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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by ggrin(f): 6:25pm On Sep 15, 2015
STFUareyouGod:
wire ni
fire ni
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 6:26pm On Sep 15, 2015
qatar moni ke. oil price fall has affected my assest. nw even poor buhari is richer than me no thanks to gudluck who ruined naija economy along wit dat illitrate harvard graduate nd world bank thief.
STFUareyouGod:

Hehehehe. Boss, share me small from Qatar money na. Make me sef fit play around small with these chikalas like you grin I wan turn playboy too grin grin
How have you been?
mennn, life has been fair o all thanks to first God and my crushes LARA OSHIOMOLE, CYNTHIAN MORGAN, NICKY MINAJ
TONTO DIKE-OBASANJO, BEAMBORLA, ONOMEGLO, SASSYBAE, ADEH39 AND ABOVE ALL JOMILE


IamQatarPlayboy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 6:28pm On Sep 15, 2015
softapples:
yeah ok bro ure welcome, nairaland is a forum dat entails d good,bad and ugly, but d good thin is dat the good always prevail.
dats my real guy. Thumbs up!

How ur first wife na ladyf and numerous concumbines?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 6:32pm On Sep 15, 2015
2dice:

Aiit..
lol ...u always hiding something or the other Dats de Reason grin
Thanks dear and you too..
No go find soldier truoble i no get power like shecow to save you grin
dats y dere r secrets, don't tell me u don't have wat u r hiding too

As long as i have u i can look for anyone's trouble

I can even slap d president, insurance cover me where u dey wink
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 6:46pm On Sep 15, 2015
QatarPlayboy:

dats my real guy. Thumbs up!

How ur first wife na ladyf and numerous concumbines?
ladyf is very fine, she is ok with d concumbines i have, u know she is d 1st lady and the queen mother of my kingdom.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 6:53pm On Sep 15, 2015
ggrin:
fire ni
tire nko?

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 6:57pm On Sep 15, 2015
E no get as e bad reach make Jehovah Witnesses no get tire. Or make aboki no get transistor radio. E no get as oil price wan take fall wey money no go still dey Qatar. Show love to your boy grin
QatarPlayboy:
qatar moni ke. oil price fall has affected my assest. nw even poor buhari is richer than me no thanks to gudluck who ruined naija economy along wit dat illitrate harvard graduate nd world bank thief.

mennn, life has been fair o all thanks to first God and my crushes LARA OSHIOMOLE, CYNTHIAN MORGAN, NICKY MINAJ
TONTO DIKE-OBASANJO, BEAMBORLA, ONOMEGLO, SASSYBAE, ADEH39 AND ABOVE ALL JOMILE


IamQatarPlayboy
Boss! You don pack the most beautiful ladies finish for naija o. All these crushes for only you? Who we wan dey crush on? Oh! I remember, thank God you didn't mention Chidinma, Eva, Muna and Genevieve grin if not we for fight o

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:08pm On Sep 15, 2015
hahaha. ok i promise u 3 pussies in a strip club here in benin tonite only if u wud tak d nxt available flight nd land at benin airport.
STFUareyouGod:
E no get as e bad reach make Jehovah Witnesses no get tire. Or make aboki no get transistor radio. E no get as oil price wan take fall wey money no go still dey Qatar. Show love to your boy grin
Boss! You don pack the most beautiful ladies finish for naija o. All these crushes for only you? Who we wan dey crush on? Oh! I remember, thank God you didn't mention Chidinma, Eva, Muna and Genevieve grin if not we for fight o
one nor like better tin?
i am one of d few dudes who dnt really fancy nor like chidinma. she luks too churchy to me. i prefer female celebs who re kinda raw and badt e.g maheeda.

eva i like bt cant go d estreem to fvck her.

muna i like and same wit eva, i cant also go d estreem to fvck her.

geneveive i lik bt she kinda luks to me as a lady who bullshit men alot bcus of wat she tinks she has achieved in life.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:09pm On Sep 15, 2015
softapples:
ladyf is very fine, she is ok with d concumbines i have, u know she is d 1st lady and the queen mother of my kingdom.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:16pm On Sep 15, 2015
QatarPlayboy:
qatar moni ke. oil price fall has affected my assest. nw even poor buhari is richer than me no thanks to gudluck who ruined naija economy along wit dat illitrate harvard graduate nd world bank thief.

