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Police arrested you and collected your phone, a text message came in saying “Abeg if u da come, buy one AK-47 and 4 Bullets make we take do night things” hw do you explain to the police that your friend meant a vodka (Ak-47) and 4 Energy drinks. To make matters worst, your friend name hiz ROBART and you saved it as ROB-1 in your phone, wah will u do to convince the nigeria Policemen

It is SIMPLE na:
Just make sure the so-called ROB-1 brings the packages to bail you out because YOU WILL CERTAINLY BE ARRESTED!
and be ready to BAIL everything with 5k each including ROB-01 who will come to bail you..


And shoutout to Goodboiyy(Omonime-Wadoo!), Freemanan(my good philosopher), Freeemanan(my good engineer), Omonnakoda(my worst enemy on nairaland and the most silly troll and ethnic extremist), Gracito (Fine girl noni, Miss Nigeria), all URHOBO-ISOKO people, all ITSEKIRI people, all IJAW people, all DELTANS!

Once you give them N100 and also buy them a crate of trophy beer, you are innocent.

Just get ready buy tape rule,.....

It will be enough to measure ur jail terms

N drink na officer

Yawa Don gas

You don enter one chance be dat ooo coz dem go make sure that they empty ur bank account.

Lolz... #gbese re oh.

Na death gat yhu bruh, cox yhu no go survive am..

Madness

Mtchewwwwwww

that's the real definition of GOBE!!


u see those last 5 bank robbery cases in that state? u just helped the police solve the crime on a plater or gold...

.cos dem go announce am for TV say na u spear head the hit

Will pretend to be blind immediately..!!!

ǝʌıʇɔǝdsɹǝd ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ ǝɟıl ʇɐ ʞool oʇ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ
sǝɯıʇǝɯos ...

gobe b dat

Trouble don land.......lol.

Na real gobe

u have answered alredy nau.... abi u want to implicate us!

I'll simply take them to the bar along with me




Simple

I will take them to my friend to explain it,
Mean while today is my birtday how many likes can i get

Speechless

You no fit escape being their Maga for that month

Prove to those boys in black apparatus that your friend is Charley boy, GEJ is your Pastor, your father is OBJ, while IBB is your younger brother; and you are heading to a party presided by Kashamu, but chaired bu PMB, where the likes of Tinubu, Amaechi, David Mark, Fashola, etc would be the invited quests.

They will even accompany you to the scene if my guess is right.

Last Bullet: If they have courage to follow you to the scene and they found nobody, just show them four uncommon batteries and tell them you are a suicide bomber .

I will cry like oladipo diya

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