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4 by obiorathesubtle(op): 12:47pm On Nov 07, 2015*

Re: 4 by ashmanpolo: 12:54pm On Nov 07, 2015

Re: 4 by sonikstargirl(f): 1:52pm On Nov 07, 2015

obiorathesubtle:
1. If he picks your call immediately
2. If he calls you everyday
3. If he says he loves you everyday
4. If he doesn't watch football, drink or smoke when you're around
5. If he says he loves you more than his mother
6. If he never asks for sex unless you give him
7. If he doesn't ignore you in public
8. If he buys you gifts( esp. Expensive ones)
9. If he talks about marriage with you
10. If he introduces you to all his friends

Don't be deceived, these are the easiest ways you can pin your boyfriend down for cheating! You don't have to thank me! I have a conscience and even as a guy, I really think other guys should stop cheating on the girlfriends!

10 signs that he is not cheating on you

1. if he ignores ur calls
2.if he calls you once a year
3. if he never says he loves you
4.if he loves football more than he loves you, drinks and smokes like it's the end of the world
5.if he says he love his dog more than he loves you
6. if he wants to turn you to a p*rnstar
7.if be bullshits you in public
8.if he doesn't buy you anything not even pure water
9.if he doesn't even mention marriage
10. if he introduces you to only his servants

this means he loves you more than his ancestors and he is as faithful as ur creator

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Re: 4 by obiorathesubtle(op): 1:55pm On Nov 07, 2015

sonikstargirl:
10 signs that he is not cheating on you

1. if he ignores ur calls
2.if he calls you once a year
3. if he never says he loves you
4.if he loves football more than he loves you, drinks and smokes like it's the end if the world
5.if he says he love his dog more than he loves you
6. if he wants to turn you to a IndecentStar
7.if be bullshits you in public
8.if he doesn't buy you anything not even pure water
9.if he doesn't even mention marriage
10. if he introduces you to only his servants

this means he loves you more than his ancestors and he is as faithful as ur creator

wow! You're so smart. Exactly!

Re: 4 by osazeeblue01: 1:55pm On Nov 07, 2015

Very funny.

Re: 4 by Seculent: 1:59pm On Nov 07, 2015

Funny post. grin

Re: 4 by sonikstargirl(f): 2:34pm On Nov 07, 2015

obiorathesubtle:
wow! You're so smart. Exactly!

I know

and I wish you find a girl with all that qualities; D; D

now can I get a big Amen from you

Re: 4 by obiorathesubtle(op): 2:38pm On Nov 07, 2015

sonikstargirl:
I know and I wish you find a girl with all that qualities; D; D

now can I get a big Amen from you

lol.gohrforbit! I'll pass abeg

Re: 4 by sonikstargirl(f): 3:51pm On Nov 07, 2015

obiorathesubtle:
lol.gohrforbit! I'll pass abeg

wetin God wan forbit again. .. I taught u want a faithful galfrnd

Re: 4 by foladaraawe(f): 3:55pm On Nov 07, 2015

sonikstargirl:
10 signs that he is not cheating on you

1. if he ignores ur calls
2.if he calls you once a year
3. if he never says he loves you
4.if he loves football more than he loves you, drinks and smokes like it's the end of the world
5.if he says he love his dog more than he loves you
6. if he wants to turn you to a p*rnstar
7.if be bullshits you in public
8.if he doesn't buy you anything not even pure water
9.if he doesn't even mention marriage
10. if he introduces you to only his servants

this means he loves you more than his ancestors and he is as faithful as ur creator

Re: 4 by obiorathesubtle(op): 3:58pm On Nov 07, 2015

sonikstargirl:
wetin God wan forbit again. .. I taught u want a faithful galfrnd

ehena, but no be dah type nah. I'll just die in the name of relationship

Re: 4 by sonikstargirl(f): 4:21pm On Nov 07, 2015

obiorathesubtle:
ehena, but no be dah type nah. I'll just die in the name of relationship

so which type u want?

Re: 4 by sonikstargirl(f): 4:25pm On Nov 07, 2015

obiorathesubtle:
ehena, but no be dah type nah. I'll just die in the name of relationship

so na wch oda type of faithfulness u dey find again?

