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Re: Guys Drop Your Number, I Will Be Calling Three Lucky Winners by mamagee3(op): 12:04am On Nov 10, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
shhhh! Comon keep kwayett! Can't you see cutehector is talking with someone important
[color=deeppink]If I slap you eh!

Are you mad? angry[/color]
Re: Guys Drop Your Number, I Will Be Calling Three Lucky Winners by obiorathesubtle: 12:09am On Nov 10, 2015
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]If I slap you eh!

Are you mad? angry[/color]
the biggest mistake of your insecure life you'll do this evening is to talk anyhow now! Slap who? Okay No I'm not mad. Are you mad? Mtchew! Ewu gambia! angry
Re: Guys Drop Your Number, I Will Be Calling Three Lucky Winners by mamagee3(op): 12:14am On Nov 10, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
the biggest mistake of your insecure life you'll do this evening is to talk anyhow now! Slap who? Okay No I'm not mad. Are you mad? Mtchew! Ewu gambia! angry
[color=deeppink]I can see you don't want to celebrate Christmas with a full set of teeth.

I will start by slapping off that your untidy beard from your face and then make you swallow it. angry

Stupiid boy! angry[/color]
Re: Guys Drop Your Number, I Will Be Calling Three Lucky Winners by raumdeuter: 12:15am On Nov 10, 2015
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]I can see you don't want to celebrate Christmas with a full set of teeth.

I will start by slapping off that your untidy beard from your face and then make you swallow it. angry

Stupiid boy! angry[/color]
Mamagee are you pregnant or why is your tummy swollen?

Do you have kwarshiokor or you are malnourshed
Re: Guys Drop Your Number, I Will Be Calling Three Lucky Winners by mamagee3(op): 12:18am On Nov 10, 2015
raumdeuter:
Mamagee are you pregnant or why is your tummy swollen?

Do you have kwarshiokor or you are malnourshed
[color=deeppink] Bleep right off! angry[/color]
Re: Guys Drop Your Number, I Will Be Calling Three Lucky Winners by obiorathesubtle: 12:20am On Nov 10, 2015
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]I can see you don't want to celebrate Christmas with a full set of teeth.

I will start by slapping off that your untidy beard from your face and then make you swallow it. angry

Stupiid boy! angry[/color]
oh really? All your coworkers will beat you to death when you go back to the office you shapeless product of amateur sculpting! With teeth looking like an old farm rake! Idiot! I hope cats bury you! You're fucking ugly. My beards are untidy cos I just got out of jail after beating up a tramp like you! Chei! I don't even know why I'm replying you! You're as useless as a crippled donkey! F/cking cartoon sketch that never made the show! Dog!
Re: Guys Drop Your Number, I Will Be Calling Three Lucky Winners by Nobody: 12:23am On Nov 10, 2015
Cutehector:
aww... I should totally wach u sleeep, dah will be amazing...



U were kiddn with all dat ur "list" right? smiley
My list? shocked
Re: Guys Drop Your Number, I Will Be Calling Three Lucky Winners by mamagee3(op): 12:25am On Nov 10, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
oh really? All your coworkers will beat you to death when you go back to the office you shapeless product of amateur sculpting! With teeth looking like an old farm rake! Idiot! I hope cats bury you! You're fucking ugly. My beards are untidy cos I just got out of jail after beating up a tramp like you! Chei! I don't even know why I'm replying you! You're as useless as a crippled donkey! F/cking cartoon sketch that never made the show! Dog!
[color=deeppink]Shut up!

Shave your nasty beard, stupiid thing![/color]
Re: Guys Drop Your Number, I Will Be Calling Three Lucky Winners by obiorathesubtle: 12:28am On Nov 10, 2015
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Shut up!

Shave your nasty beard, stupiid thing![/color]
I'll shave and sell the hair online so I can raise money for your face reconstruction surgery! Go and die already! Stop posting useless things on NL, the world doesn't need more people like you.
Re: Guys Drop Your Number, I Will Be Calling Three Lucky Winners by raumdeuter: 12:41am On Nov 10, 2015
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink] Bleep right off! angry[/color]
Mamagee but those dentition of yours make you resemble rat

Your coworkers are really trying for them to stand you with your beer belly, rat-like dentition and hairy armpit

Some people would have quit working just to avoid you
Re: Guys Drop Your Number, I Will Be Calling Three Lucky Winners by mamagee3(op): 12:42am On Nov 10, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
I'll shave and sell the hair online so I can raise money for your face reconstruction surgery! Go and die already! Stop posting useless things on NL, the world doesn't need more people like you.
[color=deeppink]I insist you shave your face before talking sh!t. angry

Scumbag![/color]
Re: Guys Drop Your Number, I Will Be Calling Three Lucky Winners by Margauxluv(f): 12:44am On Nov 10, 2015
rexkexmilan:
Chill smiley.

