Your own better, got a job offer with an NGO in Benin after serving in delta state. Mumu like me, I no ask about salary. I come dey happy say job show quick quick. I made up my mind to be coming from asaba the first week while I search for a making sense self-con. For my mind I don get job for oil company.

First day at work, I just dey imagine how I go take furnish the room with my first month salary. Don't know what came over me and decided to ask my oga about salary since 50k with allowance na the pay for a job of that nature in Asaba.

Your salary is 30k was his answer.
I dey come sir, I managed to say after recovering from the shock. Na speed I take reach agbor park go enter bus way dey go Asaba. I never looked back.

U DESERVES RECOGNITION IN WORLD GUINNESS BOOK! RECORD TIME FOR JOB

Mine was for one day! I no gree go the second day.

Tycoflu:
Your own better, got a job offer with an NGO in Benin after serving in delta state. Mumu like me, I no ask about salary. I come dey happy say job show quick quick. I made up my mind to be coming from asaba the first week while I search for a making sense self-con. For my mind I don get job for oil company.

First day at work, I just dey imagine how I go take furnish the room with my first month salary. Don't know what came over me and decided to ask my oga about salary since 50k with allowance na the pay for a job of that nature in Asaba.

Your salary is 30k was his answer.
I dey come sir, I managed to say after recovering from the shock. Na speed I take reach agbor park go enter bus way dey go Asaba. I never looked back.

But for starters 30k wasn't too bad na, u for stay like 2months see hwfar

I started work on Friday and stopped on Thursday cos the work is too stressful and in a bakery, we will tie bread from morning till the following day and you will not go to bed unless we finish. There is nothing like shifting.

experience na experience .....next

Had a similar experience too, resumed on monday and left on wednesday.

Chimaritoponcho:

sister i swear u no fine .how did u manage to get those likes..there are truly asslickers on nl

Hope u dropped urs

Chibaby87:
I started work on Friday and stopped on Thursday cos the work is too stressful and in a bakery, we will tie bread from morning till the following day and you will not go to bed unless we finish. There is nothing like shifting.

So its safe to say that you are a "Professional bread tying Specialist" with 1 week experience...

Datevilme:

But for starters 30k wasn't too bad na, u for stay like 2months see hwfar

I no sabi anybody for Benin. Accommodation make me loss hope.

ojun50:
My was one month after being paid 5k

Mine was a month. No pay. it was a commission based job. Even advertized the damn thing on nairaland.

Ehen..nawa ooo but what could make her hate u easily? Perhaps she sees u as a potential competitor or threat.

quote author=Datevilme post=39943450]
It wasn't my colleague that told me, it was the recruitment officer that recruited me, i knew the guy personally, and besides i could already sense the dislike from the woman from the way she related with me. [/quote]

Lol shortest indeed

Datevilme:
Some months ago, i got a job, resumed on a Monday and quit on a Wednesday...just 2 days. Does anyone have a similar experience, or a shorter experience.

Your post would have made more sense if you had stated the reason you resigned. Tht way, other people would have learnt a thing or two from your decision. The way it is now, no one has learnt anything from your post.

Meanwhile, rest assured that no job is easy or simple. Only the man with perseverance and a positive attitude succeeds on the job!

what happened?

Ndeewonu:


Your post would have made more sense if you had stated the reason you resigned. Tht way, other people would have learnt a thing or two from your decision. The way it is now, no one has learnt anything from your post.

Meanwhile, rest assured that no job is easy or simple. Only the man with perseverance and a positive attitude succeeds on the job!

Datevilme: Actually, my reason for quitting was because i got info that the woman in charge wanted to fire me, for some reason she didn't like me personally, so i quit before i got the sack.

I stated it earlier.

Sweetyie:

Hope u dropped urs

0f course

justmenoni:
Ehen..nawa ooo but what could make her hate u easily? Perhaps she sees u as a potential competitor or threat.

quote author=Datevilme post=39943450]
It wasn't my colleague that told me, it was the recruitment officer that recruited me, i knew the guy personally, and besides i could already sense the dislike from the woman from the way she related with me.

I don't know for her o, she had a rude attitude sha, the other staff also complained.

Tycoflu:

I no sabi anybody for Benin. Accommodation make me loss hope.

ok, i get

Make God just forgive workers ooo,I still don't know why some employers always think they are doing you a favor for hiring u(as if u will work for em for frei)

quote author=Datevilme post=39946809]

I don't know for her o, she had a rude attitude sha, the other staff also complained.[/quote]

u never tld us why u quit

yorke1:
Funny

Vanquay:
My shortest Job Experience was when I banged My Kenyan Girlfriend for what 15-20 seconds top. That Slut took my Virginity but I learned a vast spectrum of experiences. Sex sweet Die On a more serious note.

That would be in high school when I decided to get a Job to have extra cash. I got it in McDonalds...3 days later, 6 working hours in, I knew I was destined to work in an office I didn't even quit, I just stopped showing up like a Boss

Datevilme:
Some months ago, i got a job, resumed on a Monday and quit on a Wednesday...just 2 days. Does anyone have a similar experience, or a shorter experience.

six days, then I quit.
was paid BTW.

Any lawyer in the house ;Dyou know what im talking about as a new wig. Also, one company in Owerri always gets things screwed.

