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shizzy7:
A damn filthy excuse for being punished for cheating Or just some extra stories YOU'RE making up from the scene..
**Don't talk about generosity,,'cos you're ANGRY that they do those jobs and YES 'ordinary South Africans are already doing the Panelbeatings'

So here is your List::
Nigerians are Drug lords
Nigerians are Scammers
Nigerians take our wives
Most Nigerians in my S.A come with HIV
Nigerians are rapists
Nigerians are taking our jobs
Nigerians are dirty
Nigerians do menial jobs(your bragging right)
Nigerians are Fake pastors(snake pastor is the best in S.A)
*I think the only thing I've not heard from you is Nigerians import corpse to S.A
***AND one thing you can NEVER say about us is Nigerians are lazy
BUT
Your embassy/govt. will still grant a Nigerian Visa Today and Tomorrow. Well, You can continue your regular Poems I mean we just can't get enough of you Until you deport them...

This is not about stereotyping Nigerians at all. The answer to all this is in the amount of Nigerians who are arrested for doing some of the most horrific crimes, if they did the same in Nigeria they would've been handed the death penalty. Go look at how many Nigeria serving life sentences in SA jails from ordinary commoners to former sports stars.

SA is open to everyone as long as you obey the laws.

lezz:
An average mature South African lady is seeking for a nigerian partner. They even have a Facebook group and an online organisation to protect their interest.

Wasn't there a protest by these ladies some time ago when you oblong headed Zulus were discriminating over your inability to control the influx of foreigners taking over your women? Oya, read this :

[b]
South African women tend to be in hot chase for Nigerian men due to their astoundingly “well-endowed” nature and unique sexual prowess, a study conducted by the University of Witswaterrand has revealed.

Some South African women married to Nigerians staged a peaceful protest in Johannesburg
The study which was conducted on the seemingly booming business of penis enlargements through traditional medicine in Johannesburg by researchers from the university, disclosed that Nigerians are leading the way with penis size, followed by two other ethnic groups in South Africa, the Vendas and Tsongas.
The result of the study which was presented recently at the university’s Body Knowledge International Conference, noted that the ubiquitous presence of posters advertising Penis Enlargement products all over the city of Johannesburg puts the spotlight on the male body, focusing on an organ widely regarded as the very seat of manhood.
By suggesting a need to enlarge the penis, the study added, the posters bring up thoughts of male vulnerability, as seen through the fact that most of the posters advertise penis enlargement alongside finding a lost “lost lover”.
Most male respondents, according to the findings of the study, agreed that when it came to penis size, Nigerians were in the lead. However, most Nigerian respondents cited sexual stamina, “care” and material comforts as reasons why women are drawn to them.
Meanwhile, some women said they were tempted to try “big” ones and that “big” was not the preserve of Nigerians as the Vendas and Tsongas, according to them, were not doing badly with size as well. Similarly, few female respondents admitted that they had, had sex with Nigerians, but some said that big joysticks can be painful during sex.
Other Nigerian respondents, according to the report which was published in Mail & Guardian newspaper, further explained that it was their sexual performance, rather than the size of their joysticks that make them sought-partners by South African women. However, all male respondents agreed that there was a big size similar to that of a donkey or a horse. Some said there are guys endowed with shovel-like joysticks.
Although most men, according to the report, believe that “bigger is better”, Nigerians focused on their sexual stamina and the way they take care of women, especially in terms of love and financial support.
According to them, they were not stealing anyone’s women as insinuated in some quarters, but the women prefer and choose them because they strongly believe that sex, love and money go together, adding that it would seem that manhood is not, for the most part, about the size of the man’s penis, but what he does with it and what he offers in exchange.
On the question of what makes Nigerian men perform so well, the study said a wholesome diet of “Nigerian food” as opposed to a Southern African diet that often kills the libido, according to Nigerian respondents. Three things to avoid, some Nigerian men suggested in the study, are too much sugar, fat and alcohol, all of which “kills” a penis.
While lending credence to issues relating to sexual stamina and the tender loving care (TLC) of the average Nigeria guy, one respondent, according to the report said: “There is a saying in my country that you can put a small pepper (chilli) in your mouth, but it can make you open your mouth for the next 30 or 40 minutes. Some joysticks are small, but what they do there is more than what the big one is doing”.
On the contrary, female respondent said small joysticks were “like a teaspoon in a big coffee mug” or “as small as my little finger”. Some were, the report added, more expressive, saying: “Yes, there is small. You ignore it when it’s not erect and think it’s coming (growing bigger as it becomes erect) and then it grows and you’re like no… where’s the rest of it?”
The study also revealed that South African men were of the opinion that “foreigners” are “crazy” about South African women because they find them “mo
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I never knew Zulus have tiny _dicks

