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More Woes For Khalifar Buhari: Crude Expected To Crash To $20 by Nobody: 12:18pm On Sep 13, 2015
Imminent economic melt down in the US and Eurozone occassioned by China's recession coupled with the lifting of sanctions on Iran which is set to add at least 5million barrels of excess crude to an already overgloated global energy market as well as Saudi Arabia's dumbfuckery in funding a sectarian war in Yemen which so far has drained $30bn from the coffers of the shaitan kingdom, it is this safe to say Saudi will continue to pump more oil into the market.

Factoring all this , energy experts have forecast crude falling to $20 before the end of the last quarter of 2015!


How then will the Duara Dullard run his new Caliphate now that oil is forecast to crash to $20.?


Funny thing is that the voodoo economist believed the only way to improve the economy was to stabilize international crude prices with the help of the Nigerian army rather than look at diversifying the mono economy.


So now that the lazy Saudi petrodollar economic model is not feasible what will the grand ITK and "nah me pure pass to rule" do to ensure the useless naira is equal to the dollar? How will he feed his parasitic almajiri constituents who he promised to put on welfare?

APC zombies quoting me must first convene a meeting with their best autistic reps on how best to respond to this thread.


[size=18pt]September 23! The Shmitta is here![/size]

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Re: More Woes For Khalifar Buhari: Crude Expected To Crash To $20 by Nobody: 12:19pm On Sep 13, 2015
God bless me today, 9ja will be better.
Re: More Woes For Khalifar Buhari: Crude Expected To Crash To $20 by Nobody: 12:24pm On Sep 13, 2015
Osun will go the banks because how will that old goat Aregberascal run his parasitic state now?

grin grin grin

I have been advising you people to plant cocoa since but una no gree.

See your life

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Re: More Woes For Khalifar Buhari: Crude Expected To Crash To $20 by Nobody: 12:24pm On Sep 13, 2015

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Re: More Woes For Khalifar Buhari: Crude Expected To Crash To $20 by Vicotex(m): 12:26pm On Sep 13, 2015
God you are so good. You just dey answer my prayers one by one.
I want this oil of a thing to crash to $1 per barrel by that time the scales in the eyes of those "we ss" and sw'ners will fall off and embrace division.

Biafra is here

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Re: More Woes For Khalifar Buhari: Crude Expected To Crash To $20 by OZAOEKPE(f): 12:28pm On Sep 13, 2015
"No oil, No Zoo", Quote me anywhere.

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Re: More Woes For Khalifar Buhari: Crude Expected To Crash To $20 by Nobody: 12:28pm On Sep 13, 2015
Ibnsultan , come and see the Shmitta coming to pass.

By September 23 you will know that the God of Israel is not a dead stone.

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Re: More Woes For Khalifar Buhari: Crude Expected To Crash To $20 by DaBullIT(m): 12:28pm On Sep 13, 2015
I hope your parents have CBN at home

Cos

Lalatrox Ilelombo

You know what that means ?

Heaven crashing down is not one man's problem

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Re: More Woes For Khalifar Buhari: Crude Expected To Crash To $20 by Nobody: 12:30pm On Sep 13, 2015
all i can type is this
Re: More Woes For Khalifar Buhari: Crude Expected To Crash To $20 by yang(m): 12:31pm On Sep 13, 2015
I just dey pity the goat Aregbesola. . . I hope he rules Osun for ever

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Re: More Woes For Khalifar Buhari: Crude Expected To Crash To $20 by Nobody: 12:33pm On Sep 13, 2015
DaBullIT:
I hope your parents have CBN at home

Cos

Lalatrox Ilelombo

You know what that means ?

Heaven crashing down is not one man's problem

But we know those who can't survive will be the lazy leaches like you who can't generate wealth and keep depending on Niger Delta oyel.

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Re: More Woes For Khalifar Buhari: Crude Expected To Crash To $20 by modath(f): 12:33pm On Sep 13, 2015
Any man, woman or child that takes delight in anything negative about Nigeria will fall down & die after e don waka aimless waka loss!!!



