₦airaland Forum

how my pastor was embarrassed today.
they just brought this pastor to our church not up to two months now. his preaching is as good as the sleeping pill anybody can get in a broad day light under a very loud Sound system. only God knows how his former church members coped for good six months after his ordination as a pastor.
today as usual, only him understood the message he was dishing out and the spiritkoko among us were struggling to fall in line with his sermon religiously . others were either about taking a nap or already in the dream land most especially the regular sleepers.
suddenly, the pastor pointed to a woman and shouted " woman why can't you apply little aboliki (rub) to rub your eyes so that you won't be sleeping in the house of God" and the woman replied with a dangerous smile and said "sir, if only you could apply little aboliki to your preaching, I wont have been sleeping". the whole church was spell bond.
if you were the pastor, what would have been your next line of action?

hilarious sha

For a Nigerian, the woman get mind.

Not funny

**in Ajebo's voice**
People dey lie sha!

Truly the type of "sleep anointing" that descends during sermon time needs to be investigated scientifically.

Wat is ds nonsense?

Am a servant of God but that woman is very rude.

By their fruit you shall know them. btwn op you guys too are not spiritual atall and
most of you are also possessed.







Iron sharpeneth iron proverb 27:27

Princewell2012:
Am a servant of God but that woman is very rude.

Na house cleaning you dey do? Abi na boxers you dey wash?

E be like say you follow for pastors wey dey Isaiah 29:10

For the LORD has poured out on you a spirit of deep sleep

The woman was rude,even though your pastor was sarcastic asides that The pastor needs to go back to God to ask for more annointing from God so as to minister Life messages to the congregation.

Princewell2012:
Am a servant of God but that woman is very rude.

By their fruit you shall know them. btwn op you guys too are not spiritual atall and
most of you are also possessed.







Iron sharpeneth iron proverb 27:27

Words in black seem to belie claim in red. If this is true, then our problem is much more than what we think.

OP sell this joke to Alibaba, rumour has it "his material don finish".