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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 11:30pm On Nov 09, 2015
Slimzjoe:


Sha, its cool to have a Unique Feature and Life no go Too hard for you for school Cos you already Got Famz and Fanz grin
I don't want that to be my unique feature.. angry
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 11:31pm On Nov 09, 2015
Ksslib:

Lmao.. Who? Those security? **holds laugh**
lol.. there are some broad-chested men with mesmerizing brawn around o.. lol. they will come Carry out the task when the frail bones of those feeble security men fail.
na from leg dem go start
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by tallestVic: 11:31pm On Nov 09, 2015
hey,my fellow computer science peeps add me to the dept whatsapp group. 08067438374 is my whatsapp number.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Slimzjoe(m): 11:32pm On Nov 09, 2015
RobinHez:

I don't want that to be my unique feature.. angry

You don't have a Choice! Whenever I come to Uniben, I would look for The Engineering Student with a Unique beard grin

Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:33pm On Nov 09, 2015
AngryArmani:
Ebayray!! where u in school today? any news? is our timetable ready? where are we supposed to assemble at?


Yup I was ere...

No timetable yet...

We're to assemble at faculty of law bt all em freshers were sitted at room 107 cool today.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 11:37pm On Nov 09, 2015
itsNOVA:

shocked did you just say HALIDAY spoke crap Too bad sad ...without HALIDAY there will be no SUPERNOVA... No joke, Haliday made me. Haliday gave me what no one on earth could give me. I stayed at home for ages without admission, but the encounter I had with Haliday changed my story.... I am not even worthy to undo the straps of haliday's sandals. cool If not for the 1st commandment of God, Haliday would have been worshipped by me. undecided an insult to Haliday is an insult to Einstein and equally an insult to me. cry
I can pay a million just to hear Haliday speak. undecided and if he has nothing to say, i will be ready to pay another million just to watch him say nothing. sad
Akpobi angry akpobi angry akpobi angry akpobi grin
Lol.... cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Haliday is good oh cool
There's always sense in his nonsense. cool
Any other person has something to say?
Haliday is very vast and calculative. I love Him too. For someone who solved all the exercises of a twenty-six chapter 100level textbook, even Jupiter will kowtow to such iridescent benchmark.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:38pm On Nov 09, 2015
Slimzjoe:


Sha, its cool to have a Unique Feature and Life no go Too hard for you for school Cos you already Got Famz and Fanz grin
Count me as his number one fan cheesy
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 11:38pm On Nov 09, 2015
missme23:
yeah you right...im thinking of setting a padlock in one of the toilets so who uses it cleanses it..but i'm afraid some wayward ones with no home training would go an break it.
Lol...u should be able to have a kinda 'like-minds' group to pull that feat. But I trust u can wink

So that if any wayward person disrupts the plans, there would be so many persons attacking her, she'll be too ashamed to shiit again!
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by missme23: 11:41pm On Nov 09, 2015
RobinHez:

Lol...u should be able to have a kinda 'like-minds' group to pull that feat. But I trust u can wink

So that if any wayward person disrupts the plans, there would be so many persons attacking her, she'll be too ashamed to shiit again!
hahaha smiley
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 11:44pm On Nov 09, 2015
Slimzjoe:


You don't have a Choice! Whenever I come to Uniben, I would look for The Engineering Student with a Unique beard grin

Who beard don help?
I plan shaving it soon...I'm tired sad


Instead, I'll upload my pic later. U'd look for that unique face in uniben cool
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:45pm On Nov 09, 2015
Ray360:

Haliday is very vast and calculative. I love Him too. For someone who solved all the exercises of a twenty-six chapter 100level textbook, even Jupiter will kowtow to such iridescent benchmark.
Wow shocked cool. Haliday solved a complex integral calculus question without using a book and a pen to calculate.
He used only his eyes to span the through the page.
Then Eureka! He got the answer in no time. cool

I was HUMBLED AND SHOCKED that day. cool
(I personally brought the question to him that fateful day cheesy the question was solved wrongly by 4 mathematics teachers. But Haliday disgraced the question in no time. Using just his eyes and his brain to solve.... No pen, no paper cool )
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 11:48pm On Nov 09, 2015
That kid right there..is the Robin behind the hood. smiley

Cc Slimzjoe :

That's what u should lookout 4 wink

Not some bearbear angry
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Astro290(m): 11:48pm On Nov 09, 2015
Ebayray:
Ray360, hi dearie cheesy.