you are dreaming

shizzy7:
A damn filthy excuse for being punished for cheating Or just some extra stories YOU'RE making up from the scene..
**Don't talk about generosity,,'cos you're ANGRY that they do those jobs and YES 'ordinary South Africans are already doing the Panelbeatings'

So here is your List::
Nigerians are Drug lords
Nigerians are Scammers
Nigerians take our wives
Most Nigerians in my S.A come with HIV
Nigerians are rapists
Nigerians are taking our jobs
Nigerians are dirty
Nigerians do menial jobs(your bragging right)
Nigerians are Fake pastors(snake pastor is the best in S.A)
*I think the only thing I've not heard from you is Nigerians import corpse to S.A
***AND one thing you can NEVER say about us is Nigerians are lazy
BUT
Your embassy/govt. will still grant a Nigerian Visa Today and Tomorrow. Well, You can continue your regular Poems I mean we just can't get enough of you Until you deport them...

so you decided to jump into a moving train...south Africa gives visas not only to Nigerians...some countries are even visa free therefore nothing special about Nigerians ..indeed Nigerians are hard workers thats why many are being hanged to death daily in Asia..

Henry120:
Lezz, Dictatorzar, Fighterpilot, Iblawi, MduZA, Shizzy7, Please, I beg of you guys, stop derailing the thread!!

Please!

Let us keep the topic military related. Military related bashing...... No problem, but this sort of trolling we now frequently see is un-acceptable.

I mean guys, we are all adults, let us be civil and post on topic.

Taken, Henry. Now watch me expose the S.A military in a most humbling way.

lezz:
Taken, Henry. Now watch me expose the S.A military in a most humbling way.

Yeah brother, military related bashing is more than welcome.

jln115:
Uhm........NO!!

ELINT complaint dummy dumingo!

Henry120:
Lezz, Dictatorzar, Fighterpilot, Iblawi, MduZA, Shizzy7, Please, I beg of you guys, stop derailing the thread!!

Please!

Let us keep the topic military related. Military related bashing...... No problem, but this sort of trolling we now frequently see is un-acceptable.

I mean guys, we are all adults, let us be civil and post on topic.

Me I am not there ooo I just peep in once in a while to do some defence.

Did our military eventually buy or take delivery of the weapons America was ready to sell to us? I just want to know if our recent defeat against Boko Haram can be attributed to it.

DictatorZAR:
This is not about stereotyping Nigerians at all. The answer to all this is in the amount of Nigerians who are arrested for doing some of the most horrific crimes, if they did the same in Nigeria they would've been handed the death penalty. Go look at how many Nigeria serving life sentences in SA jails from ordinary commoners to former sports stars.

SA is open to everyone as long as you obey the laws.

Indonesia killed some Nigerians and other nationals for cocaine smuggling some months back, to me they deserved the death penalty Considering How many people's lives they have ruined, destroyed and killed by supplying them drugs But on the other hand Indonesia is protecting its citizens from Prospective druglords as that will serve as a lesson to them and thereby limit drugbarons in their country..

