Football vs Sex.
1. Going to your bf/gf house without
being invited = OFFSIDE
2. Dating a girl today and having sex
on the same day = FREE-KICK
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom =
OWN -GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without cumin =
MAN OF THE MATCH.
9.Banging 3 girls in a day= HAT-TRICK.
10. Having many chicks and banging
all = MVP(Most valuable Player)
11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY
MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting a
child = ARSENAL
13. After 2 rounds, u request for more
=EXTRA TIME.
14. Taking it gently when having sex =
FAIRPLAY
15. Biting her nipples/his Dick
:sUAREZ
16.Two legs on shoulder
=THROWING.*nerd *
17. Asking her 'how do you want it'
=taking instructions on d sideline.
18. A lady using pills after sex and
later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE
ERROR
19.Girl being pregnant=
Goooooooooaaaaallll

hahahaaaaaaa......na wa oooooo!!!

2nd to comment ...........


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dats fatal

So beware hw u play ur game.