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Re: 14 Hilarious Tips On How To Avoid Lagos Traffic by mickyeddi: 12:49pm On Oct 19, 2015

See what idleness is doing to Nigerians! I don't see anything constructive or funny about the post. How can a grown up man waste his time on a Monday morning on this trash?

Re: 14 Hilarious Tips On How To Avoid Lagos Traffic by emmanuel596(m): 12:49pm On Oct 19, 2015

Best option just don't go out

Re: 14 Hilarious Tips On How To Avoid Lagos Traffic by deeprof123: 12:50pm On Oct 19, 2015

Nice joke

Re: 14 Hilarious Tips On How To Avoid Lagos Traffic by paul288yahoo(m): 12:50pm On Oct 19, 2015

wet in wan make me base for lag sef undecided

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Re: 14 Hilarious Tips On How To Avoid Lagos Traffic by GenOrumov: 12:53pm On Oct 19, 2015

These solutions are the most practicable so far and the shortest cut to the traffic situation in lagos

But unfortunately.... Only no 12 is applicable in this list.

Re: 14 Hilarious Tips On How To Avoid Lagos Traffic by Omofairy(f): 12:53pm On Oct 19, 2015

I swear, the traffic can kill. Like literally

@ no 12, perhaps he was bought one too many "kolo" when he was a boy.

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Re: 14 Hilarious Tips On How To Avoid Lagos Traffic by Deejavuu(f): 12:53pm On Oct 19, 2015

Number 1. Can't stand lagos traffic tho angry

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Re: 14 Hilarious Tips On How To Avoid Lagos Traffic by joyfavour(f): 12:53pm On Oct 19, 2015

Re: 14 Hilarious Tips On How To Avoid Lagos Traffic by kaywhynoni: 12:54pm On Oct 19, 2015

Funny indeed

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Re: 14 Hilarious Tips On How To Avoid Lagos Traffic by valboy20(m): 12:54pm On Oct 19, 2015

"HILLARIOUS" just got a new meaning

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Re: 14 Hilarious Tips On How To Avoid Lagos Traffic by Goziemiguel(m): 12:54pm On Oct 19, 2015

Nyz 1 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! + buy a bicycle !

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Re: 14 Hilarious Tips On How To Avoid Lagos Traffic by Adaeze003(f): 12:55pm On Oct 19, 2015

Na leaving sure pass...

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Re: 14 Hilarious Tips On How To Avoid Lagos Traffic by Oluwason(m): 12:55pm On Oct 19, 2015

Lol

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Re: 14 Hilarious Tips On How To Avoid Lagos Traffic by Nobody: 12:55pm On Oct 19, 2015

Re: 14 Hilarious Tips On How To Avoid Lagos Traffic by nochildsplay(m): 12:56pm On Oct 19, 2015

# 1 ... For the yeebhoes as they vamute 9ja for their biafra for good or gulder

#13 .... For Nnamdi Kunu on what he's trying to do.

Quote me and you won't see tomorrow

Re: 14 Hilarious Tips On How To Avoid Lagos Traffic by b0rn2fuck(m): 12:56pm On Oct 19, 2015

I gave up Lagos to move to Ogun, walahi, nothing like traffic but ashawo house to scarce for here

Re: 14 Hilarious Tips On How To Avoid Lagos Traffic by jaegermesiter: 12:57pm On Oct 19, 2015

Please o,hws ambode the cause of lagos traffic....am confused,pls do enlighten me

Re: 14 Hilarious Tips On How To Avoid Lagos Traffic by Nobody: 12:57pm On Oct 19, 2015

CR77:
A wailing theory

Re: 14 Hilarious Tips On How To Avoid Lagos Traffic by Nobody: 12:57pm On Oct 19, 2015

HEHEHEHEEHEHEHEEHE

Re: 14 Hilarious Tips On How To Avoid Lagos Traffic by Nobody: 12:57pm On Oct 19, 2015

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Re: 14 Hilarious Tips On How To Avoid Lagos Traffic by Owliver(m): 12:59pm On Oct 19, 2015

paul288yahoo:
wet in wan make me base for lag sef

gba gbe oshi. lasgidi is the best place to be in naija. forget all there traffic yearns.

Re: 14 Hilarious Tips On How To Avoid Lagos Traffic by Owliver(m): 1:00pm On Oct 19, 2015

Goziemiguel:
Nyz 1 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! + buy a bicycle !

i give u 24hrs agboki go use okada kill you. try am grin

Re: 14 Hilarious Tips On How To Avoid Lagos Traffic by OkekeChristian(m): 1:01pm On Oct 19, 2015

Lagos, aotther synonym for traffic

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Re: 14 Hilarious Tips On How To Avoid Lagos Traffic by bigfrancis21: 1:01pm On Oct 19, 2015

ibullem:
6. Sleep in the office

This is a win-win situation. You avoid the traffic and you also get in line for the ‘Best Employee Award’ – or that promotion .

You know, since you ‘practically’ [your boss doesn’t know it’s literally] live in the office. Just wake up and slide into your seat.

Lmao!!!

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Re: 14 Hilarious Tips On How To Avoid Lagos Traffic by Nobody: 1:02pm On Oct 19, 2015

mickyeddi:
See what idleness is doing to Nigerians! I don't see anything constructive or funny about the post. How can a grown up man waste his time on a Monday morning on this trash?

Why are you on nairaland then since you use your time constructively. face your job if you have one and stop commenting on "childish posts"

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Re: 14 Hilarious Tips On How To Avoid Lagos Traffic by Nobody: 1:02pm On Oct 19, 2015

Cc ibullem
"...those mainland to island suckers..."
grin

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Re: 14 Hilarious Tips On How To Avoid Lagos Traffic by OkekeChristian(m): 1:03pm On Oct 19, 2015

Lagos, another synonym for traffic

Re: 14 Hilarious Tips On How To Avoid Lagos Traffic by UpLoyo: 1:04pm On Oct 19, 2015

You should be thankful that you're at least better off than China... grin

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Re: 14 Hilarious Tips On How To Avoid Lagos Traffic by frisky2good(m): 1:04pm On Oct 19, 2015

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Re: 14 Hilarious Tips On How To Avoid Lagos Traffic by Abbeyme: 1:05pm On Oct 19, 2015

Very hilarious indeed

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Re: 14 Hilarious Tips On How To Avoid Lagos Traffic by hob(m): 1:08pm On Oct 19, 2015

very funny piece

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