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First of all,OP doesn't know the meaning of "latter." And,really, he's such an insensitive person to have not only called her dirty nd abandoning her in the bus like that,but to have also come here to post this. We never can tell what fate has 4 us...who we run into...what awkward or difficult situations we might get into,so the least we can do is to help those who find themselves in such situations.
OP,yhu might be forced to remember that bus incident someday and be sorry bout it...

menix:
The guy erred by calling her dirty but seriously ur english is 'dirty'..

@topic..

Op. Before you conclude ask urself questions so that when giving opinion, u will sound intelligent..

*She must have eaten something that was not compatible with her body system causing her issue.
* she might have limited fund for transport thus, not dropping from the bus she had paid for.
* she might be used to Anal s3x thus, her muscles walls re weak..

So calling her Dirty ain't right except u re a martian..

YOUR UNSOLICITED SPECULATIONS ARE MERE SPECULATIONS OF AN UNIFORMED THIRD PARTY OBSERVER. THE CRUX IS A HUAMN WAS IN NEED OF HELP AND ANOTHER HUMAN/ANIMAL DID NOTHING. CONDEMN HIS ACTIONS IN TOTALITY FOR IT MAY BE YOUR OWN SISTER GOING DOWN THE ROAD.

calaway:
YOUR UNSOLICITED SPECULATIONS ARE MERE SPECULATIONS OF AN UNIFORMED THIRD PARTY OBSERVER. THE CRUX IS A HUAMN WAS IN NEED OF HELP AND ANOTHER HUMAN/ANIMAL DID NOTHING. CONDEMN HIS ACTIONS IN TOTALITY FOR IT MAY BE YOUR OWN SISTER GOING DOWN THE ROAD.

Goes into Coma..

Oliviaarims:
First of all,OP doesn't know the meaning of "latter." And,really, he's such an insensitive person to have not only called her dirty nd abandoning her in the bus like that,but to have also come here to post this. We never can tell what fate has 4 us...who we run into...what awkward or difficult situations we might get into,so the least we can do is to help those who find themselves in such situations.
OP,yhu might be forced to remember that bus incident someday and be sorry bout it...

op is right .he gave her two options either to hold it or find a place to relief herself

dazzlingd:
quite unfair to refer to the lady this manner.
it was just an unfortunate event she found herself. She wud never wish she did that on herself.

try to be considerate pls.

btw, we need the name for tribal war

tribal war? here na politics section ?

Ab025:
@poster....

bt you adviced her to hold it naah

The geh na baby?
Alabasha

Oliviaarims:
First of all,OP doesn't know the meaning of "latter." And,really, he's such an insensitive person to have not only called her dirty nd abandoning her in the bus like that,but to have also come here to post this. We never can tell what fate has 4 us...who we run into...what awkward or difficult situations we might get into,so the least we can do is to help those who find themselves in such situations.
OP,yhu might be forced to remember that bus incident someday and be sorry bout it...

Would you have poo in the body if it were you after the options OP gave her? His she a baby? How would you look at a guy trying to woo you in a bus & then suddenly poo in the body after you advice him to either get down from the bus to find a either convenient or not too convenient place to poo or if she can hold the poo. When she knew she couldn't hold the poo then she should have gone for the first option but she CHOOSE to poo in the body. This is an adult for God sake. I can only blame the op for opening a thread on this but that girl didn't do the right thing. Don't be too emotional about this. We all know that this is not right

tchidi:
One day, in Abuja, I met a young lady trying to cross the road. She asked me if I knew where she could ease herself cos she was pressed. Luckily, there was a market across so I told her to check the market. She asked if I could go with her, I agreed. We were at the middle of the road when this lady urinated on herself! . She calmly told me 'I have urinated on myself'. I was surprised, but I bought a sachet of water and poured on her so it looks like I mistakenly spilled it. When we got to the toilet, she instead changed to another dress and told me she had a medical condition that makes her unable to hold urine. . She was actually on her way to jos and had not eaten just so she doesn't feel the urge.
You see, you don't know whether that lady had an issue like that, we really shouldn't judge if we don't have the full fact. Cheers.

Good of you bro ...

