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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 10:40pm On Sep 15, 2015
danbrowndmf:
mhen i understand that btw 18-25yrs thats ur prime age to gt more attention from guys,buh to many attention chase away serious guys! Mhen if we start to talk about how bleeped up relationship dy these days we know go comot here... Either the male is a sex starved nigga or the female is a money monger...
na so my guy...
If a Girl wanna play games well I be KONAMI grin
And if she want it the Normal way I still dey Represent grin
*in kanyewest voice*
I no fit die for U ...U no fit Nail me
I dey hot passs shekau ...even Buhari nor fit Jail me grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 10:46pm On Sep 15, 2015
2dice:
na so my guy...
If a Girl wanna play games well I be KONAMI grin
And if she want it the Normal way I still dey Represent grin
*in kanyewest voice*
I no fit die for U ...U no fit Nail me
I dey hot passs shekau ...even Buhari nor fit Jail me grin
lols... Mhen i jus tire.. Im a jealous guy so im always very careful when im doing all dis relationship stuff,unless we jus dy play.cheesy

Good relationship hard to come by..where both partner dont see it like it for sex or for ATM withdrawer!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:54pm On Sep 15, 2015
My bro i tel u. anytime u re ready just let me knw. a sweet puss*y 5k per nite, so 3 is gonna b just 15k,..all for u.
STFUareyouGod:
Hehehehe. Benin girls dey make sense o. I for like come cruise the 3 mehnnnnnn.
I just like Chidinma for her petit body. I've been crushing on her for so long. But I'm beginning to givr up on her grin
Eva looks like she'll be really bad in bed wink She looks like she'll know so many styles to ride

Jenny looks too classy. Looks like those ladies that form a lot. I'm not really into her. She looks like those girls wey like to dey form
Yeah, Eva is to me actin like rihana. i wont mind screwin her puss*y sha while she is smokin weed.

Muna i cant really tel.

Jenny yea luks very strict bt she luks like a lady who wud be dedicated to just one huge dic*k probably frm a guy far younger dan him.

Chidinma. she too dey form saint nd i dnt fancy such babes. i prefer babes who arent LovePeddler bt very wild, raw nd spoilt. no time 2 teach sex edu on bed.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 10:54pm On Sep 15, 2015
danbrowndmf:
lols... Mhen i jus tire.. Im a jealous guy so im always very careful when im doing all dis relationship stuff,unless we jus dy play.cheesy

Good relationship hard to come by..where both partner dont see it like it for sex or for ATM withdrawer!
ok try date oyibo girls or...those that are not HomeBase naija girls...
U sef go see love ... U go fear grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 10:56pm On Sep 15, 2015
2dice:
ok try date oyibo girls or...those that are not HomeBase naija girls...
U sef go see love ... U go fear grin
Lols...abeg too much everything dy bored person jare!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:57pm On Sep 15, 2015
onomeglo:
undecided
Iyawo mi, ololufemi, ore mi. hw re u doin fine oyinbo girl?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:59pm On Sep 15, 2015
We go use the 15k drink ciroc instead. I don't pay for p***y mehhhhnnnn. grin grin I should be paid for it
QatarPlayboy:
My bro i tel u. anytime u re ready just let me knw. a sweet puss*y 5k per nite, so 3 is gonna b just 15k,..all for u.

Yeah, Eva is to me actin like rihana. i wont mind screwin her puss*y sha while she is smokin weed.

Muna i cant really tel.

Jenny yea luks very strict bt she luks like a lady who wud be dedicated to just one huge dic*k probably frm a guy far younger dan him.