YungEX, Astro290 where you at?! cool. Timetable neva show ooo
Huhh??
So when will lectures start na?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by yungEX(m): 11:49pm On Nov 09, 2015
RobinHez:

I'm very easy to spot! grin




Look for the odd one out! embarassed
The man with "the beard" got it!
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Slimzjoe(m): 11:50pm On Nov 09, 2015
itsNOVA:

Count me as his number one fan cheesy

Robin you don hear? grin

RobinHez:

Who beard don help?
I plan shaving it soon...I'm tired sad
Instead, I'll upload my pic later. U'd look for that unique face in uniben cool

No think am!
Beards help a Lot....Especially if you Have that Innocent And Babyish Face....With beards, People tend to Listen to you when you talk grin
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 11:50pm On Nov 09, 2015
yungEX:
Ray360 itsNOVA d mathematics and engineering are they in the same faculty?

No. Mathematics is in department of physical science. why Engineering is another faculty on its own. Do note that there are different branches of Engineering. and that Engineering is a faculty.

departments under faculty of Physical sciences are:

department of Mathematics
department of Chemistry
Department of physics
Department of Computer science
department of Geology.

departments in faculty of Engineering are:

Department of Civil engineering
mechanical Engineering
Chemical engineering
production engineering
Structural engineering
Computer engineering

That's all for now. I hope this explanation stabbed all doubts.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 11:51pm On Nov 09, 2015
yungEX:
The man with "the beard" got it!
Nope!
The man who'se always segregated cry
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 11:51pm On Nov 09, 2015
missme23:
hahaha smiley
Yeah.

What dept. Are u in?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Venus007(f): 11:52pm On Nov 09, 2015
RobinHez:

Yea..cuz I was expecting to see an 'angel-like' model...in the person of venus tongue
Jaybray actually came to mind, when u drew attention to my chin embarassed...

But for Grace, her glasses gave her away! grin

Ok... I also have no business in the auditorium for d now.
Did u see Ada?
grin grin.... I said I was jst average. Angel kor..... Lol. Yh she said dats wat u wudda used to recognize her..... see as ur nose be lyk double-barreled gun@dp grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Slimzjoe(m): 11:52pm On Nov 09, 2015
RobinHez:
That kid right there..is the Robin behind the hood. smiley

Cc Slimzjoe :

That's what u should lookout 4 wink

Not some bearbear angry

Lmao!
First of, That's No Kid cheesy
Second, The Beards are still obvious.....Its so Part of You grin
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 11:55pm On Nov 09, 2015
Slimzjoe:

Lmao! First of, That's No Kid cheesy Second, The Beards are still obvious.....Its so Part of You grin
cry
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:55pm On Nov 09, 2015
Astro290:
Huhh?? So when will lectures start na?

