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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Adah96(f): 1:59pm On Sep 20, 2015
No I didn't cry
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 2:00pm On Sep 20, 2015
Teempakguy:
the guy dey vex jare.
I annoyed him yesterday. So . . . sad sad

My mom even told him not to buy anyone at all.

These people are too difficult! angry

The power of women! sad

Once they rub the mans head...all the blood drains down to lipsrsealed


Anyways...just try and appease him. I need to get out of Probation level. And to achieve that, I must make a total sales of 200K in 2 months cry
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 2:01pm On Sep 20, 2015
RobinHez:


Ok o sad

U don show ya papa?
the guy dey vex jare.
I annoyed him yesterday. So . . . sad sad

My mom even told him not to buy anyone at all.

These people are too difficult! angry

They keep insisting that they can't risk a 90 000 naira laptop because I will spoil it, that I should buy the 70 000 own. And I have been shouting. It's the cheapness that is making me spoil it. Dem no wan hear. undecided

Anyway, I've shown my mom and she seems okay with it.

Now it remains to cajol her to get money from dad. Mhuahahahahaha. grin grin grin


I swear, I Don evil die. embarassed
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 2:03pm On Sep 20, 2015
RobinHez:


The power of women! sad

Once they rub the mans head...all the blood drains down to lipsrsealed


Anyways...just try and appease him. I need to get out of Probation level. And to achieve that, I must make a total sales of 200K in 2 months cry
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

You're in my prayers though. grin grin grin

Just got my mum to my side. The battle is half won. cool
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by swisscarter(m): 2:06pm On Sep 20, 2015
Happy Sunday y'all!

expect 2nd batch on Thursday/Friday ...my reliable source said! And also bus. Admin faculty is experiencing errors that's why admission into that department is somehow. And from what the source said I think second batch is the final batch cool
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by TheLostSoul: 2:07pm On Sep 20, 2015
Then, if she doesn't pray for me............ Who will?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Jerrielaw: 2:13pm On Sep 20, 2015
good afternoon and happy sunday everyone
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Jerrielaw: 2:15pm On Sep 20, 2015
swisscarter:
Happy Sunday y'all!

expect 2nd batch on Thursday/Friday ...my reliable source said! And also bus. Admin faculty is experiencing errors that's why admission into that department is somehow. And from what the source said I think second batch is the final batch cool
hmmmmm.......
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 2:19pm On Sep 20, 2015
Teempakguy:
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
You're in my prayers though. grin grin grin
Just got my mum to my side. The battle is half won. cool
grin
I love dat evil lafter! cheesy
Dnt worry...winning ur mum is winning the battle..
Except ur dad is like my dad...who isn't moved by his own wife embarassed
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 2:21pm On Sep 20, 2015
swisscarter:
Happy Sunday y'all!

expect 2nd batch on Thursday/Friday ...my reliable source said! And also bus. Admin faculty is experiencing errors that's why admission into that department is somehow. And from what the source said I think second batch is the final batch cool

a mere hypothesis without substantiation.

why should I accede that this info is veracious?

Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 2:21pm On Sep 20, 2015
Jerrielaw:
good afternoon and happy sunday everyone
how are you Mr?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Adah96(f): 2:22pm On Sep 20, 2015
your beibei will ...tongue
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by TheLostSoul: 2:23pm On Sep 20, 2015
A 70k laptop shouldn't be bad atal... I got a lonovo G-400 for as cheap as 50k+... When the other one krashed recently. And believe me you; it's wonderful. The battery is unbeatable! It never heats up, the silent fan is a cooler indeeed. @ Teem.


Ops, and you aint even paying the bill yourself, shey ya dad na your atm... Manage anyone he gives you, biko...

Aktuallie, I saw better ones when I picked mine, but since I'm payin forrit myself and I go pay skool fees, rent house for benin too, (makin it two different house rent payments) I got mellow for the cheap one.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by swisscarter(m): 2:28pm On Sep 20, 2015
blueto:


a mere hypothesis without substantiation.

why should I accede that this info is veracious?

keep talking and don't pray so your name should be released..... I'll remind you of this post when the list comes out
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 2:29pm On Sep 20, 2015
Oga why u wan spoil business for me na? cry

U can't compare a core i3 laptop to Dual core or pentium... And the cheapest i3 goes for #80K (aside delivery charges)

And there's diff. Between Netbook and laptop tongue

TheLostSoul:
A 70k laptop shouldn't be bad atal... I got a lonovo G-400 for as cheap as 50k+... When the other one krashed recently. And believe me you; it's wonderful. The battery is unbeatable! It never heats up, the silent fan is a cooler indeeed. @ Teem.


Ops, and you aint even paying the bill yourself, shey ya dad na your atm... Manage anyone he gives you, biko...

