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| Foolball And Sex: How They Relate by Kelvin3028(op): 8:05am On Sep 06, 2015 |
Football vs Sex. 1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE. 2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK. 3. Condom = GOALKEEPER 4. Condom breaks = PENALTY 5. Abortion = RED CARD 6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN 7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL 8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH. 9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK. 10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP 11. Having sex with your friend = FRIENDLY MATCH 12. 9 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL 13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME. 14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY 15. Biting her nipples = SUAREZ MARKING 16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN 17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline. 18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR 19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll 20.Ur guy collect ur chick= SLIDE TACKLE 21.Having sex with a girl and your mum open d door= INJURY 22.You and your girl break up= GAME OVER 23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD 24. She claims she is a Virgin but you found out its a lie during sex= THROUGH PASS Feel free to add yours if you think of any... |
| Re: Foolball And Sex: How They Relate by slimcious(m): 8:11am On Sep 06, 2015 |
Stale  |
| Re: Foolball And Sex: How They Relate by marshalcarter: 8:13am On Sep 06, 2015 |
Stewpid 1 Like |
| Re: Foolball And Sex: How They Relate by CivilzedTyger(m): 8:24am On Sep 06, 2015 |
Guy U Re A Gud Footbal Analyst I'll Tell Seun To Employ U |
| Re: Foolball And Sex: How They Relate by Kelvin3028(op): 8:30am On Sep 06, 2015 |
CivilzedTyger:Thank you jare... |
| Re: Foolball And Sex: How They Relate by Nobody: 8:31am On Sep 06, 2015 |
Yh, stale! But personally, sex used to help my football smh |
| Re: Foolball And Sex: How They Relate by CivilzedTyger(m): 8:35am On Sep 06, 2015 |
Kelvin3028:Uwc |
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