Chidinma. she too dey form saint nd i dnt fancy such babes. i prefer babes who arent LovePeddler bt very wild, raw nd spoilt. no time 2 teach sex edu on bed.
I feel Muna is hotter than Eva sha #myopinion. If I have to pick one from all four, I'll easily pick Muna. She's so hot. She got it all. And she's light skinned wink smiley

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 10:59pm On Sep 15, 2015
danbrowndmf:
Lols...abeg too much everything dy bored person jare!
the lord is your strength..
U scarce sef.. Wetin dey
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:01pm On Sep 15, 2015
adeh39:


Mmmmmn........
lots of crushes,..yes! bt u re d prettiest, sexiest, hottest, most endowed nd my first nd last choice. wink

u feel me?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 11:05pm On Sep 15, 2015
STFUareyouGod:
Hehehehe. Benin girls dey make sense o. I for like come cruise the 3 mehnnnnnn.
I just like Chidinma for her petit body. I've been crushing on her for so long. But I'm beginning to givr up on her grin
Eva looks like she'll be really bad in bed wink She looks like she'll know so many styles to ride

Muna's beauty and endowed body can't be ignored mehnnnnnn. Everything about her body is banging banging banging

Jenny looks too classy. Looks like those ladies that form a lot. I'm not really into her. She looks like those girls wey like to dey form
how una dey take crush on Celeb... I still don't get it
If we have no chance of meeting...
Why will I be crushing wen 99% assurance dey say we fit no yarn till Jesus come
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 11:05pm On Sep 15, 2015
2dice:
the lord is your strength..
U scarce sef.. Wetin dey
i dy come around sha..but i know dy see u. My phone spoil yestady sef. Currently using a small phone,no whatsapp n BBM. Jus NL and FB. Soooo boreed!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:06pm On Sep 15, 2015
dnt worry, wen d time comes, d puzzle wud be solved nd mayb i wud also surprise u wit d presence of a popular female romancelander

#WorkingOnIt

#NiggaBad
STFUareyouGod:
We go use the 15k drink ciroc instead. I don't pay for p***y mehhhhnnnn. grin grin I should be paid for it
I feel Muna is hotter than Eva sha #myopinion. If I have to pick one from all four, I'll easily pick Muna. She's so hot. She got it all. And she's light skinned wink smiley
Hmmm. muna muna muna. i tink i shud start followin her. she was married to my real guy UTI NWACHUKWU b4 na i guess?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:11pm On Sep 15, 2015
2dice:
how una dey take crush on Celeb... I still don't get it
If we have no chance of meeting...
Why will I be crushing wen 99% assurance dey say we fit no yarn till Jesus come
my guy some dudes gat chances of meeting them ok. do nt underestimate d power of some dudes just bcus dey re on nairaland chatin nd openin their teeths wit d smal girls dat re here.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 11:28pm On Sep 15, 2015
QatarPlayboy:

my guy some dudes gat chances of meeting them ok. do nt underestimate d power of some dudes just bcus dey re on nairaland chatin nd openin their teeths wit d smal girls dat re here.
yea I get it..
What am really saying is I don't no maybe it is only me tho..
I dont get freak with celeb
She is cute ... Evryother girl u see around is cuter
Nice ass... Most are surgery issh
Same as Boobs...
If I like a celeb ...i like her not crushing
Nicki said "the only time u are on Google is when u Google my asss"
So lemme ask what makes you guys Crush on them ??
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 11:31pm On Sep 15, 2015
danbrowndmf:
i dy come around sha..but i know dy see u. My phone spoil yestady sef. Currently using a small phone,no whatsapp n BBM. Jus NL and FB. Soooo boreed!
no worry one olosho go buy iphone6± grin
Like seriously if I was de only one using Fb..
Mark go poor pass church rat
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:58pm On Sep 15, 2015
danbrowndmf:
I jus hate over Friendly girls! Been friendly is cool buh over friendly no no no!
why?what wrong
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:00am On Sep 16, 2015
adeh39:

Mmmmmn........
long time,are you ok?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:14am On Sep 16, 2015
2dice:
how una dey take crush on Celeb... I still don't get it
If we have no chance of meeting...
Why will I be crushing wen 99% assurance dey say we fit no yarn till Jesus come
It happens boss. It's just some fantasies. Even tho deep inside, we know nothing can come out of it, but the human in us won't let go. Lol

