Not my handi-work oh. .

I received this. .and decided to share

Oga Presido,

First of all I hail ooo! I no say u no dey cary last. You be confirm warri pikin. But ur middle name Ebele means mercy and make u pity ur children settle their lecturers naa! The matter neva tire u? Suppose say ur pikin wey u born for belle follow us dey house, Sheeh you for never answer our we lecturers them? Una say make we bone kidnapping, militant things and all the bad bad things go enter school, now now na una com dey f**k up. All the things wey them lecturers don teash us for klass we don forget am finish. Last last, na una go still call us “half-baked”, “half-roasted”, abi na “half-fried”. Na una sabi.

Them talk say person no fit run pass him shadow.
We go dey lasgidi dey for you. Na ur time be dis use am well, but we go catch you for 2015. U don forget say youths na we dey vote pass. Na we too dey snatch ballot box, dey do rally and som kain kukere things them wey them dey take win election. U go still nid our help. That time too we go go strike. Shebi u sabi waka for bare feet, u go carry ur leg do ur rally. No thugs for u. We no go snatch ballot make you for win. If any maga try am we go fall am.

So Oga Jona, na ur opportunity be dis ooo. Make u code this stubborn ASUU make dem cary their wahala goback. We no say na rush them go rush us we no send. All join. Na who get leg dey pass exam no be who read. Na still who get leg dey get beta work. Na Naija we dey. So make u do something because our mate dem for private university don graj finish. We don tire to dey beef them. If u no shake bodi fast make u no forget say university of militancy still dey admit. Dey neva release 2nd batch ooo!

May u grit maale Patience for we, thank baba God say she and gran papa Soyinka don settle that their quarrel, 2 agbayas, plus all those bad belle advisers wey u get. God pass them! Bros Amaechi still dey Niger-delta here, the guy don tire for ur mata. We dey grit u for am too. We go stop for here. E go be na. Naija! student for life!
Na ur waffi boy.

http://www.yabaleftonline.com/2013/10/hilarious-pidgin-open-letter-to.html
By Anonymous

Area!

ftc...target missed

dani1luv: [i]
Them talk say person no fit run pass him shadow.
We go dey lasgidi dey for you. Na ur time be dis use am well, but we go catch you for 2015. U don forget say youths na we dey vote pass. Na we too dey snatch ballot box, dey do rally and som kain kukere things them wey them dey take win election. U go still nid our help. That time too we go go strike. Shebi u sabi waka for bare feet, u go carry ur leg do ur rally. No thugs for u. We no go snatch ballot make you for win. If any maga try am we go fall am.

So Oga Jona, na ur opportunity be dis ooo. Make u code this stubborn ASUU make dem cary their wahala goback. We no say na rush them go rush us we no send. All join. Na who get leg dey pass exam no be who read. Na still who get leg dey get beta work. Na Naija we dey. So make u do something because our mate dem for private university don graj finish. We don tire to dey beef them. If u no shake bodi fast make u no forget say university of militancy still dey admit. Dey neva release 2nd batch ooo!

May u grit maale Patience for we, thank baba God say she and gran papa Soyinka don settle that their quarrel, 2 agbayas, plus all those bad belle advisers wey u get. God pass them! Bros Amaechi still dey Niger-delta here, the guy don tire for ur mata. We dey grit u for am too. We go stop for here. E go be na. Naija! student for life!
Na ur waffi boy.

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By Anonymous

LMAO .. The bolded got me ROTFLMAO

LOL NL is indeed a comedy clinic

LOL

AREA!!

JONA GO FIT READ THIS ONE SO?

Base on the first person to comment, i say it is the truth. Am also tempted to do some illegal things to make life smooth.

Ebi like say this govt dey craz.e for head. My house rent go expire tomorrow. I hope say dey go help me pay part of it when dem call off the yeye strke.

lord

Cheiii Omo don talk him mind.

....warri no dy carry last!

' LOL' but if @ all dem dey school nah english letter dem no go fit compose again, abi nah pidgin dem dey use teach dem for their schools.. Abeg somebody tell me ooo.. #JustCurious

Guy, i de hail u,..... U 2 much

Delivered!

oboy dis man jona no get get una time ooo

Eyaa.
Presido a beg make you hear the cry of the students nah!
The strike don tey, nah.

Makes Sense, make una yran am wel wel..
Aforul na Yaba Left

This isnt a letter. It is more of an open joke than open letter.

Me sef tire for the man ooo

k_flexxy: ' LOL' but if @ all dem dey school nah english letter dem no go fit compose again, abi nah pidgin dem dey use teach dem for their schools.. Abeg somebody tell me ooo.. #JustCurious

Pidgin is a local Language in Nigeria, it is also spoken by choice, If you visit the Chinese country, they wont speak English with you, so why are you ashamed of Pidgin.? or find it funny.?

Waffi! If to say goat see salad, my brother, e nor go shop grass

Hahahahahahahaha

dat letter na for maale patience, make she read am for her Jona.

Na until Obama write am letter na im Jona go hear word. Na true the guy talk, no be pesin wey read dey pass..who dey even read sef? Na cobwebs full people brain after 3 months

The waffi guy made sense too much

Ori won ma lanaa ni

boring

Effect of ASUU strike be dis o. Pidgin don be official language for formal letter.