Re: 4 by obiorathesubtle(op): 4:28pm On Nov 07, 2015

sonikstargirl:
so na wch oda type of faithfulness u dey find again?

lol, the conventional one na. You you know

Re: 4 by lgboks(m): 6:44pm On Nov 07, 2015

funny thread.
But wait o
Wetin person go do for woman sef
If I do all this am a cheat
Bea getx vexed if I don't do all this
So where I stand now

Re: 4 by obiorathesubtle(op): 6:46pm On Nov 07, 2015

lgboks:
funny thread.
But wait o
Wetin person go do for woman sef
If I do all this am a cheat
Bea getx vexed if I don't do all this
So where I stand now

my brother, that's why women are complicated!

Re: 4 by lgboks(m): 6:49pm On Nov 07, 2015

obiorathesubtle:
my brother, that's why women are complicated!

the mather get as e be o......
Funny part is that even they know this

Re: 4 by obiorathesubtle(op): 7:05pm On Nov 07, 2015

lgboks:
the mather get as e be o......
Funny part is that even they know this

yes na! They know! That's their way of life, this thread ehn, e dy ambiguous, they know when he's being faithful, but they just wan hear say him dy do bad thing. Like dy cheat.

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Re: 4 by Nobody: 9:38pm On Nov 07, 2015

sonikstargirl:
10 signs that he is not cheating on you

1. if he ignores ur calls
2.if he calls you once a year
3. if he never says he loves you
4.if he loves football more than he loves you, drinks and smokes like it's the end of the world
5.if he says he love his dog more than he loves you
6. if he wants to turn you to a p*rnstar
7.if be bullshits you in public
8.if he doesn't buy you anything not even pure water
9.if he doesn't even mention marriage
10. if he introduces you to only his servants

this means he loves you more than his ancestors and he is as faithful as ur creator

Funny you

Re: 4 by Staru1(m): 9:45pm On Nov 07, 2015

This days , nobody talks about way or ways of discovering who cheats and who doesn't because everyone is a cheat ,therefore you are guilty of your write _up

Re: 4 by obiorathesubtle(op): 9:56pm On Nov 07, 2015

Staru1:
This days , nobody talks about way or ways of discovering who cheats and who doesn't because everyone is a cheat ,therefore you are guilty of your write _up

I read this for like 6 times and I still don't get you

Re: 4 by Staru1(m): 10:05pm On Nov 07, 2015

obiorathesubtle:
I read this for like 6 times and I still don't get you

Read the 7th time , you wil get it dear.
You do cheat , I do cheat . Ladies cheats also. No one is perfect.

Re: 4 by obiorathesubtle(op): 10:10pm On Nov 07, 2015

Staru1:
Read the 7th time , you wil get it dear.
You do cheat , I do cheat . Ladies cheats also. No one is perfect.

oooh! Yea! I get it now. But what if I don't cheat? What if I don't have a girlfriend? Why are you so sure I cheat? Is it because of this thread? am I asking too many questions? huh

Re: 4 by Staru1(m): 10:14pm On Nov 07, 2015

obiorathesubtle:
oooh! Yea! I get it now. But what if I don't cheat? What if I don't have a girlfriend? Why are you so sure I cheat? Is it because of this thread? am I asking too many questions? ??

Hahaha , make I hear you no get gf , then you get boy lover , serious offense. Lol

Re: 4 by obiorathesubtle(op): 10:17pm On Nov 07, 2015

Staru1:
Hahaha , make I hear you no get gf , then you get boy lover , serious offense. Lol

hahaha. Seriously I dy single. Why people no believe? Dated last in 2011, been single ever since

Re: 4 by Charles4075(m): 10:20pm On Nov 07, 2015

Funny thread

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Re: 4 by Staru1(m): 10:27pm On Nov 07, 2015

obiorathesubtle:
hahaha. Seriously I dy single. Why people no believe? Dated last in 2011, been single ever since

Hmmm, funny thread .
When girls open their eyes finish as you are putting all the codes down, I don't think you will get a girl friend. Single stage is not a disadvantage any way.

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