As far as a person is Indeed found guilty of a particular crime the right punishment should be served,, if your prisons are full of Nigerians deport them Except Drugbarons. Tell your govt. to do the needful and stop saying Nigerians,Nigerians,foreigners every time like there is NOT EVEN ONE South African who is a Criminal..

MduZA:
so you decided to jump into a moving train...south Africa gives visas not only to Nigerians...some countries are even visa free therefore nothing special about Nigerians ..indeed Nigerians are hard workers thats why many are being hanged to death daily in Asia..

Nope,not jumping into any moving train,,

That post is a SIMPLE SUMMARY of all you have EVER had to say about Nigerians on any social media/forum whatsoever Like NOT EVEN ONE is of a good character
Yes you give visas but when you keep singing the same song about a particular National that they are a thorn in your flesh and you still grant them Visas I don't know what you call that.....
Deport them tell your govt. to heed to the voice of its citizens and stop hiding behind diplomatic-relations at least we will get to hear ANOTHER song

Henry120:
Yeah brother, military related bashing is more than welcome.

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Of topic:
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/09/11/science/south-africa-fossils-new-species-human-ancestor-homo-naledi.html?_r=0&referrer=

South Africa once again proves its scientific excellence and its reputation as the Cradle Of Mankind.

Wits University also proves its status as one of the worlds leading institutions where you can study anthropology.

Proudly SA contribution to Africa and mankind as a hole.

DictatorZAR:
1998 pics, one helo operated back then a single mercenary.

Those old helos are all non operational even the Aradu.

2012 to 2014 pics dude. Nigerian navy sea exercise Obaganme year 2014.

https://cimsec.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/ADMalade-300x199.jpg

Nigeria received naval version AW 109 E-Power helicopter in 2012, and the ship NNS Thunder in 2011, so how did we take the photo in 1998 ?

Mumu

Nigerian navy has 6 helicopters and dozens of qualified pilots to land at sea, a feat that is too big for tiny South Africa to attempt as you have only one sea landing qualified pilot in your Southie 50 million population of dullards.

South African navy has ZERO aircraft
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shizzy7:
Nope,not jumping into any moving train,,

That post is a SIMPLE SUMMARY of all you have EVER had to say about Nigerians on any social media/forum whatsoever Like NOT EVEN ONE is of a good character
Yes you give visas but when you keep singing the same song about a particular National that they are a thorn in your flesh and you still grant them Visas I don't know what you call that.....
Deport them tell your govt. to heed to the voice of its citizens and stop hiding behind diplomatic-relations at least we will get to hear ANOTHER song

are you talking about the song sang by your own country men on this forum...south Africa this south Africa that?...

patches689:
1. Prove you have 400 vessels
2. 50% of Nigerian vessels are inoperable

FighterPilot:
Provide the source and I will gladly give you the source that guarantees over 50% of your 75 vessels down to ashes.

http://www.defenceweb.co.za/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=40477:fifty-per-cent-of-nigerian-navy-vessels-broken-down-says-naval-chief-of-staff&catid=51:Sea&Itemid=106

NIGERIAN NAVY HAS NO MORE THAN 75 VESSELS.

You are still asking me for sources? Your reply was to my post containing two sources. You are so shocked with the evidence that you cannot look at it twice or else you start crying bottle load of tears.

How many vessels does your tiny South African navy have?

"Between 2001 and 2008, the Nigerian Armed Forces entered into contractual agreements and/or taken delivery of the following:

FOUR Balsam-class 61m logistics ships
TWO stealth offshore patrol craft
A NUMBER British-made supply vessels
MANY DOZENS of Chinese, US and Singapore-built fast response boats, troop landing craft and gunboats in the 10-25m configs."

http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/nigeria/navy-modernization.htm

Yes Nigerian navy fleet is by numbers, as large as those of Russia and America, and we have a superior IPV force better than any super power in the world today.

