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| Football Vs Sex. by maputohq(op): 3:12pm On Jul 18, 2014 |
1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE. 2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK. 3. Condom = GOALKEEPER 4. Condom breaks = PENALTY 5. Abortion = RED CARD 6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN 7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL 8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH. 9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK. 10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP 11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH 12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL 13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME. 14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY 15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ 16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN 17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline. 18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR 19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll 20.Ur guy collect ur chick= True pass 21.Having sex with a girl..and your mum open d door= Injury 22.You and your girl break up= Game over 23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD Copied. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Football Vs Sex. by Tinyemeka(m): 7:30am On Oct 25, 2015 |
maputohq:LOL. 24. A 50yr old sugar daddy with his 23yr old aristo. What'll you call that? Chelsea vs West Ham?  |
| Re: Football Vs Sex. by Adesiji77: 7:40am On Oct 25, 2015 |
Tinyemeka:Chelsea haff suffered!   Cc: lalasticlala |
| Re: Football Vs Sex. by Tinyemeka(m): 8:34am On Oct 25, 2015 |
Adesiji77:My brother eh, they have reached rock bottom. And still continued to sink. I don't know if they are now searching for crude oil. |
| Re: Football Vs Sex. by nduprincekc(m): 8:10pm On Nov 09, 2015 |
sexin a 8 months pregnant girl iz egual to wat'''?mr footballSex'''''' |
| Re: Football Vs Sex. by maputohq(op): 10:00am On Nov 11, 2015 |
nduprincekc:Dat one go be rebound. *winks* |
| Re: Football Vs Sex. by ozy4christ(f): 4:12pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
hmm just passing |
| Re: Football Vs Sex. by 5inchdick: 9:28am On Apr 09, 2020 |
maputohq:Da fuq! |
| Re: Football Vs Sex. by nkjjcs: 9:25am On Apr 12, 2020 |
good teacher |
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