@WombRaiders,

You don't deserve an answer but if you are asked now, one is sure you are of that tribe that claims to be 99% christians!!! undecided

Is wishing your country ill what your bible, your pastor or priest taught you??.. Don't come with that biafra eldorado story, it exists online & in Nnamdi Kanu's mind..

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Re: More Woes For Khalifar Buhari: Crude Expected To Crash To $20 by Nobody: 12:36pm On Sep 13, 2015
modath:

Any man, woman or child that takes delight in anything negative about Nigeria will fall down & die after e don waka aimless waka loss!!!



@WombRaiders,

You don't deserve an answer but if you are asked now, one is sure you are of that tribe that claims to be 99% christians!!! undecided

Is wishing your country ill what your bible, your pastor or priest taught you??.. Don't come with that biafra eldorado story, it exists online & in Nnamdi Kanu's mind..

Fool, all your woes and those to come are punishment from the almighty.

You looked the other way when innocent people including women and children where killed by your slave masters in their quest for power and you expect God to allow their reign to be prosperous and peaceful?

The God of Israel has began raining HIS wrath on an evil nation.

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Re: More Woes For Khalifar Buhari: Crude Expected To Crash To $20 by Princewill1(m): 12:37pm On Sep 13, 2015
The dull•ard should get ready to export cattle and groundnut to Europe and America.

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Re: More Woes For Khalifar Buhari: Crude Expected To Crash To $20 by Nobody: 12:38pm On Sep 13, 2015
Princewill1:
The dull•ard should get ready to export cattle and groundnut to Europe and America.

Under the Islamic State, the dullard can export Yoruba slaves to Saudi Arabia grin

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Re: More Woes For Khalifar Buhari: Crude Expected To Crash To $20 by DaBullIT(m): 12:41pm On Sep 13, 2015
Wombraiders? More like WoeWailers , When there's no money to run the country , who will buy or sell your okrika aba made shoes ? generate wealth from stones abi ? see the useless pikin mouth self caricature of orangutan

WombRaiders:


But we know those who can't survive will be the lazy leaches like you who can't generate wealth and keep depending on Niger Delta oyel.

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Re: More Woes For Khalifar Buhari: Crude Expected To Crash To $20 by TonyeBarcanista(m): 12:45pm On Sep 13, 2015
And the President is not even bothered

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Re: More Woes For Khalifar Buhari: Crude Expected To Crash To $20 by Nobody: 12:45pm On Sep 13, 2015
DaBullIT:
Wombraiders? More like WoeWailers , When there's no money to run the country , who will buy or sell your okrika aba made shoes ? generate wealth from stones abi ? see the useless pikin mouth self caricature of orangutan


Why don't you concentrate on how you will be constantly belly aching broke in the near future and how to stop it!

[size=18pt]As for me and my people in the Niger Delta and Biafra, the plague will not reach Goshen![/size]


God knows who HE will punish for all the blood lost for sake of power.

As I always use to say;[size=18pt] "God has put Buhari and his fellow jihadist in power to make his final punishment and disgrace seen by all and forgotten by none".[/size]

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Re: More Woes For Khalifar Buhari: Crude Expected To Crash To $20 by Bevista: 12:46pm On Sep 13, 2015
For all those feeling pity for PMB and the state governors, it clearly shows the level of ignorance and prejudice in Nigerians.

For the records, should oil go to $20 or less, the worst that can happen to these people is to be voted out. However, these people are rich enough to survive the tragedy; it is the masses, including you that will suffer the most, cos even the next government can't do much for you.

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Re: More Woes For Khalifar Buhari: Crude Expected To Crash To $20 by Segadem(m): 12:49pm On Sep 13, 2015
goodness
Re: More Woes For Khalifar Buhari: Crude Expected To Crash To $20 by Ymodulus: 12:50pm On Sep 13, 2015
At times I look at the PDP supporters and I see nothing but Tribal eastern with hatred spilled over their face.
I mean very sentimental , tribalistic and religious Bigots.