BTW you never can tell, it's all about making money. If you are rich enough, anything is possible

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:17am On Sep 16, 2015
I like surprises. Can't wait mehnnnnnn
QatarPlayboy:
dnt worry, wen d time comes, d puzzle wud be solved nd mayb i wud also surprise u wit d presence of a popular female romancelander

#WorkingOnIt

#NiggaBad

Hmmm. muna muna muna. i tink i shud start followin her. she was married to my real guy UTI NWACHUKWU b4 na i guess?
Muna? I'm not sure if she was ever married. I doubt! She is a former miss Nigeria and also a rapper. Munachi Abbi I think

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:55am On Sep 16, 2015
QatarPlayboy:

Iyawo mi, ololufemi, ore mi. hw re u doin fine oyinbo girl?
lol I'm fine,mystage abi?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:59am On Sep 16, 2015
QatarPlayboy:

my guy some dudes gat chances of meeting them ok. do nt underestimate d power of some dudes just bcus dey re on nairaland chatin nd openin their teeths wit d smal girls dat re here.
BRO thank u 4 dis statement, infact SECONDED. "unfortunately the nairaland ladies dnt know some of the calibre of guyz dat are here, "i remembered when i proposed marraige to tonto dikeh, lol mehnn she could not stop laughing, u know what she told me? well i felt really happy at her response. "what im i trying to say this celebs aint far from some guyz here, bro is it not munachi dat u want? believe me or not i have her number, real talk. its like u dnt know why they call me king solomon, lol brodaly when i get extremely rich as in the Ronaldo or Neymar even Mikel obi kind of money i will sleep with all of them, 4rm Nigeria to ghana to south africa celebs, real talk. "dnt worry we are still together u will see the reality. "4get abt all dis nairaland girls, they are just 4 E-fun.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 6:21am On Sep 16, 2015
2dice:
no worry one olosho go buy iphone6± grin Like seriously if I was de only one using Fb.. Mark go poor pass church rat
lools. Mark go poor pass church rat? How?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 6:25am On Sep 16, 2015
Jollyjoy:
why?what wrong
you jus dont start giving every guy ur attention na.abi na all d guys for road wey call u u dy answer? Stay with a girl for jus 30mins,already recieved calls from like 8different guys, she be phone boot worker? And if u ask she will say "just friend" thats a big turn off for potential serious guys na. Even if ur searching for husaband sef,u jus dnt give every dick and harry your digit na!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 7:45am On Sep 16, 2015
danbrowndmf:
lools. Mark go poor pass church rat? How?
I no dey use the thing at all...to login sef na helele
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 7:50am On Sep 16, 2015
STFUareyouGod:

It happens boss. It's just some fantasies. Even tho deep inside, we know nothing can come out of it, but the human in us won't let go. Lol

BTW you never can tell, it's all about making money. If you are rich enough, anything is possible
true tho ...am still patiently waiting that celeb me sef go Crush grin cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:05am On Sep 16, 2015
2dice:
true tho ...am still patiently waiting that celeb me sef go Crush grin cheesy
Cossy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Morning boss

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by AprokoMan: 8:23am On Sep 16, 2015
kramfonos:
[color]W*****is**y ? Just a guess.[/color]

really, i can't break that
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:06am On Sep 16, 2015
Olajorn have a good day o grin

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:07am On Sep 16, 2015
There's a sh!tload of nonsense going on here these days... undecided
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:18am On Sep 16, 2015
Cherryice
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by ShutTheFhuckUp: 9:24am On Sep 16, 2015
danbrowndmf:
I jus hate over Friendly girls! Been friendly is cool buh over friendly no no no!
yeah. Same here.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:01am On Sep 16, 2015
onomeglo:
lol I'm fine,mystage abi?
mystage? wat is mystage?

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