ANOTHER 30 NEW GUNBOATS THIS YEAR 2015 : http://www.african-defense.com/?p=1903

50% of Nigerian navy fleet is almost 200 vessels of ALL SIZES.

How many vessels does the entire South African navy have ?

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lezz:
Desperate trolling, give us a citation please, you small _ dick Zulu.

Your poverty rate is higher than Nigeria as is your inflation rate. Zulus cannot do manual jobs or be doctors or fly your aircraft.

Zulus can only be xenophobic and rape and kill each other like wild animals from the jungles.

You know why nigerians seldom fall victims to xenophobia, your women give us the clue long before they are hatched.

The average Zulu is a lazy, jealous primate with a little _dick . Cry and wail till the end of this post but Nigerians have changed the social and cultural landscape of south Africa forever.

And I know you're a born intellectual destitute. Yu will explain how mtn which doesn't employ more than 17000 people and shoprite runs a country's economy. All I see is desperation in your posts.

Last week I submitted your own newspaper that reported how your mother's wouldn't send their children to school all because of a rumour the Nigerians are coming to attack.

You women recognised men from Zulus that's why they chose nigerians and rioted to protect their love and heart.

you are dreaming poor Nigerian...

patches689:
1. A ship on water is a ship on water

2. why then are the lynx blades spinning?

3. I have provided photographic proof that this is untrue.

4. Why cant you show us one single photo of a Nigerian helicopter landing at sea? Just one single photo?

This argument you are making is pathetic.



South Africa: 4
Nigeria: 0

1. Nope, you know nothing about naval operations, a ship at harbour, docked at seaport and not moving, anchored and tied down to the land port facilities is NOT AT SEA, a helicopter landing on it is NOT LANDING AT SEA, it's landing at harbour, you dummy

2. The Lynx blades can spin for photo demo or static simulation, it's common, or just warming the engine.

3. You proved with photo that South African helicopters CANNOT land on a moving ship at sea.

4. I have posted 6 different photos of Nigerian navy helicopters landing at sea, we have 6 such helicopters. You still asking? Dullard.

South African air force can only land 1 helicopter at sea, Nigeria can do 6 times that number......and South African navy does NOT even have one single helicopter talk less of pilot.....obsolete navy with ZERO fleet air arm

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FighterPilot:
Nigerian Navy has only small boats with zero missiles. Such number even when they were 200, could be cleared in ten minutes by only two South African frigates.

South Africa has ONLY 13 anti-ship missiles, so how will you use it to sink 200 vessels? Dullard

Nigerian navy has NNS Aradu with missiles and she is going for refit this year in Lagos shipyard, officially confirmed.

Nigeria has NNS Centenary with anti-missile decoys so we can waste all your Soweto missiles and it becomes a gun battle, Nigeria has longer range ship guns and we will sink Mandela's navy in 10 minutes
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iblawi:
Nigeria ATR 42 maritime patrol(ASW).

ATR-42 is MPA not ASW. The bigger version ATR-72 is the ASW, nobody has it in Africa.

iblawi:
Nigerian airforce looks good

....and fights good !

MduZA:
are you talking about the song sang by your own country men on this forum...south Africa this south Africa that?...

Take a long stroll down instagram,your news24,any forum that has anything Nig-S.a,,you will find just few Nigerians replying even On NL you know the type of Monikers that reply you..
We have a foreign affairs section and you can't except us not to talk about s.a in any matter that has connection with Nigeria whether companies, people,sports anything whatsoever. its inevitable


As henry said Go back to your military related topics, I don't know anything about it except Nigeria Is Winning The War Against Boko Are Ram bye.

iblawi:
Do your research atr 42mp/asw

I did!! So tell me, what sonar does the ATR 42 use?

Henry120:
ELINT complaint dummy dumingo!

Does the ATR 42 have sonar?

agaugust:
ATR-42 is MPA not ASW. The bigger version ATR-72 is the ASW, nobody has it in Africa.

