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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by GIYAZZ(m): 1:02am On Oct 20, 2015
Classsyalabolas:


I need 5 million words nigga
grin grin grin
Lame

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 1:05am On Oct 20, 2015
Only Funlord - NL's official social recluse makes a post comprising of 50 million words..
Joblessness ...

instead of the tool to be purring over his books, he wastes his life composing epistles on nl grin
Here is one of his rants..just look at the length of this post. Is this nigga normal at all




funlord:
grin

Patakshite! Go and ruminate about the pearls of wisdom I have given you this nice sunday morning! It is only a dumbo such as yourself that negates the facts on a public figures google or wikipedia pages and beats his chest about the information he gets from a rag and laughable paper such as the METRO!
You came here to troll and got your anus ripped apart by me and also your supposed facts were exposed to be nothing more than the hollow musings of an extremely dim witted ASSholenal fan!
I know you have felt pained since I ruptured your ego like a cheap pillow with my valid pointers, but what did you expect! You can't always run into a thread such as this 1 littered with champions, like a rabid hungry dog, foaming at the mouth, and typing hogwash and not expect to one day get slapped with the fury of angry mother kangaroo trying to protect its newborn! In this case the newborn was our united thread! And you got your deserved comeuppance so abeg deal with it!

We know your type here! When they have nothing else to say to hide their embarrassment they turn to the tried and tested "you copied or you have multiple accounts theory"! Your dwindling reputation is similar to that of your clubs own, so believe me when I say you are nothing but a running joke over here! Are you this jobless on a sunday morning? Did you bring up any debate that we have exchanged any banter over that has lead you to this point? NO? I thought as much! You seem eager to display your abject _stupidity for no discernable reason just like a kings royal clown does, and for someone always claiming to be an intellectual like your "picture snapping brother" you don't realise this is the attitude displayed by yobs on the street!

See you having emotional outbursts just like a teenage girl over nothing, or is your tampon itchy? I'm sure you must be one of the 1st men on earth that menustrates? Anyway your a "gayner", its a character flaw in most of you!

Listen braggart! I'm a boss which means I dictate the pace to subordinates and not the other way round! This emmission of frustration that you have been emitting since you logged on has even sent your rating further down societies totem pole even further and that's just sad! You are bland, vapid, and very similar to a big drum that sounds very loud from a distance! On closer inspection though I have only realised that you are nothing more than a meek little church rat, who feeds off the mob mentality due to your naturally bone deep cowardice!

I know In the small time you have known me I have enriched your pathetic soul by reminding you how to think intelligently and once more awakening the forgotten parts of your IQ that had been run over by cobwebs and maggots due to its dormant state! Don't worry it is my pleasure! Try not to think too hard about my eloquent way of getting my message across, after all I'm gnomic on purpose so as long as you get the basics you will be alright!


Now finally can you please involve me in a discussion related to my clubs match today or even your clubs transfer targets and not this local garage boy antics of trading barbs for no reason of which I'm sure you are an expert in due to your disadvantaged upbringing? If not then let me just say it has been my absolute pleasure insulting a hopeless cretin such as yourself this morning! Copy and paste THIS for posterity! Patak_SHIT!!!!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 1:06am On Oct 20, 2015
everywhere he goes, he's always seen as a fool.
He has never made any meaninful statement on nl..all he does is curse curse curse


Bi-polar is a bïtch mennnn grin

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 1:08am On Oct 20, 2015
everywhere he goes, his stewpidity stands out

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 1:10am On Oct 20, 2015
cool
Classsyalabolas:


This is trolling..the purpose is to wear you out ..brainlesa vermin..

If you don't gimme 5 million words today, your mother is a bastard .. grin

fool thinks I'm gonna engage him...you don't quench madness with madness ... grin

I've CAST you FOREVER on NL! If you are still so _stupid that you have not noticed that since you were hiding and viewing your demise yesterday then sorry, I can't save you kid! If you think you still matter here try and battle the wackest mc on this section tommorow!

