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Re: My Shortest Job Experience by Bigdreams(m): 12:11pm On Nov 12, 2015
lol!

Why did you quit?

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Re: My Shortest Job Experience by SENESCO(m): 12:11pm On Nov 12, 2015
Mine was for a day.
Re: My Shortest Job Experience by udysweet(f): 12:12pm On Nov 12, 2015
Lobatan! Lol!
Datevilme:
Some months ago, i got a job, resumed on a Monday and quit on a Wednesday...just 2 days. Does anyone have a similar experience, or a shorter experience.
What really went wrong? Mind telling us
Re: My Shortest Job Experience by izzy4shizzy(m): 12:12pm On Nov 12, 2015
Reminds me of one song we sang those days...Solomon Grandy born on monday, marry on tuesday.... u knw the rest


Congrats yours is shorter than solomon
Re: My Shortest Job Experience by Dindondin(m): 12:12pm On Nov 12, 2015
ise aye ni
Re: My Shortest Job Experience by Duchesskm(f): 12:13pm On Nov 12, 2015
That's an experience. Add it to your CV.

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Re: My Shortest Job Experience by deramarks(f): 12:14pm On Nov 12, 2015
Datevilme:
Some months ago, i got a job, resumed on a Monday and quit on a Wednesday...just 2 days. Does anyone have a similar experience, or a shorter experience.
dix is y u called ma attention here?

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Re: My Shortest Job Experience by dustydee: 12:14pm On Nov 12, 2015
Datevilme:
Some months ago, i got a job, resumed on a Monday and quit on a Wednesday...just 2 days. Does anyone have a similar experience, or a shorter experience.
Do you mind sharing why you quit? What was your notice period?
Re: My Shortest Job Experience by Nobody: 12:15pm On Nov 12, 2015
Sweetyie:
Op u fvck up oh, u didn't even wait to collect ur one month salary
Some bad company, they will not pay you till the middle of the next month...
Anyway they will cheat you
Re: My Shortest Job Experience by Lobolintin(m): 12:19pm On Nov 12, 2015
Mine was two days...hotel job.... I was working as IT when I got a sweet offer in Aso Villa....
I jejeli enter aso villa them made a call to the! From aso villa...you know the intro nah


Hello is this the manager of so and so hotel..Aso dialer
Yes whose on the line....manager
Am calling from aso villa Abuja... Dialer
Jezz,yes ma yes ma how's how's how's...hmmmm..manager
Hang on...dialer
Yes yes yes ma....manager
Hello manager my man, I won't come to your hotel again okay....its me it IT guy..me
Okay sir yes sir...no problem sir...we would serve you better sir...manager

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Re: My Shortest Job Experience by metrosexual: 12:20pm On Nov 12, 2015
Pursue your dreams everyone, never settle for less

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Re: My Shortest Job Experience by Djshyne007(m): 12:21pm On Nov 12, 2015
Mine was 3 weeks
Re: My Shortest Job Experience by SlimBrawnie(f): 12:22pm On Nov 12, 2015
Mine was same day I got the job at an NGO
Re: My Shortest Job Experience by martinsaba: 12:25pm On Nov 12, 2015
MINE WAS JUST 2 HOURS, THE WORK LOAD THERE WAS JUST TOO MUCH FOR A 1000 NAIRA A DAY
Re: My Shortest Job Experience by Naturallyme: 12:31pm On Nov 12, 2015
Mine was even shorter. Resumed on Wednesday, resigned on Thursday. The coy recruited us from lagos, took us to ibadan to a cocoa processing plant. Men i have never seen such a badth company before. They process cocoa, machines were old ( normal in Nigeria). 7 am to 7pm to 7am shift, one free mama put meal per day. The blended cocoa line supposed to be heated 24/7 because it solidifies quickly. Most of the lines heating filament were damaged so you have to keep the plant running to avoid line blockage. The guy i supposed to relief left 10 minutes before my arrival then the wahala started. The grinding machine (Cylinder as tall as 2meters, diameter like 1meter) full of blended cocoa and bearings to make it fine, content solidified together with lines connected to it. We started parking them out because the machine would never start until everything was evacuated. i spent the first 6 hrs packing chocolates , sweating profusely, so much commands. i said to my self, this is a bad omen. first day at work this stressful. i discovered that this happened often because their generator had been bad for months. you know what that means. i resigned immediately. mi o le wa ku. My parents were in active service and were never tired of taking care of me. i was the one looking for independence. i picked race. one guy lost his hand to hot chocolate accidentally pressed out of a hydraulic press. i resigned through text message on my way home.

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Re: My Shortest Job Experience by Lovexme(m): 12:35pm On Nov 12, 2015
Duchesskm:
That's an experience. Add it to your CV.

For a job that spanned just 2 days?

I'll assume you were being sarcastic. undecided
Re: My Shortest Job Experience by missKiffy(f): 12:38pm On Nov 12, 2015
tobbie247:
I started the job in my head. And I finished it in my head. undecided
It took me just 2mins
smiley

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Re: My Shortest Job Experience by missKiffy(f): 12:38pm On Nov 12, 2015
Op share with us why you decide to quit the job
Re: My Shortest Job Experience by Nobody: 12:41pm On Nov 12, 2015
web9:
nicee

lets know the job na and why u quited
Mister web designer, this your logo e fine small o. Hope you are good sha?
Re: My Shortest Job Experience by pure11(m): 12:42pm On Nov 12, 2015
nor be small thing for naija
Re: My Shortest Job Experience by Datevilme: 12:46pm On Nov 12, 2015
Actually, my reason for quitting was because i got info that the woman in charge wanted to fire me, for some reason she didn't like me personally, so i quit before i got the sack.
Re: My Shortest Job Experience by Datevilme: 12:48pm On Nov 12, 2015
damiloladuke:
funny



ARE YOU A BLOGGER CHECK MY SIGNATURE
Nah, am a web designer.