Wow!! one of the rarest posts one will see on NL!! Augustine being truthful!!

I even liked your post mate!!! well done!!!

jln115:
Wow!! one of the rarest posts one will see on NL!! Augustine being truthful!!

I even liked your post mate!!! well done!!!

You just making a noise about nothing, I have always said ATR-42 is not ASW and has no sonar, I have said that since 2012, so what's your mouse about?

It's you and patches who have been telling lies that Nigerian navy Lynx ASW helicopter is a civilian version, you keep telling lies about it despite many sources including SIPRI clearly saying it's Nigerian Lynx helicopters ASW version.

You Southies are the ones telling shameless lies here, and your foolish friend @Saengine will close eyes to that and be grumbling about that he posted sources and Augustine is still arguing.

Southie fraudsters !

shizzy7:
Me I am not there ooo I just peep in once in a while to do some defence.
Did our military eventually buy or take delivery of the weapons America was ready to sell to us? I just want to know if our recent defeat against Boko Haram can be attributed to it.

America has been providing intel,training and offering non-lethal military equipments to us since last year.No 'weapon' has been offered to us so far.
However,I would say that our victory over BH was a result of determined military leadership coupled with external help from "friendly" nations who agreed to sell us lethal hardware.

EVarn:
America has been providing intel,training and offering non-lethal military equipments to us since last year.No 'weapon' has been offered to us so far.
However,I would say that our victory over BH was a result of determined military leadership coupled with external help from "friendly" nations who agreed to sell us lethal hardware.

Okay I know a lot of mopping up has been going on in the affected states But can you tell me the 'friendly' nations that agreed to sell us weapons I only know of Russia..

Russian MiG-35 for Nigeria?
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http://www.airforce-technology/projects/mig35/
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Though the MiG-35 is new and inexperienced,I think it offers more suitable and advanced features for the NAF rather than the SU27/30.
What do you think?

shizzy7:
Okay I know a lot of mopping up has been going on in the affected states But can you tell me the 'friendly' nations that agreed to sell us weapons I only know of Russia..

Russia,China,Pakistan,Poland,Ukraine,Czech,Israel and Turkey(?): they all provided us with lethal hardwares ranging from armed drones and attack helicopters to assault rifles.
The US,UK and Canada provided us with intel through constant surveillance and satellite roaming,while South Africa sold us logistics.
Modest hardwares such as alpha jets,mini-drones,and some infantry gears{including communication gadgets} were procured from the US/Europe/Israel,while the rest were sourced from indigenous arm manufacturers.

agaugust:
ATR-42 is MPA not ASW. The bigger version ATR-72 is the ASW, nobody has it in Africa.

Bro I know of the ATR 72 ASW, And I know of ATR-42 MP but I had to believe wiki cos I know Nigeria always customise it hardware according to it needs, and the detailed specification is never available online.

agaugust:
You just making a noise about nothing, I have always said ATR-42 is not ASW and has no sonar, I have said that since 2012, so what's your mouse about?

It's you and patches who have been telling lies that Nigerian navy Lynx ASW helicopter is a civilian version, you keep telling lies about it despite many sources including SIPRI clearly saying it's Nigerian Lynx helicopters ASW version.

You Southies are the ones telling shameless lies here, and your foolish friend @Saengine will close eyes to that and be grumbling about that he posted sources and Augustine is still arguing.

Southie fraudsters !

Bla bla bla never once did I say YOU said the atr 42 was a asw platform, it was tweedle dee(Henry) and tweedle dum(iblawi) that said it was a asw platform.

And NO your Lynx clearly are not asw platforms!! This is a ASW Lynx:

iblawi:
Bro I know of the ATR 72 ASW, And I know of ATR-42 MP but I had to believe wiki cos I know Nigeria always customise it hardware according to it needs, and the detailed specification is never available online.

Are you fvcking kidding me? You had to believe wiki? An idi0t like yourself can edit Wikipedia when ever you feel like it!!