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Ushers ushing ushals,only God will save me from them,i don't know their wahala,dem no go even allow person rest.

I have like 2 experiences to share with you guys. Lemme start with the first one:

Last month during service,i allegedly sat where females sit just to gain attention,before i even sat,one of our ushers was like :

Egbon,eeti fi iwa yin yi sile na(You haven't dropped your old act yet?) .
I was like : wetin consign you,you na wan spoil market for me

That one went like that inorder to avoid distraction during service.
This sunday again,i took my phone out again hoping to check my FG & MENTIONS on Nairaland,immediately i sneaked my phone out like this,another usher came to me saying :

Alagba why now,all your babes will wait after service now,don't ping in church .
I was like :
So all this usher don ja.


My people share your experience jere,i'm very sure they would have embarrassed you before.


Note : I'm not saying ushers should not do their job o,just for fun

That was how one usher go knock me for head inside church just because say I close my eyes wen pastor dey preach. And I no dey sleep ooo d tin pain me sha!

Just because say God dey show me vision for my dream

Hilarious.

I am an usher/hostess actually

I'm here to read comment.

Do you guys think being an usher is a easy task
It comes with great patience, sacrifice, and tolerance.

I love being an usher

Who don born well

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Nope but i think,It happens when you are sleeping during church service

Nope always been respected maybe becus my face strong

dem carry me go front seat today ooo

Some Ushers are annoying and inconsiderate and they hide under the umbrella its the house of God and you must obey.

Just wanna have good time by kiss daniel on repeat

K

I have never been embarrassed by an usher....ushers cannot embarrassed u if u do the right thing.

Happened in school fellowship then, was sitting on a white plastic chair. .I sha mistakenly dozed off , Na so one 100L Usher boy hit my chair aggressively, attention shifted to my side immediately, i felt embarrassed and coupled up. . Like 10 mins later, i called the guy i wanted to see him outside, he came outside and i said "Guy, can't i meditate again??" Does it mean i was sleeping cos i covered my face with my hand?? You embarrassed me and let it be the last time. . I was actually sleeping :-p . He apologized but i felt embarrassed o.

queenstll:
dem carry me go front seat today ooo

chisos

UsherS! There Doing Well In Most Cases, Knowing Fully Well That, Embarrassing People Is There Calling & Duty To Mankind. Accept If U've Been EscapeN Them All Time Being, Good Luck...

When ushers try to force you a a seating position you just don't like...

This happened to me when we were growing up in Deeper Life. During one of these youth retreats, I think SAY 2001, I was dosing off. Each time I close my eyes this usher was always closeby to poke me with a pen.

I got tired of dozing that I started acting like someone who was praying seriously. After some time, I dozed off. Slept off with no disturbance. My dream was sweet but unfortunately, it was one of those dreams that you fall from a height endlessly.

Brethren, I was at the edge of the of the row. My head was resting on the bench in front of me. When i fell in that dream, it was the ground that collected my body in real life. People laughed and I grinned. Usher came close and said...

"so you were sleeping..."

I answered...

" I wasn't o, I was actually meditating on the message that is going on."

The End...
If you no laugh this week go dey joyous for you. If you laugh i wonder wetin funny...

For those who go to church

Y A YES OH

Some ushers are annoying sha, but I don't believe the Op's stories sorry

I smell exaggeration

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If you click yes, it will be in your profile
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Now it is left open for Muslims and even pagans to post comments.

Inequality starts from NL

Depends on the church u go to

Mediapace:
Ushers ushing ushals,only God will save me from them,i don't know their wahala,dem no go even allow person rest.

I have like 2 experiences to share with you guys. Lemme start with the first one:

Last month during service,i allegedly sat where females sit just to gain attention,before i even sat,one of our ushers was like :

Egbon,eeti fi iwa yin yi sile na(You haven't dropped your old act yet?) .
I was like : wetin consign you,you na wan spoil market for me

That one went like that inorder to avoid distraction during service.
This sunday again,i took my phone out again hoping to check my FG & MENTIONS on Nairaland,immediately i sneaked my phone out like this,another usher came to me saying :

Alagba why now,all your babes will wait after service now,don't ping in church .
I was like :
So all this usher don ja.


My people share your experience jere,i'm very sure they would have embarrassed you before.


Note : I'm not saying ushers should not do their job o,just for fun

Hello....I am an usherin the RCCG and would have been sterner on you based on the habits you portrayed. When we are in the presence of God let us respect him please....

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If i be God ba, i for force one hot mess comot for your nyash such dat u go wan enta ground shebi na dem gals carry you go church

Jyde81:
Hello....I am an usherin the RCCG and would have been sterner on you based on the habits you portrayed. When we are in the presence of God let us respect him please....

abeg helep me telam o

ireneony:
I am an usher/hostess actually

I'm here to read comment.

Do you guys think being an usher is a easy task
It comes with great patience, sacrifice, and tolerance.

I love being an usher

ok na sombody like u dey com disturb my sleep when i tot im saved with my dark glases. dont worry, one day i will carry caburator cleaner come church to flash ur eyes