mennn, life has been fair o all thanks to first God and my crushes LARA OSHIOMOLE, CYNTHIAN MORGAN, NICKY MINAJ
TONTO DIKE-OBASANJO, BEAMBORLA, ONOMEGLO, SASSYBAE, ADEH39 AND ABOVE ALL JOMILE


IamQatarPlayboy
hmmmmm i never knew i was crushing on u

Dats strange
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:25pm On Sep 15, 2015
Nah. i didnt say u are crushin on me, i mean me crushin on u my one nd only luv.
jomile:
hmmmmm i never knew i was crushing on u

Dats strange
how is HER HONOR doing?

u knw d only person dat cals u such name, so ur guess is as gud as mine.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 7:53pm On Sep 15, 2015
Sasssybae or sassybae sup?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 7:54pm On Sep 15, 2015
I jus hate over Friendly girls! Been friendly is cool buh over friendly no no no!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:04pm On Sep 15, 2015
QatarPlayboy:
Nah. i didnt say u are crushin on me, i mean me crushin on u my one nd only luv.

how is HER HONOR doing?

u knw d only person dat cals u such name, so ur guess is as gud as mine.
ooooh sorry my bad

So it's u, well UR HONOR is fine

Nd how is UR MAJESTY doing
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:10pm On Sep 15, 2015
jomile:
ooooh sorry my bad
So it's u, well UR HONOR is fine
Nd how is UR MAJESTY doing
UR MAJESTY is doin perfectly well all tanks to u sittin bside me in my kingdom.
were is dat tin i asked u to bring along for UR MAJESTY?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 8:16pm On Sep 15, 2015
jomile:
dats y dere r secrets, don't tell me u don't have wat u r hiding too

As long as i have u i can look for anyone's trouble

I can even slap d president, insurance cover me where u dey wink
naa ...the only things i hide is in my Boxer/ grin
Lmfao ...I don laff tire..
Babe see I no get liver talkless of Kidney
U slap Buhari... Oboy i don enter Sambisa kus i know that is the safest place in Niaja grin
Hope your day was good?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 8:19pm On Sep 15, 2015
danbrowndmf:
I jus hate over Friendly girls! Been friendly is cool buh over friendly no no no!
which one be over-friendly girls again...
bros u funny
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:29pm On Sep 15, 2015
QatarPlayboy:

UR MAJESTY is doin perfectly well all tanks to u sittin bside me in my kingdom.

were is dat tin i asked u to bring along for UR MAJESTY?
it's good to know dat u r doing great

Oops I just ate wat i want to bring FOR HIS MAJESTY

Now am sad cry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:32pm On Sep 15, 2015
2dice:
naa ...the only things i hide is in my Boxer/ grin
Lmfao ...I don laff tire..
Babe see I no get liver talkless of Kidney
U slap Buhari... Oboy i don enter Sambisa kus i know that is the safest place in Niaja grin
Hope your day was good?
I don't know wat a boxer is not to talk of wat is inside

I think say u eat lion liver

No worries, even Buhari go bow wen he see you
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 8:46pm On Sep 15, 2015
jomile:
I don't know wat a boxer is not to talk of wat is inside

I think say u eat lion liver

No worries, even Buhari go bow wen he see you
so you are Born again... For how many seconds?
Me naa...I can't hurt a fly
Buhari is like my Grannie U know
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 8:47pm On Sep 15, 2015
2dice:
which one be over-friendly girls again...
bros u funny
lols u suppose understand na.cheesy Na everybody wey call girl for road she go answer?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:47pm On Sep 15, 2015
jomile:
it's good to know dat u r doing great
Oops I just ate wat i want to bring FOR HIS MAJESTY
Now am sad cry
Ahhh,. bt i guess u ate d one at d top. u can stil giv me d one below u knw. my network so bad 2nite.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:00pm On Sep 15, 2015
QatarPlayboy:
Ahhh,. bt i guess u ate d one at d top. u can stil giv me d one below u knw. my network so bad 2nite.
UR MAJESTY nothing remain ooo
Na dere wahala take dey
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 9:06pm On Sep 15, 2015
danbrowndmf:
lols u suppose understand na.cheesy Na everybody wey call girl for road she go answer?
if she is Boyfriendless ... Make she answer anybody ooo..
Abi u want girls WEy go dey answer pple like Oga Seun dey form for U... grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:22pm On Sep 15, 2015
Hehehehe. Benin girls dey make sense o. I for like come cruise the 3 mehnnnnnn.
QatarPlayboy:
hahaha. ok i promise u 3 pussies in a strip club here in benin tonite only if u wud tak d nxt available flight nd land at benin airport.

