Football vs Sex.
1. Going to your bf/gf without being
invited = OFFSIDE>:/
2. Dating a girl today and having sex
on the same day = FREE-KICK/
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD :x
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom =OWN
-GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without coming
= MAN OF THE MATCH.
9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.
10. Having many chicks and banging
all = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY
MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting a
child = ARSENAL</3
13. After 2 rounds, u request for more
=EXTRA TIME.
14. Taking it gently when having sex =
FAIR PLAY
15. Biting her nipples = SUAREZ
16.Two legs on shoulder = THROW IN
17. Asking her 'how do you want it' =
Taking instructions on the sideline.
18. A lady using pills after sex and
later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE
ERROR
19.Girl being pregnant =
GoOoOoOallllll
courtesy EPL FACEBOOK PAGE

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