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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by zyhon96: 1:12am On Oct 15, 2015 |
Totfulguy:he is a born rapper watch out for him 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Nobody: 1:46am On Oct 15, 2015 |
Totfulguy:my younger bro will be like, ' Ik can I use ur crophone to sing?' Now this boy of 1998 is forming big boy in secondary sch. |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by benELOHIM7(m): 1:54am On Oct 15, 2015 |
Aunty come chop ji MsRemarkable: 2 Likes
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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Ezemust: 2:19am On Oct 15, 2015 |
I have this friend very dark in complexion. he told me that when he travelled to Mecca for haj,two white Arab children walked up to him and start scrubbing his hand. when he asked them y they are doing that they said they want to scrub away the coal in his body. ignorant children 6 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by kellyJames5(m): 2:20am On Oct 15, 2015 |
greyce: |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Naturehibrid(m): 3:26am On Oct 15, 2015 |
My neighbors son was reading 1 2 3 when he got to 110 he became confused and started saying: one hundred and wanty one, one hundred and onety two , one hundred and onety three. I had a good laughter dat day 16 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by pelumiakinboye0: 4:21am On Oct 15, 2015 |
Conversation between me and a 4years old Me: Drop my phone else I will beat you. Boy: If you beat me I will tell my mummy for you. Me: (Jokingly), I will Tell my mummy too na. Boy: my mummy will beat your mummy ehn, you don't even know, my mummy has power, she use to beat my daddy everytime and call him stupid man whenever my daddy comes back from his friends place drunk. 20 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Lachynos2k2(m): 4:21am On Oct 15, 2015 |
My little 5 year old nephew always wants to take his bath by himself, he would lock the bathroom, after bathing he comes out of the bathroom na.ked.. I wonder what he was hiding in the first place. 20 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Nobody: 4:35am On Oct 15, 2015 |
Dyt:Yes I am 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by GrAnDwEeZ(m): 5:10am On Oct 15, 2015 |
My 4 year old nephew said I should help him with his assignment. So we started. A person that flies an aeroplane is called. He answered A pilot. A person that builds a house is called. He answered an engineer. A person that cooks food is called. He answered. A mummy. Corrected him that its a cook. He was baffled. how will somebody that cooks b a cook. Still went to ask his mum . 19 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by IYADARA(f): 5:35am On Oct 15, 2015 |
My 13 months old baby would pick something up give u and say *thank you* Glad she is learning manners at such a tender age 14 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by greyce: 5:50am On Oct 15, 2015 |
kellyJames5:lol.not u |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Cetona(f): 5:51am On Oct 15, 2015 |
cassyrooy:Love indeed. Nephew will always ask 'where is Edu' whenever I am not around. One day the mum had to call me so he could talk to me on phone. She asked what was it that I gave her son that makes him miss me all the time. |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Hugo7(m): 5:53am On Oct 15, 2015 |
My 4 year old niece cries well we call her a baby,she would say I am a big gal am not a baby. Just yesterday evening ME: Baby NIECE: I will not cry.ask me why? ME: Why?(I was suprised) NIECE: Cos I know am not a baby. ME: lol..Give me 5. 6 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Cetona(f): 5:59am On Oct 15, 2015 |
lilmizwierd:Lmao @Tester. Chai! Sorry dear, weep no more cos you are not alone on this one. 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by samzheee(m): 6:26am On Oct 15, 2015 |
mzmeeday:lol, you are right. |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Icekyng: 6:40am On Oct 15, 2015 |
MizFrances:Lol u don friend zone am... #gbam 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by lilmizwierd(f): 6:47am On Oct 15, 2015 |
MrBasketball:Uncle no vex la I follow for the Ibo community yesterday own got us laughing . The sharp Enugu boy refused anything lesser than 1k am sure he knows the difference |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by lilmizwierd(f): 6:51am On Oct 15, 2015 |
Cetona:I have dried my tears very soon the accused mother would come and drop her and she would be screaming Tester when she needs my attention |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Nobody: 6:54am On Oct 15, 2015 |
SexyKaycee: hehehehe 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by kadree(m): 7:16am On Oct 15, 2015 |
Wen kids slp n wake up, dey wud b like "uncle good morning" even in d same day. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Alezy(m): 7:22am On Oct 15, 2015 |
Homorlayor20:Lolz at some point as a kid I was thinking like dis too. |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by MsRemarkable(f): 7:55am On Oct 15, 2015 |
MrBasketball: Stalker Alert!!! |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by oluwarantimi(f): 8:17am On Oct 15, 2015 |
That's not a story for this forum jare SkinnyDude: |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by bejeria101(m): 8:17am On Oct 15, 2015 |
Joslyn: This kids go wound person,na by big? Hehehe |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by ElSherriff: 8:18am On Oct 15, 2015 |
My neighbor's cute 3 year old daughter was disturbing everybody with plates she was clattering around and when I asked "What are you doing?" Baby: "Am making noise and I like it" Me: "But I don't?" Baby: "Ehen now, that's why I like it" and I was like WTFFFFF! 12 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by bejeria101(m): 8:19am On Oct 15, 2015 |
Hannysmilez: Chai! My ribs don give way,say 3 lets get it over with,kids ehn |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Bimbomartins(m): 8:20am On Oct 15, 2015 |
Hannysmilez:Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lmao. Am so liking ur children allready. Abi o 3 abeg wetin sef. |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by omoseth(m): 8:31am On Oct 15, 2015 |
This happened some days ago. It was on a Saturday to be precise. My elder sister's friend had called her earlier to come try check out some clothes she had bought from Dubai, so I decided to go with her and my nephew who is 4yrs old just to see if I could get something nice for a very good friend of mine. To cut the story short, she decided to try on the clothes one after the other just to see if the colours matched (u know women) so she eventually was putting on clothes with multiple colours and checking herself out in the mirror. My nephew who was playing turned and said to her " Mummy"! " Yes?,the mum asked. "You look like a witch"!. Everybody in shop starting laughing including me. The mom feeling so surprised though laughing shouted, " Oghenemaro! He just smiled and said," Mummy! You look so beautiful. 7 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Destined2win: 8:31am On Oct 15, 2015 |
adellam16: Hehehe...She remembered |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Destined2win: 8:34am On Oct 15, 2015 |
orgasm: HEHEHEHE . Mummy's fake head |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Destined2win: 8:36am On Oct 15, 2015 |
pelumiakinboye0: Yeeeeeeeh. Hahahahahaaaahaah. Exposition101 1 Like |
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