Your name is margarethuh
Huh, undecided
Re: Guys Drop Your Number, I Will Be Calling Three Lucky Winners by mamagee3(op): 12:45am On Nov 10, 2015
raumdeuter:
Mamagee but those dentition of yours make you resemble rat

Your coworkers are really trying for them to stand you with your beer belly, rat-like dentition and hairy armpit

Some people would have quit working just to avoid you
[color=deeppink]I said bleep the hell off!

You're not needed here! angry[/color]
Re: Guys Drop Your Number, I Will Be Calling Three Lucky Winners by raumdeuter: 12:51am On Nov 10, 2015
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]I said bleep the hell off!

You're not needed here! angry[/color]
Dorathy Ogbonna why you dey vex?

I go come Corpus Christi soon
Re: Guys Drop Your Number, I Will Be Calling Three Lucky Winners by mamagee3(op): 12:55am On Nov 10, 2015
raumdeuter:
Dorathy Ogbonna why you dey vex?

I go come Corpus Christi soon
[color=deeppink]What part of fucck the hell off didn't you understand?

Huh? undecided[/color]
Re: Guys Drop Your Number, I Will Be Calling Three Lucky Winners by obiorathesubtle: 12:56am On Nov 10, 2015
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]I insist you shave your face before talking sh!t. angry

Scumbag![/color]
and I insist you smear your face with dung! Honestly speaking, you'll look so much better. You look like a very good excuse for everything, I wonder why kids don't dress up like you for halloween(oh! Most of them haven't discovered you yet)

For example


Teacher:what happened to your homework?

Kid:mamagee3 ate my homework

Teacher: wow, sorry billy, you don't have to do homeworks ever again!.



Teacher: what happened to your homework?

Kid:a dog ate my homework

Teacher: *beats kid to a coma*
Re: Guys Drop Your Number, I Will Be Calling Three Lucky Winners by raumdeuter: 12:56am On Nov 10, 2015
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]What part of fucck the hell off didn't you understand?

Huh? undecided[/color]
I dont understand it when you squeal like a rat. You dentition is horrible you need to get dentures

And you tummy is bloated. Why are you so fat?
Re: Guys Drop Your Number, I Will Be Calling Three Lucky Winners by mamagee3(op): 1:04am On Nov 10, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
and I insist you smear your face with dung! Honestly speaking, you'll look so much better. You look like a very good excuse for everything, I wonder why kids don't dress up like you for halloween(oh! Most of them haven't discovered you yet)

For example


Teacher:what happened to your homework?

Kid:mamagee3 ate my homework

Teacher: wow, sorry billy, you don't have to do homeworks ever again!.



Teacher: what happened to your homework?

Kid:a dog ate my homework

Teacher: *beats kid to a coma*
[color=deeppink]Shave that face, it's sickening!!!

It reminds me of when Dave Bautista meets Umaga as he's trying to take a shiit.

Yeah, it really is that horrible. Plus you claim to be in love with the most beautiful girl on earth. Boy with that face, the most beautiful girl on earth would throw up the minute you show up talk less of asking her out. grin grin grin grin grin

Okay now, move aside. . .I am done with your a$$$.[/color]
Re: Guys Drop Your Number, I Will Be Calling Three Lucky Winners by kYjelly2: 1:08am On Nov 10, 2015
Hey mamagee3, don mean to rude, but I wanna no, do u suck dikkhuh

Can I pour hot cummm insy ur mouthuh
Re: Guys Drop Your Number, I Will Be Calling Three Lucky Winners by lovely17(m): 1:11am On Nov 10, 2015
You againhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh
Re: Guys Drop Your Number, I Will Be Calling Three Lucky Winners by mamagee3(op): 1:13am On Nov 10, 2015
raumdeuter:
I dont understand it when you squeal like a rat. You dentition is horrible you need to get dentures

And you tummy is bloated. Why are you so fat?
[color=deeppink]Cause your mom likes me that way! wink

Fucck right off![/color]
Re: Guys Drop Your Number, I Will Be Calling Three Lucky Winners by obiorathesubtle: 1:18am On Nov 10, 2015
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Shave that face, it's sickening!!!

It reminds me of when Dave Bautista meets Umaga as he's trying to take a shiit.

