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Jesus is Lord

An old man boarded a bus in lagos with a pretty girl sitting close to him. A smoker wanted to light a
cigarette in the bus.
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OLD MAN: What is wrong with you young man, why would you light a cigarette in this bus? Do you want to kill this pretty girl here?.
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SMOKER: Sorry sir...he put off the light.
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After a long time in the traffic without movement, the pretty
girl stretched out her hands in the air and a serious ODOUR came out from her armpit.
Immediately the old man said to the smoker.
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OLD MAN: Light the cigar!
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SMOKER: Sir?
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OLD MAN: Are u deaf? I say light
the cigar!!!
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SMOKER: Ok sir.
[He lit d cigarette]
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OLD MAN: Blow it to my nose, bloooow it!!!
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SMOKER: Yes sir.
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OLD MAN: It is better to die this way than to die that way!





INSIDE BANK
Sweating profusely even as my car Ac was chilling like ice, Traffic was crazy all I wanted was to speed home and rush into the toilet to do my business, my stomach was churning you'll
think its hurricane Catherina all over.
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I breathed relief when i spotted a bank just ahead of me, I maneuvered my way and parked, My face pale and worried like a BVN frustrated customer I rushed into the banking hall
ignoring the security guard welcoming me to diamond bank, a quick calculated scan of the hall I located the restroom, oh
what a tragedy, a fat man has just beat me to the male toilet so
i dashed for the female hoping nobody stops me, and my business began.
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I started depositing.
Ten minutes later am done, relieved like a mother who just
found her missing child... As I opened the door to step out, a
woman was waiting to go in, she paused as she was expecting to see a female then she asked me if I did not see that it was a female restroom, yes I did... The male
restroom was taken and I was gonna poo in my pants if I didn't
improvise.
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I headed out of the banking hall,
the security guard this time acknowledged my smile then he
said "thank you for banking with us" .

Ja