You may lose on the 1st page of voting through personals alone! He he! Dude stick a fork in yourself cuz like a steak, your done! I delivered on my promise gbadegbo! I HAVE STAINED YOU 4EVER ! In your next lifetime when you see a moniker like mine, just run! And run fast! Bye biatch!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 1:11am On Oct 20, 2015
y'all are well acquiesed to ma parlance..only the Darkrebel uses the words Ole & barawo together


The tool bit my style so teyyy,he copy ma manner of writing..chai grin

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by GIYAZZ(m): 1:15am On Oct 20, 2015
Mtseew!

Abeg, if you wanna see a video of me spitting some bars. Follow me on Instagram @Realgiyaz

I uploaded two videos of me rapping. Follow me and imma follow back. Watch the videos, but don't laugh at my tiny self. grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 1:15am On Oct 20, 2015
undecided

Nigga is so pained that he's not making any sense! Fagrebel try harder na! Search for embarrassing stuff like yours! You know, things that stick! You look stupid right now! Lol! Football arguments and politics! Jesu! To read Fine arts no good oh? It costs people brain cells!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by airmark(m): 1:17am On Oct 20, 2015
Now i will issue bans and lift them until arsenal qualifies for ucl next round. I warn guys for the last time with this post. sad

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 1:19am On Oct 20, 2015
funlord:
cool

I've CAST you FOREVER on NL! If you are still so _stupid that you have not noticed that since you were hiding and viewing your demise yesterday then sorry, I can't save you kid! If you think you still matter here try and battle the wackest mc on this section tommorow!

You may lose on the 1st page of voting through personals alone! He he! Dude stick a fork in yourself cuz like a steak, your done! I delivered on my promise gbadegbo! I HAVE STAINED YOU 4EVER ! In your next lifetime when you see a moniker like
mine, just run! And run fast! Bye biatch!


Personals is only 1 point... miküz & co had all the personals & they still got mummified like an egyptian pharaoh..



The wack MC here is you..look at what you write & you claim to be a rapper..your verse was so wack, you got only 3 likes..one from elyfart, second one from Jason & the last one from your ghost account ...fool grin

Only a lunatic with an IQ of 0.00001 would write this hogwash & call it rap
You ain't made for this art..stick to fooling yourself all around nl

Stop running...your frustrations only began.... grin


funlord:
The ascended master: the high scriptures!

I'm talking to god about his plans to make me a superstar, I told him, nope, I'd rather remain puffing my cubans right here in heavens bar! He smiles and says fun your punditry with the pen needs to bless mankind be it from near or afar, and your vicious heart and long memory is meant to decimate mcs whose skills will never be up to par!

I pull out my last rizzla and slide it across to _allah, he splits open the last bag of "doja" we call it "heavens scar"! Puff puff pass assisted by a bottle of henny, next thing I know I'm quite sozzled so its time to bring the fury!

Teleported to nairaland to walk among the new breed of mc's, making sure that any challengers get tossed up in flames burning at a 1000 degrees, move through sections, always leaving a trail of debris, admiring the carnage from afar while quietly stroking my goatee, no wonder the lords name is permanently on the marquee!

Only give dap to the real and proceed to decapitate the fakes, dig out the thickest butts just so my _dick can relate, put the haters on hold until its my time to decimate, serving a buffet of rhymes so ya'll kids better grab a plate!

The cacophony kicks in, so I guess its time to begin, I'm spitting the sort of flows that all holy books consider a sin, the grim reapers by my side busy doing the back spin, jesus is my hype man and the holder of my gin, while dj shango's in charge of making the records spin!

Funs flow is pristine and devoid of gimmicks, just a constant stream of fortified and factual lyrics, armed with a swagger that defies the laws of physics, with the sort of delivery that keeps the youth in hysterics, I'm an un-natural _pimp, sometimes I get to _fuck them spirits, my unique rhyme schemes ensures I'm most loved by the critics!
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by GIYAZZ(m): 1:19am On Oct 20, 2015
airmark:
Now i will issue bans and lift them until arsenal qualifies for ucl next round. I warn guys for the last time with this post. sad
Go and sit down tongue
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 1:20am On Oct 20, 2015
airmark:
Now i will issue bans and lift them until arsenal qualifies for ucl next round. I warn guys for the last time with this post. sad


why na? Let this continue. I wanna test his endurance
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 1:24am On Oct 20, 2015
airmark:
Now i will issue bans and lift them until arsenal qualifies for ucl next round. I warn guys for the last time with this post. sad
abeg release jayson21. dark has done worse in this sect

