That na big WAHALA bi that. You go rot in jail.

KHAYGOLD:
Once you give them N100 and also buy them a crate of trophy beer, you are innocent.

hahaha

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fratermathy:

And shoutout to Goodboiyy(Omonime-Wadoo!), Freemanan(my good philosopher), Freeemanan(my good engineer), Omonnakoda(my worst enemy on nairaland and the most silly troll and ethnic extremist), Gracito (Fine girl noni, Miss Nigeria), all URHOBO-ISOKO people, all ITSEKIRI people, all IJAW people, all DELTANS!

Those people have some links to each other especially freemanan and fratermathy

You must settle or Nigerian Police go tag you Boko harma....

d33types:



Those people have some links to each other especially freemanan and fratermathy

Sure We do....
We be Warri boys.. NA WE

KHAYGOLD:
Once you give them N100 and also buy them a crate of trophy beer, you are innocent.

Give them hero qnd become there paddy 4 life

hehehehehehehhehehehhehehehehehheheheheheh my brother pele you are going to jail

Gbese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God forbid this kind of friend

sebi na Nija..we dey...NPF fit manage some amount buh if na outside 9ja forget ohhh..na prison straight foward!..LOLxx

Since yu and friends decided to yan llike armed robbres una go enjoy cell like robbers

fratermathy:
It is SIMPLE na:
Just make sure the so-called ROB-1 brings the packages to bail you out because YOU WILL CERTAINLY BE ARRESTED!
and be ready to BAIL everything with 5k each including ROB-01 who will come to bail you..


And shoutout to Goodboiyy(Omonime-Wadoo!), Freemanan(my good philosopher), Freeemanan(my good engineer), Omonnakoda(my worst enemy on nairaland and the most silly troll and ethnic extremist), Gracito (Fine girl noni, Miss Nigeria), all URHOBO-ISOKO people, all ITSEKIRI people, all IJAW people, all DELTANS!

Oniovo mavor ?.. We loyal bros

Anything for your boiz ?

Benard94:
Police arrested you and collected your phone, a text message came in saying “Abeg if u da come, buy one AK-47 and 4 Bullets make we take do night things” hw do you explain to the police that your friend meant a vodka (Ak-47) and 4 Energy drinks. To make matters worst, your friend name hiz ROBART and you saved it as ROB-1 in your phone, wah will u do to convince the nigeria Policemen

If u like bring ifa to explain u will enter ATM for SARS cell n ur bail can't b below 100k

FREEEMANAN:

Sure We do....
We be Warri boys.. NA WE

FREEEMANAN:

Sure We do....
We be Warri boys.. NA WE

d33types:



Those people have some links to each other especially freemanan and fratermathy

Blood is thicker Than water man.. We are all working to promote the Unity in Our Land.. Jah bless

Hmm.its like taking the mad to madrid..

grayht:
Will pretend to be blind immediately..!!!

ǝʌıʇɔǝdsɹǝd ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ ǝɟıl ʇɐ ʞool oʇ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ
sǝɯıʇǝɯos ...

Badt guy! If dem beat you like crazy u go confess wetin you no see.
That's naija ninja police - parading innocent people as criminals.

You are a gonner

you are done for.

Benard94:
Police arrested you and collected your phone, a text message came in saying “Abeg if u da come, buy one AK-47 and 4 Bullets make we take do night things” hw do you explain to the police that your friend meant a vodka (Ak-47) and 4 Energy drinks. To make matters worst, your friend name hiz ROBART and you saved it as ROB-1 in your phone, wah will u do to convince the nigeria Policemen

Explain to them and lead them to ur friend.
He will be interrogated separately and if what both of you said agree, you wont extrajudicial death. As for money you will spend well in addition to the reason you were arrested. Play it cool.

Benard94:
Police arrested you and collected your phone, a text message came in saying “Abeg if u da come, buy one AK-47 and 4 Bullets make we take do night things” hw do you explain to the police that your friend meant a vodka (Ak-47) and 4 Energy drinks. To make matters worst, your friend name hiz ROBART and you saved it as ROB-1 in your phone, wah will u do to convince the nigeria Policemen

Guy! This is ma post. U copied and pasted it. At the time I posted this, it didn't make FP now yours is. What kinda politics is even happening on NL?

Benard94:
Police arrested you and collected your phone, a text message came in saying “Abeg if u da come, buy one AK-47 and 4 Bullets make we take do night things” hw do you explain to the police that your friend meant a vodka (Ak-47) and 4 Energy drinks. To make matters worst, your friend name hiz ROBART and you saved it as ROB-1 in your phone, wah will u do to convince the nigeria Policemen

so they now sell ammunitions in stores or malls that u can easily buy them....try again later

agbada don hook be dat

It all depends on what you were arrested for in the 1st place....

It all depends on what you were arrested for in the 1st place. If it was for even a petty robbery, you are dead....lol

Ijaya123: How do you convince people who ain't reasonable by default?

That is the main problem here... how do you

They person better prove himself down to earth

Hahahahhahahahahahaha I can't fit lafff...... like seriously dat dude needs to call for rescue mission probably avatar...... funny

Ehhhhhhh, Omo see wahahla, I go just faint for ground.

na naija we dy naa....se dem self no dy give out AK_47 and bullet ni naa money den wan collect