finally first to comment on dis page.....
It hasnt been easy i must say. Just when i was abt to give up den thankyoujesus dropped the bars on waffarian igbo. Here I am now first to comment.
I dedicate this ftc to dis good friday and to seun osewa for not giving up on me.

treasuregr8:

Sure, he is

lol.
So, love... which of his assertions are you affiriming?

The introvert bit, or that I take delight in online fights?

thankyouJesus:
Bayino, Bayino, Bayino, na how many times I call you? Stay away from Warri Igbo, Warri Igbo dey ruin brain. I can remember the scenero between Jacob and Jamiu, Jacob sent Jamiu to get Warri Igbo, he quickly dashed to the nearest junction and bought one, he passed it along to Jacob to feel.
Twenty minutes later after Jacob has smoked ninety-one parcels, he frantically began searching for his leg, in Jacob's voice "I can't find my leg, my leg, my leg, I dropped my leg here, I sat with my leg here, my leg, my leg, my leg".
He used close to forty minutes to do that, I beleive you know the rest.
Stay away from Waffarian Igbo, bad for health.

91 parcels waffarian igbo

bayino:

91 parcels

If na play, stop am, guy stop am, only you dey give me 16 mentions. Wetin I do you na?

bayino:

91 parcels

....

bayino:
91 parcels

Mr, Use ur brain na.. This is not Unilorin's thread where anything goes..

GetOvaMe:

lol.
So, love... which of his assertions are you affiriming?

The introvert bit, or that I take delight in online fights?

Aburo, bawo ni

olatunji21:

Mr, Use ur brain na.. This is not Unilorin's thread where anything goes..

Thank you so much, that guy for bite me.

treasuregr8:
Yawning

Whatsup gf... Aw u doing and prep

GetOvaMe:


lol.

So, love... which of his assertions are you affiriming?


The introvert bit, or that I take delight in online fights?

I can't stop laughing...

see as u mellowed to a decent quote worthy of applause at the sight of a girl whereas u beefed my post...

SMH 4 u

olatunji21:
Aburo, bawo ni

Egbon Tee... I dey o!
How ya end?
And how you dey ready 4 resumption.
You don buy mortar and grinding stone?

PrinceCEE:



I can't stop laughing...

see as u mellowed to a decent quote worthy of applause at the sight of a girl whereas u beefed my post...

SMH 4 u

lol. Dude..

You still dey call me womanizer ontop all the nasty names wey you don call me.

You no get conscience sha.

Seem unilorite blood don mix with bayino own. He needs comfirm igbati oloyi to reset his brain. My opinion tho

09050996736

Oluwapelumi01:


good day bro,i need your phone number.just for you to help me out in some things!

GetOvaMe:


lol, Why are you like this?


You know how sentimental I am about music.

And you're well aware that I don't lis'en to the pointless ramblings or meaningless lyrics of your beloved Phyno or any of his ilk for that matter.

Oh! Braced up to tear anyone, as comfirmed by Treasuregr8, you derive nutritional additives from e-brawl just like humans derive theirs from Sun.

My court can not pass jugdment on you, i suggest you see The Holy Spirit.

106 days to resumption.

thankyouJesus:
Here I am under the plantain tree, eating my potato chips, thinking of how tomorrow is going to be, with my pretty chick.
.
Loving is all am gonna do, just like scooby doo, magsdgsdjkehjksjksjk,k,jlsdxjhsjhksakljsdjhsxjmksdywekjdcsjhxskj,sdjhsyskjsfdjeuyedksalkxshgysikosdyudshgsddsjhkdsciuduydskjlsdjhgcytsjklsdkj,zxjhgsdjuuyewasahgsayuwejhsjhcxytdsncxytnbslsghsywjhsyskldsjhdsjhsdyusdhjswyshgxcytshxcyt.
*in a trembling thick voice* Waidi, this weed no be am, go return am o.
CC mistytohcute

At first i thought i was hullicinating, chai. Hope it aint that gal you went to chapel with only you guys diverted before the brigde?

cassyrooy:
At first i thought i was hullicinating, chai. Hope it aint that gal you went to chapel with only you guys diverted before the brigde?

no expose my secret na.

mistytohcute:



awwww


so sweet

chop kisses

Ma'am this singular act is a Federal Crime,

giving Mr. ThankyouJesus an e-kiss has altered his faculty, his reasoning bandwith has changed frequency thereby leading to massive paranormal behaviours.