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 1:24am On Oct 20, 2015
funlord:
undecided

Nigga is so pained that he's not making any sense! Fagrebel try harder na! Search for embarrassing stuff like yours! You know, things that stick! You look stupid right now! Lol! Football arguments and politics! Jesu! To read Fine arts no good oh? It costs people brain cells!


to dey throw tantrums 24/7 sef dey kill brain cells oo

When last did you pick up a book to study or do anything braintasking?....you waste your life typing 5 million words in nl while your mates are studying in school.. I bet you couldn't outsmart a toad in a game of wits..you are as dumb as a door nail
i can see through your facade boy...you aren't knowledgeable or intelligent..stop feigning it grin
.

You need therapy session and rehab

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by captainflash(m): 1:25am On Oct 20, 2015
Classsyalabolas:


If you weren't a mental asylum patient, you wouldn't have gone to my thread in Kings tourney to make a lenghthy post just to sway the judges, and yet claim it was an error...
so you made the error twice..after you posted twice but edited quickly to avoid ban..

Elyfart..repent..the truth shall set you free...
so u know the truth? and yet u keep typing nonsense that doesnt please GOD who is the TRUTH...u need deliverance,am telling u...darkness has nothing to do with light..except u repent..u can never know the TRUTH..take it from me...1st of all..remove the plank from ur eyes b4 removing d tiny participles 4rm that of ur mate...i don end my story....quote me with sense!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 1:28am On Oct 20, 2015
captainflash:
so u know the truth? and yet u keep typing nonsense that doesnt please GOD who is the TRUTH...u need deliverance,am telling u...darkness has nothing to do with light..except u repent..u can never know the TRUTH..take it from me...1st of all..remove the plank from ur eyes b4 removing d tiny participles 4rm that of ur mate...i don end my story....quote me with sense!


The only God i know is TheDarkrebel wink I am the I AM THAT I AM
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 1:32am On Oct 20, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:

abeg release jayson21. dark has done worse in this sect


i have done worse like derailing a thread on sunday & guess what? i am on three weeks ban for doing that..

Gayson posted my photo here, it's against nl rule..the gravest offence on nl & he should be released?
If he gets released, then ma ban must be lifted...
biased snitch

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 1:38am On Oct 20, 2015
Classsyalabolas:



i have done worse like derailing a thread on sunday & guess what? i am on three weeks ban for doing that..

Gayson posted my photo here, it's against nl rule..the gravest offence on nl & he should be released?
If he gets released, then ma ban must be lifted...
biased snitch
you this demented son of a b1tch thief! I thought I warned you to get yourself out of my mentions?I see you can't sleep. funlord dealt you a very big blow. he really crushed you emotionally.

gerrarrahere b1tch!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by airmark(m): 2:11am On Oct 20, 2015
GIYAZZ:
Go and sit down tongue

I was sitting down when i typed. How many singles have you done? I saw people hailing you up and down? grin

ELYMAXiimus:

abeg release jayson21. dark has done worse in this sect

I think mikuz suspended him, channel that to him pls.

Classsyalabolas:

why na? Let this continue. I wanna test his endurance

Classsyalabolas:

The only God i know is TheDarkrebel wink I am the I AM THAT I AM

You are running mad already. smiley

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Truckpusher(m): 2:12am On Oct 20, 2015
funlord:
grin

Gbadegoat disses season 1: the carnage...

Yes I know your late father was a boderline _fool! Dats what led to his early demise! Unfortunately that "N500 rated prostitute and part time chibok girl you call a mother" had no option than to settle for a frustrated keke napep driver that you now refer to as your step dad even when he penetrates your anus night after night in some sort of incestuous dundees _orgy involving you and your harlot mummy!

These days you name drop salawa abeni a lot in your deluded posts? Is that the soundtrack that the 3 of you listen to during your deranged sexual healings? Billy goat! After the last verbal assassination I gave your dummy ass you ran to the religion section for over 2 weeks, then out of pity we allowed you some breathing space to come back to derailers only for you to come back and try and open that your cancerous dirty mouth to try and tell ladyboss1 about grime hip hop and london life? Have you even been to ibadan before? Poverty deluded rat! Then you attempted to diss jacksparrow and truckpusher and we still let you feel among!