Lovexme:


If you never knew, now you know.

too bad

Naturallyme:
Mine was even shorter. Resumed on Wednesday, resigned on Thursday. The coy recruited us from lagos, took us to ibadan to a cocoa processing plant. Men i have never seen such a badth company before. They process cocoa, machines were old ( normal in Nigeria). 7 am to 7pm to 7am shift, one free mama put meal per day. The blended cocoa line supposed to heated 24/7 because it solidifies quickly. Most of the lines heating filament have damaged so you have to keep the plant running to avoid line blockage. The guy i supposed to relief left 10 minutes before my arrival then the wahala started. The grinding machine (Cylinder as tall as 2meters, diameter like 1meter) full of blended cocoa and bearings to make it fine, content solidified together with lines connected to it. We started parking them out because the machine will never start until everything is evacuated. i spent the first 6 hrs packing chocolates , sweating profusely, so much comands. i said to my self, this is a bad omen. first day at work this stressful. i discovered that this happened often because their generator has been bad for months. you know what that means. i resigned with immediately. mi o le wa ku. My parents were in active service and were never tired of taking care of me. i was the one looking for independence. i picked race. one guy lost his hand to hot chocolate accidentally pressed out of a hydraulic press. i resigned through text message on my way home.

You got me laughing hard. God bless you for that.

Naturallyme:
Mine was even shorter. Resumed on Wednesday, resigned on Thursday. The coy recruited us from lagos, took us to ibadan to a cocoa processing plant. Men i have never seen such a badth company before. They process cocoa, machines were old ( normal in Nigeria). 7 am to 7pm to 7am shift, one free mama put meal per day. The blended cocoa line supposed to heated 24/7 because it solidifies quickly. Most of the lines heating filament have damaged so you have to keep the plant running to avoid line blockage. The guy i supposed to relief left 10 minutes before my arrival then the wahala started. The grinding machine (Cylinder as tall as 2meters, diameter like 1meter) full of blended cocoa and bearings to make it fine, content solidified together with lines connected to it. We started parking them out because the machine will never start until everything is evacuated. i spent the first 6 hrs packing chocolates , sweating profusely, so much comands. i said to my self, this is a bad omen. first day at work this stressful. i discovered that this happened often because their generator has been bad for months. you know what that means. i resigned with immediately. mi o le wa ku. My parents were in active service and were never tired of taking care of me. i was the one looking for independence. i picked race. one guy lost his hand to hot chocolate accidentally pressed out of a hydraulic press. i resigned through text message on my way home.

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GUY YOU DEY FUNNY!

Such is life; you get, you complain, you no get, you complain.

Haha!
Reminds me of back in '08. Resumed at a job with an indigenous oil company on what we called Zenith road in V.I. Full of excitement that i finally got a job i thought i'd like. The usual on the job daily on-boarding. I even had to take passport photographs (750 for 4 copies in V.I at the time). They had set up my email address and salary account process.
HR- "Yeah, can we have copies of your credentials ?"
Me- "Sure, here you go".
HR- "uhm, you're missing one, your NYSC certificate"
Me- "I'm currently serving, should be done in 5 months, didn't think it was a big deal"
HR- "were you interviewed?
Me -for my mind "duh!"

Long and short, i never got that job again. They took the offer letter from me and replaced it with a rescission of offer letter. 2.4m p.a ( i was devastated). Story of my life my but i can laugh about it today.

Was in there for barely 4 hours.

emwye:
Haha!
Reminds me of back in '08. Resumed at a job with an indigenous oil company on what we called Zenith road in V.I. Full of excitement that i finally got a job i thought i'd like. The usual on the job daily on-boarding. I even had to take passport photographs (750 for 4 copies in V.I at the time). They had set up my email address and salary account process.
HR- "Yeah, can we have copies of your credentials ?"
Me- "Sure, here you go".
HR- "uhm, you're missing one, your NYSC certificate"
Me- "I'm currently serving, should be done in 5 months, didn't think it was a big deal"
HR- "were you interviewed?
Me -for my mind "duh!"

Long and short, i never got that job again. They took the offer letter from me and replaced it with a rescission of offer letter. 2.4m p.a ( i was devastated). Story of my life my but i can laugh about it today.

Was in there for barely 4 hours.

Must have been painful then, good thing you can laugh about it nw.

emwye:
Haha!
Reminds me of back in '08. Resumed at a job with an indigenous oil company on what we called Zenith road in V.I. Full of excitement that i finally got a job i thought i'd like. The usual on the job daily on-boarding. I even had to take passport photographs (750 for 4 copies in V.I at the time). They had set up my email address and salary account process.
HR- "Yeah, can we have copies of your credentials ?"
Me- "Sure, here you go".
HR- "uhm, you're missing one, your NYSC certificate"
Me- "I'm currently serving, should be done in 5 months, didn't think it was a big deal"
HR- "were you interviewed?
Me -for my mind "duh!"

Long and short, i never got that job again. They took the offer letter from me and replaced it with a rescission of offer letter. 2.4m p.a ( i was devastated). Story of my life my but i can laugh about it today.

Was in there for barely 4 hours.

Lol... Omo d villagers for ur home town b better badass pple oo... Chai! Na Quillox b dea dance floor..**mute**

Thank God for your life ooo... Grace personified!**