I think 2mao...
I'll go dere 2mao also
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:57pm On Nov 09, 2015
I'm not an error finder or a gbagau.nhunter cheesy but i couldn't help but bring this up. As a lesson to all, a lesson that "No one is above mistakes" ... Even pencils have erasers. Who would have thought cheesy that the Almighty Ray360 will err this way cheesy .
Sir Ray don't be vexed oh. I just want to pass a message. Lol
Ray360:
mi'bro.. I am quite coy like a lolling wood this evening. I couldn't clear today. The [size=15pt]cult[/size] in Lagos mistyped my affidavits, they didn't follow the formats I provided to the letter. i had to scale odds to go prepare another and upload again. it was energy-sapping. what's up with yours?

cheesy cheesy cheesy please oh! People when did cults start signing affidavits? cheesy Ray360, over to you Sir. Defend yourself cheesy
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by yungEX(m): 11:59pm On Nov 09, 2015
Ray360:


No. Mathematics is in department of physical science. why Engineering is another faculty on its own. Do note that there are different branches of Engineering. and that Engineering is a faculty.

departments under faculty of Physical sciences are:

department of Mathematics
department of Chemistry
Department of physics
Department of Computer science
department of Geology.

departments in faculty of Engineering are:

Department of Civil engineering
mechanical Engineering
Chemical engineering
production engineering
Structural engineering
Computer engineering

That's all for now. I hope this explanation stabbed all doubts.
thanks
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 12:00am On Nov 10, 2015
Venus007:
grin grin.... I said I was jst average. Angel kor
Now..u're just average? tongue

..... Lol. Yh she said dats wat u wudda used to recognize her.....
Huh? U think?? ...ok.! Lemme not sound like 007 or something, but tell Grace I've seen her dance, and drink garri! angry lipsrsealed

see as ur nose be lyk double-barreled gun@dp grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Something fishy was going on @the time of snapshot. grin
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 12:03am On Nov 10, 2015
Ray360:

chatter /ˈtʃatə/
verb
talk informally about unimportant matters.
noun
1. informal talk.
2. a series of short, quick high-power
sounds.

you left out the fact that "chatter" is also a noun. It generally means an informal talk. I used it as a noun and not a verb. does this settle the debate?


NOTE: hold me accountable for the words I use, I will dutifully explain
A remainder cheesy he said we should always hold him responsible for the words he uses.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 12:05am On Nov 10, 2015
missme23:
Those kind of students are a disgrase.. it just shows that they came out of a home without water cistern..and evn if when they get into school they can't change their disgusting habits.. Well it depends on the home each person comes from
Very true sir! most Uniben Boys are dirty! My Aunty once said, "if you want to know a very neat woman, don't check the alluring clothes she wears everyday, Check her kitchen." If you want to know a guy who is tidy or unkempt, just leave him at home alone for 4 days, then check on him on the fifth day". some Uniben Boys don't sweep their hostels for days! weeks!. and that shows how dirty they are.
I have been the sweeper of my room for 4days now and I am not complaining. As a perfectionist, I am always uncomfortable with an untidy environment.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 12:06am On Nov 10, 2015
lipsrsealed Jeezy, Robinhez, dats d worst pic I've ever seen u take in ma life... embarassed
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SwagkingDope(m): 12:06am On Nov 10, 2015
I swear sum pple dae craze sha!
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 12:07am On Nov 10, 2015
Ray360:

Very true sir! most Uniben Boys are dirty! My Aunty once said, "if you want to know a very neat woman, don't check the alluring clothes she wears everyday, Check her kitchen." If you want to know a guy who is tidy or unkempt, just leave him at home alone for 4 days, then check on him on the fifth day". some Uniben Boys don't sweep their hostels for days! weeks!. and that shows how dirty they are.
I have been the sweeper of my room for 4days now and I am not complaining. As a perfectionist, I am always uncomfortable with an untidy environment.



Seconded cool
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SwagkingDope(m): 12:07am On Nov 10, 2015
dharay99:

ehmm, e be lyk so.
Kay kul
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Venus007(f): 12:08am On Nov 10, 2015
RobinHez:

Now..u're just average? tongue


Huh? U think?? ...ok.! Lemme not sound like 007 or something, but tell Grace I've seen her dance, and drink garri! angry lipsrsealed


Something fishy was going on @the time of snapshot. grin
Lol. I did say so tongue.... Plus I lookd stressed today sef..... Lol. U go fear nah grin...... grin cheesy grin

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