ok

ProphetUdeme:
yeah mine too. And also the last point. Am not left out lol

Lol yeah. aren't we all.. I can remember a certain semester, I didn't but any material neither did I attend any lecture at all.. I only entered the faculty theatre for exams and tests.. Till date, I still don't know how I passed and wasn't able to carry over any course

I neva gt to lie 2 my folks abt my grades...n d only course I got a D was as a result of bad hangover n d lucky few dat got dat score In introduction to law100





Till I finish skoolin I neva fail any course,I beta cheat rather than to fail...u knw wat I mean?

True but some times false

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LEGITLAYO:
I remember back then in the federal University of agriculture makurdi.
There was this lecturer that took us mth111.
Runour had it that if you didn't buy this man's textbook that was worth 1500# then, na big Fyou go carry.
On further inquiry, it was said that this man graduated with a third class, that's why he was a sadist.
Students and fabooz tho

me too o. When i was at the university of uyo. The same issue. Rumour had it that there is one course the lecturer held, if you dont buy his text book na F team you dey o. And also the lecturer graduating with the third class ish

Thank God I never had a C.O in any course during my OND, and I'm gonna do even better for my HND by God's grace...

bigass123:
ESSACTLY...I REMEMBER WHEN OP, FAILED JAMB THAT TIME.

and u also passed english right

ProphetUdeme:
MASS FAILURE - when a student fails in his grade, he will have to improvise a way out to lie to his parents that all of his colleagues virtually failed the course, that only 3 out of his 65 colleagues only managed to pass with an "E" grade.

THE LECTURER HATES ME - this is another flimsy excuse that they normally give their parents, that the lecturer really dislikes him/her due to one reason or the other.

PREJUDICE - this relates to students who study outside of their state, they will blame the lecturer for being biased on the non indigene students, that he only favours the students of his tribe with bright grades but only gives us low grades despite our hardwork and excessive reading.

SORTING - the lecturer is always pre-disposed towards receiving money from students to upgrade their scores and if any student is obstinate and refuses to cooperate, then the lecturer in question will intentionally fail the student.

THE LECTURER WAS A STUDENT OF THAT DEPARTMENT AND GRADUATED WITH A THIRD CLASS - lol this is the highest lies that students fabricate to their parents to exonerate themselves from blame, they deceive their parents that the lecturer was indeed a student in that department and graduated with a low result and only studied P.G.D and masters thats why he is out to frustrate students so that they dont graduate with good grades too.

Lol are you guilty of this, which number did you always fall into to exonerate yourselves from blame because of your poor grades.

Lmaooo Mass Failiure!

bigass123:
ESSACTLY...I REMEMBER WHEN OP, FAILED JAMB THAT TIME.

TAH i wrote jamb only once and made it. By God's special grace

bluntspade:
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anaconda

OF COURSE I PASSED ENGLISH.. F12

sawhite:
and u also passed english right

micklplus:
Olodo would give a billion excuses when he/she fails.

When you are sure even when there is mass failure or outright intimidation, you can call for your script.

Call for your script in UNN , your name would be sorry after.

METHINKS YOU WROTE ME THAT TIME TELLING HOW JAMB bleeped AND MASS FAILURE SYNDROME AT THE TIME.
OP, YOU SEEM TO HAVE PH.D IN LYING.

ProphetUdeme:
TAH i wrote jamb only once and made it. By God's special grace

adonbilivit:
Dad, it is because I refused to give the lecturer Toto that he failed me. Dad u are proud of me for that right? at least I failed just to make u proud

na so o. Especially dem nairaland ladies. Ha ha ha

Failing is far from me

[color=#006600][/color]Only students who are not serious makes such excuses.

I didn't make any though!

bigass123:
[s] METHINKS YOU WROTE ME THAT TIME TELLING HOW JAMB bleeped AND MASS FAILURE SYNDROME AT THE TIME.
OP, YOU SEEM TO HAVE PH.D IN LYING. [/s]

mkpo umia.
At least i thank God i better pass you were be jamb customer, were you don write four times till dem come give you their T-shirt tagged " thanks for your continuos patronage God will see you thru

shilexholly:
Failing is far from me

amen. Me too

most people did the mass failure of a thing


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ProphetUdeme:
mkpo umia.
At least i thank God i better pass you were be jamb customer, were you don write four times till dem come give you their T-shirt tagged " thanks for your continuos patronage God will see you thru

vizkiz:
I have never failed an exam before.

seun bought a lies machine detector and the slap where the thing go slap you na only God know

that's true anyway...

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darlenese:

@Op I didn't fail any course in the uni sha..
.

that means you studied a cheap course in the university, or if not what did you graduate with?

offspec:
OP don fail exam tire

lol wetin man go do? E be like say since my head no sabi book. I go become apprentice go learn work

ProphetUdeme:
that means you studied a cheap course in the university, or if not what did you graduate with?

You sound like failure is compulsory , for or info I am blessed! If u have problem with that , consult your creator .

SUGARBEE:
Lol yeah. aren't we all.. I can remember a certain semester, I didn't but any material neither did I attend any lecture at all.. I only entered the faculty theatre for exams and tests.. Till date, I still don't know how I passed and wasn't able to carry over any course

congrats na. That means you were a 1st class candidate

darlenese:


You sound like failure is compulsory , for or info I am blessed! If u have problem with that , consult your creator .

mkpo ase aba o. Youre blessed your right. But a situation where you just lied is where am doubting

davidas101:
Thank God I never had a C.O in any course during my OND, and I'm gonna do even better for my HND by God's grace...

amen

I always blame almighty sorting /blocking for my low grades