Aktuallie, I saw better ones when I picked mine, but since I'm payin forrit myself and I go pay skool fees, rent house for benin too, (makin it two different house rent payments) I got mellow for the cheap one.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by TheLostSoul: 2:30pm On Sep 20, 2015
Ada, hehe.... You are my beibie naw...
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 2:30pm On Sep 20, 2015
swisscarter:
Happy Sunday y'all!

expect 2nd batch on Thursday/Friday ...my reliable source said! And also bus. Admin faculty is experiencing errors that's why admission into that department is somehow. And from what the source said I think second batch is the final batch cool
ok
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by TheLostSoul: 2:33pm On Sep 20, 2015
Hehe... Robins, I might patronise then... Well, if you gonna make the items cheap for a peasant like me.... So, as a businessman, what gadget do you have and also think I'd like?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 2:33pm On Sep 20, 2015
Ray360:

Dear, kernel-oil dripping Pukkah, Happy Sunday! how was church?
*Blushing from Nigeria to Kanada*embarassed

Church was finecheesy


Which song did Ur choir do?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 2:33pm On Sep 20, 2015
RobinHez:


grin

I love dat evil lafter! cheesy

Dnt worry...winning ur mum is winning the battle..

Except ur dad is like my dad...who isn't moved by his own wife embarassed
I'm screwed man. sad sad

These are the conditions my mom gave me.

1. Always wash plates on time.
2. Wash and iron your clothes and your dad's clothes every three days.
3. You must participate in the cooking in this house.
4. stop pressing your phone like it's going to disappear.
5 I will observe you for two weeks.


I hate house chores. cry cry cry I love mah phone. sad sad

Ah, God. . . . why me? This is so not fair.


I need a plan. There's no facking way I can pull off the above.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 2:35pm On Sep 20, 2015
swisscarter:
keep talking and don't pray so your name should be released..... I'll remind you of this post when the list comes out


M praying.

thanks
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 2:37pm On Sep 20, 2015
Pukka36:
*Blushing from Nigeria to Kanada*embarassed

Church was finecheesy


Which song did Ur choir do?
lol... A Yoruba Song. In a dancing Tempo. Highlife. Ese gan ni, Eku itoju mi, mo mo re. by Pastor Adupe. Do you understand Yoruba? grin
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 2:37pm On Sep 20, 2015
TheLostSoul:
Pukka, I don't mind helping you pound the tomatoes with mortar so you weel gimme rice after kooking... Someone told me you kook well....

And uhm, I ask again, how much do your people take as bride price?
24Naira shikini moneycheesy


Good afternoon...cheesy

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Adah96(f): 2:37pm On Sep 20, 2015
how many beibeiz do u wanna v undecided
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 2:38pm On Sep 20, 2015
Teempakguy:
I'm screwed man. sad sad
These are the conditions my mom gave me.
1. Always wash plates on time. 2. Wash and iron your clothes and your dad's clothes every three days. 3. You must participate in the cooking in this house. 4. stop pressing your phone like it's going to disappear. 5 I will observe you for two weeks.

I hate house chores. cry cry cry I love mah phone. sad sad
Ah, God. . . . why me? This is so not fair.

I need a plan. There's no facking way I can pull off the above.
Man u're screwed! cheesy
But to save urself...I think, u should get a laptop for the 70k u already have.
#just saying
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 2:38pm On Sep 20, 2015
Ray360:

lol... A Yoruba Song. In a dancing Tempo. Highlife. Ese gan ni, Eku itoju mi, mo mo re. by Pastor Adupe. Do you understand Yoruba? grin
Choi,I dntcry
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 2:40pm On Sep 20, 2015
swisscarter:
Happy Sunday y'all!

expect 2nd batch on Thursday/Friday ...my reliable source said! And also bus. Admin faculty is experiencing errors that's why admission into that department is somehow. And from what the source said I think second batch is the final batch cool

now I see why my name wasn't on the first batch with such worthy aggregate score angry

Let me believe this second batch will be favourable.

Admin Faculty
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 2:41pm On Sep 20, 2015
Pukka36:
Choi,I dntcry
eyah.. Sorry. What song did your choir sing?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 2:43pm On Sep 20, 2015
RobinHez:


Man u're screwed! cheesy

But to save urself...I think, u should get a laptop for the 70k u already have.

#just saying
oyah find me i3 with 70k.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 2:43pm On Sep 20, 2015
TheLostSoul:
Hehe... Robins, I might patronise then... Well, if you gonna make the items cheap for a peasant like me.... So, as a businessman, what gadget do you have and also think I'd like?

Depends on ur taste sir.

Do you need a digital camera?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 2:43pm On Sep 20, 2015
dkeo:
its not possible. Till monday
By its not possible,you mean? And who told you its Monday?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 2:46pm On Sep 20, 2015
Jackossky:



Haba chill na.......babalawo wey dey browse
See dis one,dey there make pant dey wear you.

So you no know say you fit buy cowry,native chalk and virgin alligator lizard from eBay? undecided

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