one nor like better tin?
i am one of d few dudes who dnt really fancy nor like chidinma. she luks too churchy to me. i prefer female celebs who re kinda raw and badt e.g maheeda.

eva i like bt cant go d estreem to fvck her.

muna i like and same wit eva, i cant also go d estreem to fvck her.

geneveive i lik bt she kinda luks to me as a lady who bullshit men alot bcus of wat she tinks she has achieved in life.
I just like Chidinma for her petit body. I've been crushing on her for so long. But I'm beginning to givr up on her grin
Eva looks like she'll be really bad in bed wink She looks like she'll know so many styles to ride

Muna's beauty and endowed body can't be ignored mehnnnnnn. Everything about her body is banging banging banging

Jenny looks too classy. Looks like those ladies that form a lot. I'm not really into her. She looks like those girls wey like to dey form

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:27pm On Sep 15, 2015
QatarPlayboy:
qatar moni ke. oil price fall has affected my assest. nw even poor buhari is richer than me no thanks to gudluck who ruined naija economy along wit dat illitrate harvard graduate nd world bank thief.

mennn, life has been fair o all thanks to first God and my crushes LARA OSHIOMOLE, CYNTHIAN MORGAN, NICKY MINAJ
TONTO DIKE-OBASANJO, BEAMBORLA, ONOMEGLO, SASSYBAE, ADEH39 AND ABOVE ALL JOMILE


IamQatarPlayboy
undecided
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:38pm On Sep 15, 2015
QatarPlayboy:
qatar moni ke. oil price fall has affected my assest. nw even poor buhari is richer than me no thanks to gudluck who ruined naija economy along wit dat illitrate harvard graduate nd world bank thief.

mennn, life has been fair o all thanks to first God and my crushes LARA OSHIOMOLE, CYNTHIAN MORGAN, NICKY MINAJ
TONTO DIKE-OBASANJO, BEAMBORLA, ONOMEGLO, SASSYBAE, ADEH39 AND ABOVE ALL JOMILE


IamQatarPlayboy

Mmmmmn........
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 9:53pm On Sep 15, 2015
2dice:
if she is Boyfriendless ... Make she answer anybody ooo..
Abi u want girls WEy go dey answer pple like Oga Seun dey form for U... grin
imagine where ur wiv a girl ur tryin to woo or something and withing 30mins u spent with her she received calls like 8times, all from male. If u ask her she say "just friend" bros thats a big turn off for me o,dunno abuh u o
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 10:09pm On Sep 15, 2015
danbrowndmf:
imagine where ur wiv a girl ur tryin to woo or something and withing 30mins u spent with her she received calls like 8times, all from male. If u ask her she say "just friend" bros thats a big turn off for me o,dunno abuh u o
uhn I get..a typical naija girl have more male friends than female you know...
And most girls on that level u are talking are 18-24 ...
They are still sweet 16 *for dere mind*... Dem still dey hot
But as time goes ...
In short.. Relationship diss days Sucks
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 10:24pm On Sep 15, 2015
2dice:
uhn I get..a typical naija girl have more male friends than female you know...
And most girls on that level u are talking are 18-24 ...
They are still sweet 16 *for dere mind*... Dem still dey hot
But as time goes ...
In short.. Relationship diss days Sucks
mhen i understand that btw 18-25yrs thats ur prime age to gt more attention from guys,buh to many attention chase away serious guys! Mhen if we start to talk about how bleeped up relationship dy these days we know go comot here... Either the male is a sex starved nigga or the female is a money monger...
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:39pm On Sep 15, 2015
jomile:
UR MAJESTY nothing remain ooo

Na dere wahala take dey
ahhh,.u hv fuckup big time. better tel ur dad to kip d dowry i already paid on ur head o. me nor marry again.

wont u beg me?

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