Police is your friend.
They would understand

It wont happen. No need imagining.

mmm

Na die......... For this administration

Ah go carry them go joint

Hmm

lol
townplanner is watching land owners oooo

ollll bob...u don do urself be dat....oya call ur mama, make she call t b joshua or ur own don yamutu be dat...chei

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I will call Saraki

its ia complicated

He is kidding simple

Hahahaha...........freaking hilarious. You don enter one chance dey go sanko be that o

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yeah!! there is no such thing as hell fire!! even GOD ALMIGHTY use his own mouth to say that it has never crossed his mind to burn his own piple in fire - jeremiah 7:30 & 31

5k on d spot wld make it easier

just follow them to court after some beating

Hm

The attack is straight from your village....there is little you can do

How do you convince people who ain't reasonable by default?

Woe betide you!!!!!!
Prepare to eat plenty of watery beans! I trust Naija police. Na to talk say na you perpetrate Ikorodu, Lekki and Festac robbery, kidnap Olu Falae plus say you be Boko Haram...
It might even be better to enter one chance bus than to enter Naija police trap

Oni bo nbe

fratermathy:
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Chief!!!!

Benard94:
Police arrested you and collected your phone, a text message came in saying “Abeg if u da come, buy one AK-47 and 4 Bullets make we take do night things” hw do you explain to the police that your friend meant a vodka (Ak-47) and 4 Energy drinks. To make matters worst, your friend name hiz ROBART and you saved it as ROB-1 in your phone, wah will u do to convince the nigeria Policemen

The way u just said it na, abi na four bullets ak 47 dey use.anyway nija police go still roast man pikin

, i beg i have stomach pain, i know fit laugh oo

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Nigerian police no need explanation.

See this one.. Sebi i go write statement naw.. #shikena



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FREEEMANAN:

Chief!!!!

Hailings badt guy ! After you, na you again.

Benard94:
Police arrested you and collected your phone, a text message came in saying “Abeg if u da come, buy one AK-47 and 4 Bullets make we take do night things” hw do you explain to the police that your friend meant a vodka (Ak-47) and 4 Energy drinks. To make matters worst, your friend name hiz ROBART and you saved it as ROB-1 in your phone, wah will u do to convince the nigeria Policemen

the message said AK 47 but there was no gun attached. I simply say AK47 is the short form of saying buy 47 Akara and 4 bullet drinks let's eat tonight. Rob1, my friend's name is Robert, so I chose to save him rob 1 because I may have more than one Robert as a friend. Go to hell, you won't win this case against me SAMMY

KHAYGOLD:
Once you give them N100 and also buy them a crate of trophy beer, you are innocent.

Naija police yeye pass shiiit.