izzyu(m): 10:40pm On Aug 25, 2015
princdebola201:
Igbo is an ethnic group in Nigeria while jose mourinho is a football coach from portugal, these two shares few things in common.


1. Chest Beating-- an average igbo Man does chest beat in any environment he finds himself, he always boasts and believes he is the best among others likewise jose mourinho is also famous for chest beating in any League he finds himself he believes he is the best and indomitable


2.Arrogance-- an average gbo man is arrogance in Nature,they don't respect their Host in any place they find themselves until they re shown where they belong too e.g jose mourinho is very arrogant in nature he disrespects coachs any league he country he finds himself he had Clashes with Many coaches in england,spain,italy and portugal..


3. Playing Victim Cards-- anytime things don't go an average igbo man's way. he is always bittered, he doesn't Let go easily ,which makes him sound as is he is being cheated by others.. Jose mourinho also doesn't Let go easily, whenever he Lost a match woefully he is always bittered he blames the match officials for his team woes

4.. Blaming others for Misfortunes-- when the chips re down an average igbo man will blame the Hausa and Yoruba's Man for their misfortunes,they see others as their Enemy ,and architect of their own failure..they act as if their own destiny is in the hands of the Yoruba and Hausa Man..jose mourinho likes putiing blame on others for his Lack of success whenever he failed in a team, he Blames the FA of the country the Match officials


I think it is safe to conclude that jose mourinho is also one of the industrous isrealites in Nigeria.
na slowpoke you be.
Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by WailingWailer00(m): 11:26pm On Aug 25, 2015
They are creative, successful and accept criticism, unlike some ewedu and Amala mongers angry grin
Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by WailingWailer00(m): 11:28pm On Aug 25, 2015
They are creative, successful and accept criticism, unlike some ewedu and Amala mongers angry grin

It's so painful that the yellowbar people would keep hailing insults and abuse towards everyone, power dem no get @ all,

Cowards

CC : Lalasticlala
Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by Nobody: 11:39pm On Aug 25, 2015
princdebola201:
jose mourinho is not in the League of sir Alex ferguson , Del bosque, ryan giggs as a player won more trophies than mourinho

Yourbas re the most successful ethnic group in africa

Google is ur friend
ok you mean this Google

Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by phemray(m): 7:35pm On Dec 31, 2024
Leopardd:
An average Igbo man is a goal-getter, he conquers in every land you go, I guess that's another thing you missed with Mourinho and Igbos.

Portugal, England, Italy, Spain back to England.

Jose conquered his home country, moved on to other countries, and conquered them all.

Like Jose, an average Igbo man is a "special one".
No wonder Igbos can never survive in their homeland on Thier own except they become parasite in other people's land.

Checking Igbo land achievements so far, they will beg to come back to Nigeria if granted to stand on Thier own without south south region. Buying and selling of other people products to make money no be achievements, produce your own .
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