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5 Excuses Students Give To Their Parents When They Fail Their Exams by Nobody: 1:46pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
MASS FAILURE - when a student fails in his grade, he will have to improvise a way out to lie to his parents that all of his colleagues virtually failed the course, that only 3 out of his 65 colleagues only managed to pass with an "E" grade. THE LECTURER HATES ME - this is another flimsy excuse that they normally give their parents, that the lecturer really dislikes him/her due to one reason or the other. PREJUDICE - this relates to students who study outside of their state, they will blame the lecturer for being biased on the non indigene students, that he only favours the students of his tribe with bright grades but only gives us low grades despite our hardwork and excessive reading. SORTING - the lecturer is always pre-disposed towards receiving money from students to upgrade their scores and if any student is obstinate and refuses to cooperate, then the lecturer in question will intentionally fail the student. THE LECTURER WAS A STUDENT OF THAT DEPARTMENT AND GRADUATED WITH A THIRD CLASS - lol this is the highest lies that students fabricate to their parents to exonerate themselves from blame, they deceive their parents that the lecturer was indeed a student in that department and graduated with a low result and only studied P.G.D and masters thats why he is out to frustrate students so that they dont graduate with good grades too. Lol are you guilty of this, which number did you always fall into to exonerate yourselves from blame because of your poor grades. 14 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: 5 Excuses Students Give To Their Parents When They Fail Their Exams by SUGARBEE(f): 1:48pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
Lol yeah I did that a lot.. Especially the mass failure lie [size=15pt]#SUGARBEE[/size] 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 5 Excuses Students Give To Their Parents When They Fail Their Exams by juliusocean(m): 2:54pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
d person above me shaaaa that's my spot 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 5 Excuses Students Give To Their Parents When They Fail Their Exams by LEGITLAYO: 2:54pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
I remember back then in the federal University of agriculture makurdi. There was this lecturer that took us mth111. Runour had it that if you didn't buy this man's textbook that was worth 1500# then, na big Fyou go carry. On further inquiry, it was said that this man graduated with a third class, that's why he was a sadist. Students and fabooz tho 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 5 Excuses Students Give To Their Parents When They Fail Their Exams by micklplus(m): 2:55pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
Olodo would give a billion excuses when he/she fails. When you are sure even when there is mass failure or outright intimidation, you can call for your script. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 5 Excuses Students Give To Their Parents When They Fail Their Exams by cepha4: 2:55pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
Nothing to say...Wana sell dis land |
Re: 5 Excuses Students Give To Their Parents When They Fail Their Exams by Johnnoo(m): 2:55pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
Sit down and read your book, you say No....nkwanu 1 Like |
Re: 5 Excuses Students Give To Their Parents When They Fail Their Exams by muhammed10: 2:55pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
K |
Re: 5 Excuses Students Give To Their Parents When They Fail Their Exams by bigass123(m): 2:55pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
ESSACTLY...I REMEMBER WHEN OP, FAILED JAMB THAT TIME. |
Re: 5 Excuses Students Give To Their Parents When They Fail Their Exams by free2ryhme: 2:56pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
another yeye post |
Re: 5 Excuses Students Give To Their Parents When They Fail Their Exams by adonbilivit: 2:56pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
Dad, it is because I refused to give the lecturer Toto that he failed me. Dad u are proud of me for that right? at least I failed just to make u proud 5 Likes |
Re: 5 Excuses Students Give To Their Parents When They Fail Their Exams by kinggenesis(m): 2:56pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
OP, you're not too far from the truth 1 Like |
Re: 5 Excuses Students Give To Their Parents When They Fail Their Exams by harysterol: 2:56pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
Very true the last point is always random 1 Like |
Re: 5 Excuses Students Give To Their Parents When They Fail Their Exams by Elzends(m): 2:56pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
Missing script nko 1 Like |
Re: 5 Excuses Students Give To Their Parents When They Fail Their Exams by vizkiz: 2:56pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
I have never failed an exam before. |
Re: 5 Excuses Students Give To Their Parents When They Fail Their Exams by Nobody: 2:57pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
lol |
Re: 5 Excuses Students Give To Their Parents When They Fail Their Exams by Nobody: 2:57pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
We dnt write exam here? Dnt ask me whr mai skool is 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 5 Excuses Students Give To Their Parents When They Fail Their Exams by temitayoag(m): 2:57pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
wowwwww |
Re: 5 Excuses Students Give To Their Parents When They Fail Their Exams by Nobody: 2:58pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
What of The Secondary school " You didn't buy me Textbook " Excuse ?? 1 Like |
Re: 5 Excuses Students Give To Their Parents When They Fail Their Exams by slimmyjimmy(m): 2:58pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
Mass failure tho B-) |
Re: 5 Excuses Students Give To Their Parents When They Fail Their Exams by anonym0us: 2:58pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
Seun make me super moderator |
Re: 5 Excuses Students Give To Their Parents When They Fail Their Exams by darlenese(f): 2:59pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
No 1 reminds me of my secondary school days , my bestee and I checked our jss 3 result , bestee failed awfully and I passed , she begged me to follow her home to explain to her mumsy(who was a strict teacher then) that the entire school failed the Jss3 exam including myself , i pretended to agree and when I got close to their gate i automatically developed a severe stomach ache, dat was how I escaped without hurting her feelings. Her mother would have skinned me alive @Op I didn't fail any course in the uni sha.. But i remember back then many of my course mates claim to have missing scores whenever they failed any course. 3 Likes |
Re: 5 Excuses Students Give To Their Parents When They Fail Their Exams by Nobody: 2:59pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
OP don fail exam tire 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 5 Excuses Students Give To Their Parents When They Fail Their Exams by neweraomo: 2:59pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
Like this op is excempted 1 Like |
Re: 5 Excuses Students Give To Their Parents When They Fail Their Exams by AlchemistDean(m): 3:00pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
Hmmm |
Re: 5 Excuses Students Give To Their Parents When They Fail Their Exams by MrPeterson(m): 3:00pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
Like 10 Likes
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Re: 5 Excuses Students Give To Their Parents When They Fail Their Exams by Nobody: 3:00pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
SUGARBEE:yeah mine too. And also the last point. Am not left out lol |
Re: 5 Excuses Students Give To Their Parents When They Fail Their Exams by Goddygee(m): 3:00pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
Ok |
Re: 5 Excuses Students Give To Their Parents When They Fail Their Exams by NotNairalandi(m): 3:02pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
What about 5 liers students tell their parents when they pass their exams? (1)I spent 25hrs in a day reading my books! (2)I was the 1st to submit my paper! (3)I did not even turn left or right till I finish! (4)Even if I did not read my book for 10yrs i will still score "A" (5)God knows I'm not lying! 2 Likes |
Re: 5 Excuses Students Give To Their Parents When They Fail Their Exams by Anthony0094(m): 3:02pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
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Re: 5 Excuses Students Give To Their Parents When They Fail Their Exams by xoella: 3:02pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
students tho |
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