Yeah, it really is that horrible. Plus you claim to be in love with the most beautiful girl on earth. Boy with that face, the most beautiful girl on earth would throw up the minute you show up talk less of asking her out. grin grin grin grin grin

Okay now, move aside. . .I am done with your a$$$.[/color]
you're a very irritating person, your image is very disturbing. I think you're just frustrated because I'm in LOVE with the most beautiful girl in the world, when you go around looking like that, how will you ever find love? The air around you is horrid, its like your face releases terrible gases and pollutes the air around you, that's why your coworkers and every soul you know on this earth is disgusted by your appearance! The ish is that its not just the appearance, its the air around you! And stop smiling in pictures! It's disgraceful! You might cause demons to attack you for mocking them! Fvcking mole!
Re: Guys Drop Your Number, I Will Be Calling Three Lucky Winners by mamagee3(op): 1:21am On Nov 10, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
you're a very irritating person, your image is very disturbing. I think you're just frustrated because I'm in LOVE with the most beautiful girl in the world, when you go around looking like that, how will you ever find love? The air around you is horrid, its like your face releases terrible gases and pollutes the air around you, that's why your coworkers and every soul you know on this earth is disgusted by your appearance! The ish is that its not just the appearance, its the air around you! And stop smiling in pictures! It's disgraceful! You might cause demons to attack you for mocking them! Fvcking mole!
[color=deeppink]Have you shaved that face yet? grin

Stink off! cool[/color]
Re: Guys Drop Your Number, I Will Be Calling Three Lucky Winners by obiorathesubtle: 1:30am On Nov 10, 2015
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Have you shaved that face yet? grin

Stink off! cool[/color]
if you keep talking about my face you'll die being dragged naaaked by your fellow stray dogs across a hot tarmac! Fvcking wh0re living out retirement after dedicated service to the cheapest brothel in her area!
Re: Guys Drop Your Number, I Will Be Calling Three Lucky Winners by mamagee3(op): 1:35am On Nov 10, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
if you keep talking about my face you'll die being dragged naaaked by your fellow stray dogs across a hot tarmac! Fvcking wh0re living out retirement after dedicated service to the cheapest brothel in her area!
[color=deeppink]Your face though! grin[/color]
Re: Guys Drop Your Number, I Will Be Calling Three Lucky Winners by obiorathesubtle: 1:42am On Nov 10, 2015
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Your face though! grin[/color]
huh? What? Never seen perfection before? That is what a face is supposed to look like! Mother of trolls!
Re: Guys Drop Your Number, I Will Be Calling Three Lucky Winners by mamagee3(op): 1:47am On Nov 10, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
huh? What? Never seen perfection before? That is what a face is supposed to look like! Mother of trolls!
[color=deeppink]Perfection? Bwawawawawawawa . . . In your dreams. grin

Do you need a shaving stick to shave that face? grin[/color]
Re: Guys Drop Your Number, I Will Be Calling Three Lucky Winners by obiorathesubtle: 1:53am On Nov 10, 2015
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Perfection? Bwawawawawawawa . . . In your dreams. grin

Do you need a shaving stick to shave that face? grin[/color]
hey good news! I found your mother! You're a spitting image of her. Aren't you? And emmm, remind me when your face sheds its skin, so I can buy a coat for it if it's in the winter

Re: Guys Drop Your Number, I Will Be Calling Three Lucky Winners by mamagee3(op): 1:56am On Nov 10, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
hey good news! I found your mother! You're a spitting image of her. Aren't you? And emmm, remind me when your face sheds its skin, so I can buy a coat for it if it's in the winter
[color=deeppink]That looks like the girl you're in love with. grin

Shave your face for goodness sake! grin[/color]
Re: Guys Drop Your Number, I Will Be Calling Three Lucky Winners by obiorathesubtle: 2:03am On Nov 10, 2015
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]That looks like the girl you're in love with. grin

Shave your face for goodness sake! grin[/color]
you know I showed a 2year old your picture, the poor kid asked me, and I quote "omg! Uncle, what is that creature sitting on her neck with a bunch of red weeds sticking out of its' head" the kid won't stop crying you freak!!
Re: Guys Drop Your Number, I Will Be Calling Three Lucky Winners by mamagee3(op): 2:05am On Nov 10, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
you know I showed a 2year old your picture, the poor kid asked me, and I quote "omg! Uncle, what is that creature sitting on her neck with a bunch of red weeds sticking out of its' head" the kid won't stop crying you freak!!
[color=deeppink]Shave your face already! grin[/color]
Re: Guys Drop Your Number, I Will Be Calling Three Lucky Winners by obiorathesubtle: 2:18am On Nov 10, 2015
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Shave your face already! grin[/color]
at this point. I just realised I have lowered myself to your level. I'm overly stultified and I'm starting to feel ugly replying you! You now my number one enemy, I'm gonna make you my biitch and I'm gonna make your life miserable! I'll hunt you until slit your wrist and die like a dog without an owner!

And if you try to get a boyfriend so you can be happy, he'll beat your ass everyday! If you break up with him, you'll overdose on drugs and die miserable! If you don't break up with him, he'll beat you to death! So either way. You'll die stupiid and miserable and full of sh/t! Fvcking goodbye for now biiitch!
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