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AmALilgodSoDontQuoteMe:

bullshit

VickyRotex:
A good thing, this comment is coming from a guy.

I dont think I need to make any further comments.

I just wonder how some guys think. Everything is News to them!
A grown up lady will intentionally poo on her body? Op think naw! Hian!

VickyRotex:
A good thing, this comment is coming from a guy.

I dont think I need to make any further comments.

I just wonder how some guys think. Everything is News to them!
A grown up lady will intentionally poo on her body? Op think naw! Hian!

BoboYekini:
You had a chance to be the hero. You should have helped her to somewhere she could get cleaned up. And she would have been eternally grateful...

Phrankin:
Hope it makes you feel better now OP, at least you've managed to find someone who you're less "dirty" than.
Besides, what do you expect us to do with this useless piece of info. Oh! You want us to rejoice with you on this misfortune that befell a lady you met on the bus today.

deewhone:
That doesn't mean u should tag her dirty, d circumstance was beyond her control, it could happen 2 u also

masquellett:
So, I was returning from work this evening, took a bus from Oshodi to sango! Sat at the last seat close to the window, then this tall, good looking lady came to sit beside me, others came in and the bus was filled up. Though am not a fan of chatting up ladies in public transport, but, today was an exception and I was very disappointed. I got bored along the road due to long Lagos traffic and my phone was dead. So I had no choice than to strike a convo. Bought chips and offered her some, she refused, thanked me and smiled. I enjoyed my chips then bought a chilled bottle of Teem. I was having trouble opening the drink, so she volunteered opening it for me. I thanked her and we started talking. By then, we've gotten dopemu, close to iyanapaja. Then she asked if she could get a public toilet around iyanapaja. @ first I was confused, asked her wassup with her and she said she was having running stomach. Then I adviced her to drop and look for somewhere to take care of herself or hold it if she can. Obviously, the took the second advise and kept to herself. Then I ended the convo cos she wasn't feeling easy and I needed her to calm herself. We were approaching tollgate when I started perceiving dis odour, at first, I thought she just farted or something, then the other two passengers sitting next to her dropped and this smell increased, immediately she adjusted herself and moved closer to the other window. I couldn't breath again! She had pooed (defecated) in her pants. The whole back seat was smelling.I couldn't stand the smell, so I had drop before I could get to my busstop. Right now, am still in shock. She could have dropped somewhere and save herself of this disgrace. Wonder what she would tell her people. Pathetic!

masquellett:
Wetin dis mumu dey talk. She is a matured lady and not a kid. @ that age. If she can't decide on her own. Then something is wrong with her. Go calm ur nerves dude.

tchidi:
One day, in Abuja, I met a young lady trying to cross the road. She asked me if I knew where she could ease herself cos she was pressed. Luckily, there was a market across so I told her to check the market. She asked if I could go with her, I agreed. We were at the middle of the road when this lady urinated on herself! . She calmly told me 'I have urinated on myself'. I was surprised, but I bought a sachet of water and poured on her so it looks like I mistakenly spilled it. When we got to the toilet, she instead changed to another dress and told me she had a medical condition that makes her unable to hold urine. . She was actually on her way to jos and had not eaten just so she doesn't feel the urge.
You see, you don't know whether that lady had an issue like that, we really shouldn't judge if we don't have the full fact. Cheers.

masquellett:
So, I was returning from work this evening, took a bus from Oshodi to sango! Sat at the last seat close to the window, then this tall, good looking lady came to sit beside me, others came in and the bus was filled up. Though am not a fan of chatting up ladies in public transport, but, today was an exception and I was very disappointed. I got bored along the road due to long Lagos traffic and my phone was dead. So I had no choice than to strike a convo. Bought chips and offered her some, she refused, thanked me and smiled. I enjoyed my chips then bought a chilled bottle of Teem. I was having trouble opening the drink, so she volunteered opening it for me. I thanked her and we started talking. By then, we've gotten dopemu, close to iyanapaja. Then she asked if she could get a public toilet around iyanapaja. @ first I was confused, asked her wassup with her and she said she was having running stomach. Then I adviced her to drop and look for somewhere to take care of herself or hold it if she can. Obviously, the took the second advise and kept to herself. Then I ended the convo cos she wasn't feeling easy and I needed her to calm herself. We were approaching tollgate when I started perceiving dis odour, at first, I thought she just farted or something, then the other two passengers sitting next to her dropped and this smell increased, immediately she adjusted herself and moved closer to the other window. I couldn't breath again! She had pooed (defecated) in her pants. The whole back seat was smelling.I couldn't stand the smell, so I had drop before I could get to my busstop. Right now, am still in shock. She could have dropped somewhere and save herself of this disgrace. Wonder what she would tell her people. Pathetic!

BoboYekini:
You had a chance to be the hero. You should have helped her to somewhere she could get cleaned up. And she would have been eternally grateful...

tosyne2much:
I really felt sowi for the lady. I'm pretty sure it happened unconsciously


But wait ooooo !! Why are the ladies avoiding this thread ?

jamex93:
hahahahhahahahahahah


gals en
water water shit hold her she no fit hold her self again


but her narsh dey leak ni

she fuckup big time

masquellett:
Lolz. Carry ur frustration go somewhere else jare. I don't have time for rats like u

calaway:
YOU ARE A VERY WICKED FELLOW..... U TINK SHE DELIBRATELY POOED HERSELF?? INCASE YOU DONT KNOW NEXT TIME YOU SEE SOMEBODY IN TROUBLE YOU WILL DO BETTER TO HELP INSTEAD OF VOMITED THE INSENSITIVE GARBAGE THAT FILLS YOU ROTTEN STOMACH ON NL OR ANYWHERE ELSE.
I KNOW YOU VOTED APC.

EVILFOREST:
I feel DISAPPOINTED and deluded reading this useless story with keened interest.
IF u really wrote this, then there is no hope for this COUNTRY, because we have many LIKES of you.

masquellett:
So, I was returning from work this evening, took a bus from Oshodi to sango! Sat at the last seat close to the window, then this tall, good looking lady came to sit beside me, others came in and the bus was filled up. Though am not a fan of chatting up ladies in public transport, but, today was an exception and I was very disappointed. I got bored along the road due to long Lagos traffic and my phone was dead. So I had no choice than to strike a convo. Bought chips and offered her some, she refused, thanked me and smiled. I enjoyed my chips then bought a chilled bottle of Teem. I was having trouble opening the drink, so she volunteered opening it for me. I thanked her and we started talking. By then, we've gotten dopemu, close to iyanapaja. Then she asked if she could get a public toilet around iyanapaja. @ first I was confused, asked her wassup with her and she said she was having running stomach. Then I adviced her to drop and look for somewhere to take care of herself or hold it if she can. Obviously, the took the second advise and kept to herself. Then I ended the convo cos she wasn't feeling easy and I needed her to calm herself. We were approaching tollgate when I started perceiving dis odour, at first, I thought she just farted or something, then the other two passengers sitting next to her dropped and this smell increased, immediately she adjusted herself and moved closer to the other window. I couldn't breath again! She had pooed (defecated) in her pants. The whole back seat was smelling.I couldn't stand the smell, so I had drop before I could get to my busstop. Right now, am still in shock. She could have dropped somewhere and save herself of this disgrace. Wonder what she would tell her people. Pathetic!

masquellett:
Wetin dis mumu dey talk. She is a matured lady and not a kid. @ that age. If she can't decide on her own. Then something is wrong with her. Go calm ur nerves dude.