I don't understand why you should label the Saudi Kingdom as a Shaitan Kingdom why?

I expected credible opposition, but all I see are angry bulls let loose.

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Re: More Woes For Khalifar Buhari: Crude Expected To Crash To $20 by Nobody: 12:51pm On Sep 13, 2015
Bevista:
For all those feeling pity for PMB and the state governors, it clearly shows the level of ignorance and prejudice in Nigerians.

For the records, should oil go to $20 or less, the worst that can happen to these people is to be voted out. However, these people are rich enough to survive the tragedy; it is the masses, including you that will suffer the most, cos even the next government can't do much for you.

I am happy that the crude will crash so that jihadists and their Southwest slaves will not bennefit from it or start a war for it.

There is only one thing keeping this country together after the total economic collapse and when that event begins to unfold then we in the better south will leave without a single shot fired.

This is the exodus planned by God.

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Re: More Woes For Khalifar Buhari: Crude Expected To Crash To $20 by CallPolice: 12:51pm On Sep 13, 2015
It should be free na. Nonsense

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Re: More Woes For Khalifar Buhari: Crude Expected To Crash To $20 by CallPolice: 12:53pm On Sep 13, 2015
Joker.

WombRaiders:


I am happy that the crude will crash so that jihadists and their Southwest slaves will not bennefit from it or start a war for it.

There is only one thing keeping this country together after the total economic collapse and when that event begins to unfold then we in the better south will leave without a single shot fired.

This is the exodus planned by God.

Re: More Woes For Khalifar Buhari: Crude Expected To Crash To $20 by Nobody: 12:53pm On Sep 13, 2015
Ymodulus:
At times I look at the PDP supporters and I see nothing but Tribal eastern with hatred spilled over their face.
I mean very sentimental , tribalistic and religious Bigots.


I don't understand why you should label the Saudi Kingdom as a Shaitan Kingdom why?

I expected credible opposition, but all I see are angry bulls let loose.

Look at this Arab owned slave... Your useless nation is crumbling before your eyes and the only thing you can think of is my labeling (and rightly so) Saudi Arabia as shaytan kingdom.



Just pray that Buhari does not kick the bucket because this is when your final disgrace begins

BishopMagic:
[size=18pt]Scenario 1[/size]

Day 1: President Buhari slumps on live TV in a far away international Confrence.

Preliminary reports state that the President suffered minor fatigue and is currently receiving treatment and much needed rest in an undisclosed hospital in the host Nation.

Day 2: Rumors begin to fly all over social media that the Pressident is in a coma induced by a massive heart attack.

Aso Rock and Buhari's personal aides refuse to comment and only repeat the same terse statements that the president is recovering fast and will soon return back home.

This does the opposite and only fans the embers of Rumours going round about the true state of the President.

Day 3: The bilateral agreements the President was supposed to sign where done by a senior minister accompanying him.

Day 4: The First Lady or is it wife to the president jets out to be with her husband.
Aso Rock comes out with a statement that she had always been a part of the official delegation.

Day 4: rumours spread that the President has since been relocated to a high security hospital in Saudi Arabia.

Day 5: a western based news outlet reports that the President has died to which Aso Rock issues a damning statement condemning the news report as false and malicious.

Day 6: A group of northern politicians, leaders and business men are pictured arriving Saudi Arabia thus confirming the earlier rumour that the president's condition warranted his relocation to another faccility in Saudi Arabia.
The northern delegation refuses to comment on their visit to Saudi Arabia.

Day 7: civil organization groups based in the southwest demand that Aso Rock through the SFG address the National Assembly about the true state of the President.

Day 8: An obscure northern youth group issues a statement declaring that the west and Tinubu had a hand in the President's current health situation. Wide-spread riots engulf the northern states.

