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The FA has released new rules just to save Chelsea from relegation.

See Rules Below:

1. Chelsea will be allowed to filed 13players during home games and 15 during away games.

2. If they win 2 consequtive corners kicks they will be awarded a penalty.

3. Any attempt on goal will be treated as a goal

4. If a Chelsea player is fouled, that’s a straight penalty regardless of their position on the pitch.

5. They will be allowed to make 13 Substitution.

6. They will be awarded 6 points for every match won. 4 points draw and 2 points if they loose

7. They will be allowed to field 2 or 3 goalkeepers at the same time.

8. Any attempts to tackle or mark Hazard will result in a penalty

9. Finally, Jose Mourinho will be allowed to Instruct the players inside the pitch as the match is ongoing.

I’m a Chelsea fan too… Its just a joke oo.

i no fit laugh

With all this they will still be relegated

The last one tho... lolz

hahahahhahahahahahahahaa its shall be well and all dis nonsence will soon stop

What sorto dry, exaggerated attempt to make a joke...

ureach:
What sorto dry, exaggerated attempt to make a joke...

Are you sure. If you think so, try making one!

manero93:
hahahahhahahahahahahahaa its shall be well and all dis nonsence will soon stop

I share in your optimism. Chelsea will bounce back.