₦airaland Forum

oya

Wife: ´Honey, what are you looking for?´
Husband: ´Nothing.
Wife: ´Nothing? You have been reading our
marriage certificate for an
hour?
Husband:´ I was just looking for the expiry
date!´

lol

fufu

Child: mom, y s it dat gud people die in this world nt e bad ones.
Mom: wen u go to e garden wah flowers do u pick 1st?
Child:the pretty ones.

A professor
drove into a Petrol Station in his
sleek state of the art range rover
sports. Professor: Guy, abeg, give
me full tank. -Fuel Attendant: Sir, I
don't speak pidgin, I only speak
English. - Professor: Ok! Good
morning, I currently feel a profound
desire to replenish the propelling of
my motorized automobile. Therefore
i cordially request you to transfer
from your subterranean reservoir a
sufficient quantity of the
combustible fluid of the highest
octane rating to fill the appropriate
receptacle of the said means of
perambulation to the brim. -Fuel
Attendant: Oga na play i dey play o,
how much fuel you wan buy?

a very successful naija man parked his new
lexus in front of his office ready to show it off
to his collegues, as he got out a trailer passed
too close and completety tore off the door,
the man immediately grabbed his cell phone,
called the police, and they arrived. before the
officer could say anything the man was
scereaming hysteriacally, my lexus!, my lexus!,
will never be the same again no matter what
the panel -beater did to it, the officer just
loked at the man in disgust and shook his
head, i cant beleieve how materialistic you are,
he said, you are soo focused on your
possessions that you dont notice anything else.
how can you say such a thing? asked the man.
dont you know that your left arm is missing
from your elbow down, it must have been torn
off when the truck hit you..........., oh my God
replied the man, "MY ROLEX" wrist watch.

[color=#FFFF00]Ten years on, and your jokes are just as dry as ever.

Where are your partners in crime - Jackpot and Bright007??[/color]

[color=#FFFF00]Not funny Bin. C'mon try harder...[/color]

[color=#FFFF00]Okay, the last one is...manageable. [/color]

EfemenaXY:
[color=#FFFF00]Okay, the last one is...manageable. [/color]

lol, where u go dey efe?

longest time
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bush pig

[color=#FFFFFF]Lol!! You're just as crazy as ever, BinLaden.

I'm good. Long time indeed, Mr Bingbagbo. [/color]

EfemenaXY:
[color=#FFFFFF]Lol!! You're just as crazy as ever, BinLaden.

I'm good. Long time indeed, Mr Bingbagbo. [/color]

real long time

we thank God you dey alive

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bingbagbo:
real long time

we thank God you dey alive

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[color=#FFFF00]Chei! This man...

Kunbee was your hearthrobe, lol!

Abeg, where are all the oldies? I don't recognize a single moniker on here. Are Ben10 and Danny still the mods on here? Miss the whole gang sha...[/color]

EfemenaXY:
[color=#FFFF00]Chei! This man...

Kunbee was your hearthrobe, lol!

Abeg, where are all the oldies? I don't recognize a single moniker on here. Are Ben10 and Danny still the mods on here? Miss the whole gang sha...[/color]

not only you oo

everybody seems to have disappeared

i am the only old guard still around

maybe do a thread to invite dem if they are around

[color=#FFFFFF]Lol! Maybe some other time.

Goodnight jare, and have a blessed week too. [/color]

EfemenaXY:
[color=#FFFFFF]Lol! Maybe some other time.

Goodnight jare, and have a blessed week too. [/color]

EfemenaXY:
[color=#FFFF00]Ten years on, and your jokes are just as dry as ever.

Where are your partners in crime - Jackpot and Bright007??[/color]

hey babes

hey dudes!!!

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larride:
hey dudes!!!

oga lArride, how far?

where u go dey na