No mind the @ OP .. Make person dey pray make e no see Wetin go make am dey sweat without getting sack letter .
Make I give you my own little gist .. One evening wey I dey come back from work some years back . Na so I get running stomach inside bus when traffic con dey .. I mean stand still traffic . Na so I get down from the bus con dey trek .. I just dey sing this local song "e gbe ma lo e to ma bor" meaning " shit dey go piss dey come " I just dey trek without looking back .. I trek reach one side con stop dey look for bike . Na so I sitdown untop bike without barging the price at all ..still yet the "shit" dey force itself Na so I just keep quiet say make I no talk bcus the thing fit come out . I don dey almost reach my street na so I call the gateman make e help me open my door down ( always drop the apartment key to the gateman ) Na so the guy tell me say e dey mosque dey pray .. As the bike don nearly reach my house na so the shit don press me so tay as I get down in front of my house gate I just dey look like statue I no fit move , I just stand dey look gate like fowl wey dey look corn wey dey inside bottle .
I dey pray say make God no let this shit disgrace me . I stand dey look .. As soon as the mallam reach infront of me , the guy no no wetin happen , still dey hail me I just vex shout for am say make e go open door .. The strength wey I take shout like na so the shit just drop .. Na so I just package myself enter bathroom go wash myself ..
So @Op no b small thing oo

mascot87:
Would you have poo in the body if it were you after the options OP gave her? His she a baby? How would you look at a guy trying to woo you in a bus & then suddenly poo in the body after you advice him to either get down from the bus to find a either convenient or not too convenient place to poo or if she can hold the poo. When she knew she couldn't hold the poo then she should have gone for the first option but she CHOOSE to poo in the body. This is an adult for God sake. I can only blame the op for opening a thread on this but that girl didn't do the right thing. Don't be too emotional about this. We all know that this is not right

don't know why guys are castigating the op.

she is not a baby for crying out loud

if i were the driver ,i will charge her for defecating in my bus

geni340:
op, its nt like we're defending her,, bt dis fin is uncontrollable. few yrs back, u shuld have seen the way i danced azonto into a bank just to relieve mysef,, i ws lucky a bank ws close by, cus d clothes i had on was......, so pls giv d gal a break.

correct yarn babe!! ...emmm your chest region is very 'invitational'

Oliviaarims:
First of all,OP doesn't know the meaning of "latter." And,really, he's such an insensitive person to have not only called her dirty nd abandoning her in the bus like that,but to have also come here to post this. We never can tell what fate has 4 us...who we run into...what awkward or difficult situations we might get into,so the least we can do is to help those who find themselves in such situations.
OP,yhu might be forced to remember that bus incident someday and be sorry bout it...

babe, over-correct dey do you, both physically and mentally! abeg wey your papa house address, i've already bought the drinks since two years ago!!

masquellett:
So, I was returning from work this evening, took a bus from Oshodi to sango! Sat at the last seat close to the window, then this tall, good looking lady came to sit beside me, others came in and the bus was filled up. Though am not a fan of chatting up ladies in public transport, but, today was an exception and I was very disappointed. I got bored along the road due to long Lagos traffic and my phone was dead. So I had no choice than to strike a convo. Bought chips and offered her some, she refused, thanked me and smiled. I enjoyed my chips then bought a chilled bottle of Teem. I was having trouble opening the drink, so she volunteered opening it for me. I thanked her and we started talking. By then, we've gotten dopemu, close to iyanapaja. Then she asked if she could get a public toilet around iyanapaja. @ first I was confused, asked her wassup with her and she said she was having running stomach. Then I adviced her to drop and look for somewhere to take care of herself or hold it if she can. Obviously, the took the second advise and kept to herself. Then I ended the convo cos she wasn't feeling easy and I needed her to calm herself. We were approaching tollgate when I started perceiving dis odour, at first, I thought she just farted or something, then the other two passengers sitting next to her dropped and this smell increased, immediately she adjusted herself and moved closer to the other window. I couldn't breath again! She had pooed (defecated) in her pants. The whole back seat was smelling.I couldn't stand the smell, so I had drop before I could get to my busstop. Right now, am still in shock. She could have dropped somewhere and save herself of this disgrace. Wonder what she would tell her people. Pathetic!

"Action speaks louder than words". You could have helped this lady than disgrace her here.

The OP is just a sick human, because of your like,God will bring an end to this world sooner than he intended to.. You will marry and reproduce your likes and the circle continues..... this can happen to anyone.Young and old.President,royalty,.Mama and papa.. we can't explain the intricasies of our system. if i were you,. Irrespective of the sex.I will use this oppoturnity to do one remarkable thing in her life atleast. she pood on herself..Yes..Poo. Shooting her confidence in the process.man up and take her to relieve herself,afterwards help her to change her clothes anyhow you can. This is one of the things you can do to your fellow human beign and he/she will never forget you in his/her lifetime.

BoboYekini:
You had a chance to be the hero. You should have helped her to somewhere she could get cleaned up. And she would have been eternally grateful...

Just my thought... She might be needing some extra bucks to take taxi alone or keke down her street
She might be needing someone to walk with to minimize the stares that the odour will attract.
She might be needing the OP to help her approach the owner of the building close-by to use their bathroom...
OP you do the babe sha.