Day 9: Riots continue to spread in the north with the security forces not able to control the mob. The vice President calls for a security meeting at his residence in Aguda house but only the Police and paramilitary responds. The military spokes person through a statement declared that only the Commander n Chief of the Federation can summon a meeting with military brass and that as far as the military is concerned the CNC is yet to officially communicate an order for a security meeting.

To be contd...

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Re: More Woes For Khalifar Buhari: Crude Expected To Crash To $20 by DaBullIT(m): 12:55pm On Sep 13, 2015
Siddon dey roast , Una go dey chop crude oil ?
WombRaiders:


Why don't you concentrate on how you will be constantly belly aching broke in the near future and how to stop it!

[size=18pt]As for me and my people in the Niger Delta and Biafra, the plague will not reach Goshen![/size]


God knows who HE will punish for all the blood lost for sake of power.

As I always use to say;[size=18pt] "God has put Buhari and his fellow jihadist in power to make his final punishment and disgrace seen by all and forgotten by none".[/size]

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Re: More Woes For Khalifar Buhari: Crude Expected To Crash To $20 by StOla: 12:55pm On Sep 13, 2015
Is it Buhari's woe or Nigeria's woe?

The hard working NigerDelta that depends on a natural resource will be forced to finally show us the "lazy ones" their latent hardwork.

As for the OP, yours is a case of ethnic and religious delusions. There is no cure for your disease.

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Re: More Woes For Khalifar Buhari: Crude Expected To Crash To $20 by mrjangaweed: 12:56pm On Sep 13, 2015
Ymodulus:
At times I look at the PDP supporters and I see nothing but Tribal eastern with hatred spilled over their face.
I mean very sentimental , tribalistic and religious Bigots.


I don't understand why you should label the Saudi Kingdom as a Shaitan Kingdom why?

I expected credible opposition, but all I see are angry bulls let loose.

Thunder scatter your family there
Thunder strike your harlot Hopless bastard mother to death Insha'Allah amin

i used to respect you but you have lost all and you're a disappointment to those that placed you high in this forum. believe me you're a son of a prostitute and a gworo seller from a leprosy infested tribe
useless Hopless vulture from an illiteracy infested tribe.

Thunder fire your mama and papa there
Ymodulus i repeat die by bomb Insha'Allah amin

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Re: More Woes For Khalifar Buhari: Crude Expected To Crash To $20 by Nobody: 12:57pm On Sep 13, 2015
DaBullIT:
Siddon dey roast , Una go dey chop crude oil ?

Even if the crude crash to $1 we will still be far better than you parasites.

I believe Oduastan will be the number one destination for organ transplant as una go begin sell una kidney to chop.

grin

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Re: More Woes For Khalifar Buhari: Crude Expected To Crash To $20 by rozayx5(m): 12:57pm On Sep 13, 2015
WombRaiders:


Under the Islamic State, the dullard can export Yoruba slaves to Saudi Arabia grin


now this is hilarious grin cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin

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Re: More Woes For Khalifar Buhari: Crude Expected To Crash To $20 by Nobody: 12:58pm On Sep 13, 2015
StOla:
Is it Buhari's woe or Nigeria's woe?

The hard working NigerDelta that depends on a natural resource will be forced to finally show us the "lazy ones" their latent hardwork.

Mention one single thing you export from your productive region?

Yeye ingrate.

The soup house is finally closed! Make una begin plant cocoa

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Re: More Woes For Khalifar Buhari: Crude Expected To Crash To $20 by Ymodulus: 1:00pm On Sep 13, 2015
mrjangaweed:


Thunder scatter your family there
Thunder strike your [b]harlot Hopless bastard mother [/b]to death Insha'Allah amin

i used to respect you but you have lost all and you're a disappointment to those that placed you high in this forum. believe me you're a son of a prostitute and a gworo seller from a leprosy infested tribe
useless Hopless vulture from an illiteracy infested tribe.

Thunder fire your mama and papa there
Ymodulus i repeat die by bomb Insha'Allah amin

Why are you so pained by the truth? Take a chill bro. You need ice water on your chest.

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