How do you plead?

Considering this place is becoming deserted/isolated, I will try my possible best to update random/interesting facts/figures about places/schools/people/etc.
Stay tune and enjoy.

thankyouJesus:
kisses received, only me? *in thick yoruba accent* Am blusi, o ri e pe, wa se re o mo.

E-Romeo lol.

bayino:

sounds like puss* to me. Read it 5 times before i got you.

Mayweather vs Vladmir Klitschkco? The guy no like himself o.

Sometimes i'm genarous, you know, lol

cassyrooy:
Ma'am this singular act is a Federal Crime,

giving Mr. ThankyouJesus an e-kiss has altered his faculty, his reasoning bandwith has changed frequency thereby leading to massive paranormal behaviours.

How do you plead?

na which time u turn science student?
My Lord, according to section 6, article 2, subsection 2, Nigeria constitution 1999 amended.
I Mr ThankyouJesus received kisses from a beautiful diva Miss Mistytohcute, on the stated date.
In defense of my case, I was told my reasoning faculty in conjuction with my spatial abilities have greatly increase due to the comfluence between our lips. In addition, it was greatly adviced for me to continue receiving kisses from her on daily basis.
In conclusion, I make a prayer for this case to be thrown out based on unfound legalities not contained in the costitution, My Lord.

cassyrooy:
Ma'am this singular act is a Federal Crime,

giving Mr. ThankyouJesus an e-kiss has altered his faculty, his reasoning bandwith has changed frequency thereby leading to massive paranormal behaviours.

How do you plead?

not guilty

No pun intende, just for fun. TEN FUNNY FACTS ABOUT IBADAN PEOPLE. 1. It is only in an IBADAN Fast Food that you ll seee "Meatpie N120"... "Meatpie (with Gen) N1500 2.Ibadan People will have an accident, stand up, curse the driver, then fall down and die ... 3. Ibadan girls can still ask someone in a BBM group "are you on BBM" 4.BREAKING NEWS: KFC closes all branches in Ibadan.. Report says people just come in, take pictures and leave 5.A Typical Ibadan Man sprays all his Money at a Party and Treks home 6.IBADAN Girls still think ipad is a PAD used to stop Menstrual Flow 7. Ibadan Girls know more INCANTATIONS than BIBLE VERSES 8.The World Can not End Tomorrow Cos ibadan girls still use spoon to drink viju milk 9. Its Only in Ibadan that Driver Use Hand to Trafficate even when the Car Trafficator is still Intact. 10. Ibadan Boys are Free because their Girls think KFC is a Football Club. ADD YOURS!!!

So,I decided to check on the nairaland thread,I saw 3 new pages...I thought something important happened
..like the end of racism...

smh....

.

cassyrooy:
Oh! Braced up to tear anyone, as comfirmed by Treasuregr8, you derive nutritional additives from e-brawl just like humans derive theirs from Sun.

My court can not pass jugdment on you, i suggest you see The Holy Spirit.

You have the audacity to analize me?

Considering the number of people you have attacked on this thread... talk about pot callin' kettle black.

You who made a comment like "LEARN E-WAR" to someone... (I think it was vickerz on this same thread.)
and the guy said something like "ehen so you are a champ at e-war"

Mehn.. I no wan dig for your files.

I see you've mastered the self-rightousness air of all hypocrites.

Please, do spare me the hypocrisy of your moral nonsense.


..... .....

When i said this place is becoming deserted, i didnt wish for an e-brawl, let alone e-war o. Hey @thankyoujesus, i be ibadan boy o. No dey blast my kind o #wink

GetOvaMe:



You have the audacity to analize me?

Considering the number of people you have attacked on this thread... talk about pot callin' kettle black.

You who made a comment like "LEARN E-WAR" to someone... (I think it was vickerz on this same thread.)
and the guy said something like "ehen so you are a champ at e-war"

Mehn.. I no wan dig for your files.

I see you've mastered the self-rightousness air of all hypocrites.

Please, do spare me the hypocrisy of your moral nonsense.


..... .....

Finish it, dig 'em up.

PrinceCEE:



u can choose from any department of ur choice if the babes in ur dept ain't worth ur attention!


if I don't help a bro in need, who'll?

Let's see how it goes na... BlessUp G