Mettal:
The OP is just a sick human, because of your like,God will bring an end to this world sooner than he intended to.. You will marry and reproduce your likes and the circle continues..... this can happen to anyone.Young and old.President,royalty,.Mama and papa.. we can't explain the intricasies of our system. if i were you,. Irrespective of the sex.I will use this oppoturnity to do one remarkable thing in her life atleast. she pood on herself..Yes..Poo. Shooting her confidence in the process.man up and take her to relieve herself,afterwards help her to change her clothes anyhow you can. This is one of the things you can do to your fellow human beign and he/she will never forget you in his/her lifetime.

why being so nice?




some ladies Will mispercept you



they will see it as if you are trying to woo them

favoured234:
Just my thought... She might be needing some extra bucks to take taxi alone or keke down her street
She might be needing someone to walk with to minimize the stares that the odour will attract.
She might be needing the OP to help her approach the owner of the building close-by to use their bathroom...
OP you do the babe sha.

so after rendering this help,what Will be his reward?




and if u were op ,can you assist a guy to such length ?

Kingsley1000:
so after rendering this help,what Will be his reward?




and if u were op ,can you assist a guy to such length ?

In such situation you wouldn't have to do a thing for the reward...
If I was the OP I would have done just like I suggested..
It might cost him N1000 and 2 hours of his time but then I wish we could all know what the lady went through to get home that day.. It might have been the worst day of her life

Wicked op! You should have helped her when she said she had a running stomach by calling the attention of the driver to stop for her. Now ur coming here to yap nonsense. You think ur disgracing her? You're just telling us the height of your foolishness! I won't be surprised that lady is 10× neater than you.

favoured234:
In such situation you wouldn't have to do a thing for the reward...
If I was the OP I would have done just like I suggested..
It might cost him N1000 and 2 hours of his time but then I wish we could all know what the lady went through to get home that day.. It might have been the worst day of her life

i share your sentiment tho....

but some ladies(with juvenile mentality)will misconstrue such gestures,they will see it as if you are trying to woo her....

redcliff:
Dont mind the man child. Atleast everyone has experienced this once in their lifetime. Atleast once!

As a young child!
An adult should know better, common!!

Kingsley1000:
i share your sentiment tho....

but some ladies(with juvenile mentality)will misconstrue such gestures,they will see it as if you are trying to woo her....

Even at that, the lady should be happy and thank her stars that one guy was wooing her in her shitty state..
That na easy yes..

sanbells:
Wicked op! You should have helped her when she said she had a running stomach by calling the attention of the driver to stop for her. Now ur coming here to yap nonsense. You think ur disgracing her? You're just telling us the height of your foolishness! I won't be surprised that lady is 10× neater than you.

be explicit....help her,how?

favoured234:
Even at that, the lady should be happy and thank her stars that one guy was wooing her in her shitty state..
That na easy yes..

thats so true...i have had similar experience though mine was urine,i had to tell the driver to stop the bus,i expected her to do the same and use the nearest bush or gutter

Kingsley1000:
why being so nice?




some ladies Will mispercept you



they will see it as if you are trying to woo them

I said he/she.

HiliaryAutos:
This na Story Story Stroy ehe...(In Psquare Voice)

Everybody won write something for Nairaland...Choi Chicks wey form pass anything
Go ask you where Public toliet dey,Chiks wey form pass anything go poo for body
Only her...Them dey do her from her Village.That same hand wey she don use cover her yansh since
Before she enter bus she use am open drink for you,and you drink am choi...Jesus

Little advise,Brother go drink Hypo wash your belle.LMFAO pele

I pray shit hook you like e hook me. no taxi, no bush, no toilet paper,dark, no flashlight
had to run home the last few hundred metres
took me a week to recover

Qualer:
babe, over-correct dey do you, both physically and mentally! abeg wey your papa house address, i've already bought the drinks since two years ago!!

Hahaha...u'll be needing more than drinks...

The 4plates of pepper soup and orijin (awoof) she chop don dey react I blame the op for calling her a dirty lady

What did she ate that makes a lady poo on herself? gosh! dirty.

That thing didn't just hold her once, she should have tell him to stop for a very long time. Ladies and yeye forming.

Kingsley1000:
don't know why guys are castigating the op.

she is not a baby for crying out loud

if i were the driver ,i will charge her for defecating in my bus

I wonder why so many of them her against the op of a guy, when she won't control what she takes into her body and eat anyhow like gluttons.

Mettal:
The OP is just a sick human, because of your like,God will bring an end to this world sooner than he intended to.. You will marry and reproduce your likes and the circle continues..... this can happen to anyone.Young and old.President,royalty,.Mama and papa.. we can't explain the intricasies of our system. if i were you,. Irrespective of the sex.I will use this oppoturnity to do one remarkable thing in her life atleast. she pood on herself..Yes..Poo. Shooting her confidence in the process.man up and take her to relieve herself,afterwards help her to change her clothes anyhow you can. This is one of the things you can do to your fellow human beign and he/she will never forget you in his/her lifetime.

My son must not say this rubbish you just posted.