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Re: My Shortest Job Experience by kaziblake(f): 12:48pm On Nov 12, 2015
Just 13days and I quit
Re: My Shortest Job Experience by Datevilme: 12:49pm On Nov 12, 2015
Dharniel:
which of the mods pushed this to the FP, he/she deserves to be queried...
Hater!!
Re: My Shortest Job Experience by Datevilme: 12:50pm On Nov 12, 2015
osaslord500:
Bro mine was just 6hours, my boss for work dey eye me and her husband na politician, I just waka go house before e go turn somtin else
lol grin grin grin, very funny.

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Re: My Shortest Job Experience by justmenoni: 12:56pm On Nov 12, 2015
U funny sha,I guess u hv got other good and better options, if not how can u resign cos some supposed colleagues told u ur boss was planning to sack u,,,did u ever imagine if these same colleagues are the one full of envies therefore cook up a false story for u...u might be better than the others and this the oga might have noticed and discussed with ur other colleagues and with this they gave you the shortest of quitting strategies and u fall yakata...

Datevilme:
Actually, my reason for quitting was because i got info that the woman in charge wanted to fire me, for some reason she didn't like me personally, so i quit before i got the sack.

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Re: My Shortest Job Experience by Nobody: 12:57pm On Nov 12, 2015
Datevilme:
Hater!!
pointless...
Re: My Shortest Job Experience by EllyB: 12:57pm On Nov 12, 2015
Naturallyme:
Mine was even shorter. Resumed on Wednesday, resigned on Thursday. The coy recruited us from lagos, took us to ibadan to a cocoa processing plant. Men i have never seen such a badth company before. They process cocoa, machines were old ( normal in Nigeria). 7 am to 7pm to 7am shift, one free mama put meal per day. The blended cocoa line supposed to heated 24/7 because it solidifies quickly. Most of the lines heating filament have damaged so you have to keep the plant running to avoid line blockage. The guy i supposed to relief left 10 minutes before my arrival then the wahala started. The grinding machine (Cylinder as tall as 2meters, diameter like 1meter) full of blended cocoa and bearings to make it fine, content solidified together with lines connected to it. We started parking them out because the machine will never start until everything is evacuated. i spent the first 6 hrs packing chocolates , sweating profusely, so much comands. i said to my self, this is a bad omen. first day at work this stressful. i discovered that this happened often because their generator has been bad for months. you know what that means. i resigned with immediately. mi o le wa ku. My parents were in active service and were never tired of taking care of me. i was the one looking for independence. i picked race. one guy lost his hand to hot chocolate accidentally pressed out of a hydraulic press. i resigned through text message on my way home.
cheesy
Naturallyme:
Mine was even shorter. Resumed on Wednesday, resigned on Thursday. The coy recruited us from lagos, took us to ibadan to a cocoa processing plant. Men i have never seen such a badth company before. They process cocoa, machines were old ( normal in Nigeria). 7 am to 7pm to 7am shift, one free mama put meal per day. The blended cocoa line supposed to heated 24/7 because it solidifies quickly. Most of the lines heating filament have damaged so you have to keep the plant running to avoid line blockage. The guy i supposed to relief left 10 minutes before my arrival then the wahala started. The grinding machine (Cylinder as tall as 2meters, diameter like 1meter) full of blended cocoa and bearings to make it fine, content solidified together with lines connected to it. We started parking them out because the machine will never start until everything is evacuated. i spent the first 6 hrs packing chocolates , sweating profusely, so much comands. i said to my self, this is a bad omen. first day at work this stressful. i discovered that this happened often because their generator has been bad for months. you know what that means. i resigned with immediately. mi o le wa ku. My parents were in active service and were never tired of taking care of me. i was the one looking for independence. i picked race. one guy lost his hand to hot chocolate accidentally pressed out of a hydraulic press. i resigned through text message on my way home.
its really funny. God help us all.
Re: My Shortest Job Experience by Datevilme: 1:02pm On Nov 12, 2015
justmenoni:
U funny sha,I guess u hv got other good and better options, if not how can u resign cos some supposed colleagues told u ur boss was planning to sack u,,,did u ever imagine if these same colleagues are the one full of envies therefore cook up a false story for u...u might be better than the others and this the oga might have noticed and discussed with ur other colleagues and with this they gave you the shortest of quitting strategies and u fall yakata...

It wasn't my colleague that told me, it was the recruitment officer that recruited me, i knew the guy personally, and besides i could already sense the dislike from the woman from the way she related with me.
Re: My Shortest Job Experience by Pamperme: 1:04pm On Nov 12, 2015
Just one day.
Re: My Shortest Job Experience by Chimaritoponcho: 1:06pm On Nov 12, 2015
Sweetyie:
Op u fvck up oh, u didn't even wait to collect ur one month salary
sister i swear u no fine .how did u manage to get those likes..there are truly asslickers on nl
Re: My Shortest Job Experience by Lovexme(m): 1:13pm On Nov 12, 2015
Chimaritoponcho:

sister i swear u no fine .how did u manage to get those likes..there are truly asslickers on nl

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