Then you created 1 senseless thread to tell us you met 1 sharonnn? Who gives a _fuck? Olodo! A girl dat is just probably pitying you due to the fact dat she noticed everyone disses or hates you due to your mind numbing displays of complete oafishness! Beast of no nation like you! Rap section dey diss you! Romance section dey diss you! Derailers your laughed at! Even celebrities section that is filled with dimwits like you dey dissed you! What else is there to say about you darkgirl? Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you working so hard to give us another?

You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion, but now she even believes in infanticide. Anyway yours was an unnatural birth, since you came from an animal. Your parents must have thought you were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along. You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet. I believe in respect for the dead, so in in fact I would only respect you if you WERE dead! Your a bombastic turd, a pillow biting fanatic, a cosmic dimwit and a fully functional _IMBECILE! Now bow down and offer your lord a prayer! You owe me you akward sounding bastard _twat!!!


Start proving yourself _faggot! Lmfao!!!
Aha! Okada abeg march am for here - I dun dey look for where e dey happen this night. grin

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by sinizia: 5:16am On Oct 20, 2015
Winch Tashaamania, go to sleep. When everybody is sleeping, you arrive from your coven with your fast broomstick to lap up the fun. grin grin

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Laveda(f): 5:56am On Oct 20, 2015
cherryice:
Lave..want to see d dp too embarassed
Cherryice, where've you been b embarassed
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 6:40am On Oct 20, 2015
grin
ELYMAXiimus:

you this demented son of a b1tch thief! I thought I warned you to get yourself out of my mentions?I see you can't sleep. funlord dealt you a very big blow. he really crushed you emotionally.

gerrarrahere b1tch!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 6:51am On Oct 20, 2015
Classsyalabolas:



Personals is only 1 point... miküz & co had all the personals & they almost got mummified like my late shina rambo of a daddy who molested me like an egyptian pharaoh..



The wack MC here is me..look at what i write & even you that is not a rapper decoded my liar schemes..my verses are so wack, that I pray for only 3 likes on this forum..one from elymax, second one from Jason & the last one from your ghost account ...I am a fool sha grin

Only a lunatic like myself with an IQ of 0.00001 who cannot write like this
would hate for no reason
I ain't made for this art or criticism..I need to stick to fooling myself all around nl

I need to Stop running...my frustrations only began....please LORD! Forgive me grin




I CONCUR! But your request is declined!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by danbrowndmf(m): 7:05am On Oct 20, 2015
gottoboy:
How bout tomorrow?
okay les drop by 6pm today.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by dj5naira(m): 7:05am On Oct 20, 2015
Classsyalabolas:


The only God i know is TheDarkrebel wink I am the I AM THAT I AM

B_a_ph_my!
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by danbrowndmf(m): 7:06am On Oct 20, 2015
007Bruce:
Lmao!
lols, madt man
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 7:21am On Oct 20, 2015
grin

Olodorebel is so scared that all the rappers here would find out that after dissing them here and calling them wack, "he steals their rhymes to go and battle in other sections"!

That's why he did not want me to keep releasing my classics! The pages of evidence were damning! No wonder he quickly switched his accusations from me biting coogs verses to now being 17 and jobless! Lmfao!!!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by dj5naira(m): 7:28am On Oct 20, 2015
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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Laveda(f): 7:30am On Oct 20, 2015
Hian! Not again today. . . .
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by liricyst(m): 7:34am On Oct 20, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:

you had better shut your yap if you don't want me to start swaying with my comments...
Was it your bars i quoted?
Have i quoted any of your bars to condemn just like you did to mine when i brawled thecrook?
I just pity you, you'll grow up someday.

I was going through the tourney threads, some bars got my attention, so i decided to give kudos to the writer. How is this an analysis of the brawl? Guy go sleep jooh, your brain is asleep already.

And i read liricist and deadshot's brawl before supermiy's. Wasn't impressed, that's why i said nothing about it.


Nigga its swaying cos it has not been voted on. You have been a NL cat for quite some time...you really shouldn't have commented on that doc most esp because of your animosity with dark.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 7:42am On Oct 20, 2015
refused to credit that your account that has a bank balance that looks like a JAMB score?


See punches o grin

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