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Rated 18 by chukxy44(m): 8:28pm On Aug 20, 2008
this is a yab thread, for all does craze poster, it is rated 18 mind u. who goes first
Re: Rated 18 by naijababe2(f): 9:20pm On Aug 20, 2008
are we safe?
Re: Rated 18 by cescky(m): 10:30pm On Aug 20, 2008
Re: Rated 18 by adekennis(m): 8:55am On Aug 21, 2008
@poster,
you dey craze nii! angry
Re: Rated 18 by chioya(f): 10:42am On Aug 21, 2008
*calls poster close to mysef*

and gives him head butt tongue tongue
Re: Rated 18 by go4gold107(m): 4:36pm On Aug 21, 2008
@ chioya

instead of head butt, he receives a kiss
Re: Rated 18 by go4gold107(m): 4:37pm On Aug 21, 2008
@ chioya

and instead of head butt, he receives a kiss from you
Re: Rated 18 by replenish(f): 6:51pm On Aug 21, 2008
uhmm, na wa oh
Re: Rated 18 by sunej(m): 10:53pm On Aug 21, 2008
hisses and whistles away
Re: Rated 18 by gentlefuck: 10:59pm On Aug 21, 2008
@ chioya,
u sure sey u neva fall in love?
Re: Rated 18 by lordmassac(m): 1:40pm On Aug 22, 2008
guys, abeg make una chioya alone now shocked shocked cool cool
Re: Rated 18 by chioya(f): 4:26pm On Aug 22, 2008
ha shocked
who be dis chioya sef wey everybody dey talk about.

@go4gold
u want make i catch leprosy 4 mouth

@gentlefuck
wat is love??na pit becos i nor fit fall inside tongue tongue

@lordmassac
thank u my brother them b ass
Re: Rated 18 by cbase: 6:17pm On Aug 22, 2008
u gal, u like yab cheesy, haba
Re: Rated 18 by jaymobb(m): 10:18pm On Aug 23, 2008
i tire o angry
Re: Rated 18 by cbase: 11:55am On Aug 24, 2008
srry oo, go take Power Horse, e go give u strenght cheesy
Re: Rated 18 by mykali(m): 6:42pm On Aug 24, 2008
[color=#000099]parental advisory: explicit content.[/color]   . . . .i'm raw, i make u want to have an orgasm and climax till your d!ck bleeds, and u don't have to worry about no cunt no more.

   u 4k whorz 4 4n, but they h8 u because your d!ck is -10''.

my d!ck juice is sweet like shugar, your pussy so hungry for it, u're addicted .


*runs to the nearest mens room and washes mouth with holy water and macleans*
Re: Rated 18 by dapsins69(m): 6:51pm On Aug 24, 2008
there rili no nid 4 dat.just go shoot urself.u r raw!
Re: Rated 18 by cbase: 7:33pm On Aug 24, 2008
thats the idea cheesy
Re: Rated 18 by sunej(m): 8:13pm On Aug 24, 2008
mykali:

[color=#000099]parental advisory: explicit content.[/color]   . . . .i'm raw, i make u want to have an orgasm and climax till your d!ck bleeds, and u don't have to worry about no cunt no more.

   u 4k whorz 4 4n, but they h8 u because your d!ck is -10''.

my d!ck juice is sweet like shugar, your pussy so hungry for it, u're addicted .


*runs to the nearest mens room and washes mouth with holy water and macleans*

Am sure there are many whores in hell who'll need your shugar juice the more. Just look for rope, tire it to fan and do the thing!
Re: Rated 18 by Lumyboi(m): 9:45pm On Aug 24, 2008
Dont mind that crazy raw fellow, guess he's just tryin to b foolish. tongue angry
Re: Rated 18 by mykali(m): 12:21pm On Aug 25, 2008
if my eyes read correctly, the post said Rated 18.

so what the heck ? i'm obeying instructions. u guys should try it sometimes (obeying instructions, i mean)
Re: Rated 18 by cbase: 2:03pm On Aug 25, 2008
No Mind em jo, do ur thing, Keep obeying the law, Obediah grin
Re: Rated 18 by clemcykul(f): 2:45pm On Aug 25, 2008
wow i love that mykali grin grin grin kiss

giv it to them rawwwww grin grin grin grin
Re: Rated 18 by chukxy44(m): 5:55pm On Aug 25, 2008
clemcykul:

wow i love that mykali grin grin grin kiss

giv it to them rawwwww grin grin grin grin

Na d kind tin way people like u dey like pass. una no dey ever use ear hear anytin way concern sex sha.
Re: Rated 18 by Abbygyal(f): 5:55pm On Aug 25, 2008
mykali:

[color=#000099]parental advisory: explicit content.[/color]  . . . .i'm raw, i make u want to have an orgasm and climax till your d!ck bleeds, and u don't have to worry about no cunt no more.

  u 4k whorz 4 4n, but they h8 u because your d!ck is -10''.

my d!ck juice is sweet like shugar, your pussy so hungry for it, u're addicted .


*runs to the nearest mens room and washes mouth with holy water and macleans*
do u really have to say all this
you knw your whatever can never and eva be sweet like sugar so dnt push your luck so find something beta to think about
Re: Rated 18 by dreday(m): 6:35pm On Aug 25, 2008
sunej:

Am sure there are many whores in hell who'll need your shugar juice the more. Just look for rope, tire it to fan and do the thing!

Ye,dem don intimidate u,u no fit talk another one.
So,even old-timers like u get intimidated!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Rated 18 by StanP(m): 7:06pm On Aug 26, 2008
@ abbygal
sure cocks like mine do taste like sugar if not why shd all d bitches i have screwed keep saying uuh uuh sugar cane lover
am sure u will say the same
Re: Rated 18 by MrInfo1(m): 3:10am On Aug 27, 2008
*sighs**
Re: Rated 18 by Opslag(m): 12:17pm On Aug 27, 2008
Abbygyal:

do u really have to say all this
you knw your whatever can never and eva be sweet like sugar so dnt push your luck so find something beta to think about

c'mon gurl,u shud'nt be replin dat wen u know u got a hot dude in me.hehehe
Re: Rated 18 by Opslag(m): 12:17pm On Aug 27, 2008
Abbygyal:

do u really have to say all this
you knw your whatever can never and eva be sweet like sugar so dnt push your luck so find something beta to think about

c'mon gurl,u shud'nt be replin dat wen u know u got a hot dude in me.hehehe
Re: Rated 18 by mykali(m): 12:36pm On Aug 27, 2008
Abbygyal:

do u really have to say all this
you knw your whatever can never and eva be sweet like sugar so dnt push your luck so find something beta to think about

girl. i think about other things better than that. i just made that stuff up for the thread. no stress o!!

i dont mean to brag, but my ''whatevea'' is an opposite of what u think it is.
Re: Rated 18 by folahann(m): 1:56pm On Aug 27, 2008
why can't people get things straight

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