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Dem wan copulate ontop ur bed

Damn it!...missed fp

lasisi69:
End time scorpions

*yawns*
You are beginning to sound like a broken record.

It's well

Na snake dey come next.

Check your house wall for any posible holes especially your bathroom

saasala:
Woke up this morning, kelt down beside my bed to do the normal early morning routine of prayers, upon finishing the cliche "..... Rest and abide with me now and forever more, amen" I felt something under my foot, it was a scorpion. I killed it instantly leaving the carcass on the floor.

I went straight to the bathroom to lather my face and gummy eye lids, coming back into my room I saw another one creeping on the ground, and I did the needful once again.

I later went to my landlord to show him the pictures, guess what the man said "I will call the carpenter to come check your room".... And I was like what is this one saying... What coherence is between a carpenter and scorpions... gerrara here mehn.

I gave each of them a selfie for Nairaland purpose

OP!


Is your Phone a Tecno?

Izzystevens:
*yawns*
You are beginning to sound like a broken record.

Okay

Have you seen this movie...The Revenge of The Scorpion King

when your villages heads send scorpion to sting you... my brother fasting and prayer should start... www.yhuconnect.com

bigeagleeye:
Ensure the third one doesn't go, scorpions walk in threes!

ordinary scor...ur mate they kill witches

Too bad

some nairalanders will be like "must you kill it? but they'll soon go extinct" smh

saasala:
Woke up this morning, kelt down beside my bed to do the normal early morning routine of prayers, upon finishing the cliche "..... Rest and abide with me now and forever more, amen" I felt something under my foot, it was a scorpion. I killed it instantly leaving the carcass on the floor.

I went straight to the bathroom to lather my face and gummy eye lids, coming back into my room I saw another one creeping on the ground, and I did the needful once again.

I later went to my landlord to show him the pictures, guess what the man said "I will call the carpenter to come check your room".... And I was like what is this one saying... What coherence is between a carpenter and scorpions... gerrara here mehn.

I gave each of them a selfie for Nairaland purpose

Op ur enemies are at work

did you offend any1 lately


I recommend u draw closer to God more

The rate NairaLanders are killing animals in their houses, won't be surprised they kill mamiwater soon

is it good for eating

On Sunday it was a bat, yesterday it was a cobra and monitor lizard, today its a scorpion what will it be tomorrow?
Wetin dey happen for nairaland abi fuel scarcity don affect animals too?

FruityLass:


Meaty but not big enough.
If eaten you would be immune to any venom

ist really true? when i was a lit boy with my parents in d north, i was bitten by a scorpion, it was killed and roasted for me to eat with the claim that it will give me immune against poisonous bites. i ate it anyway.

prettysolid:
how are they entering? dont you have mosquito net on your windows

I thought u were on chains. Who released u?

pls be careful

@op,they only came to say hi,and join u in ur devotion nau. y kill dem?don't u knw they are part of our ecosystem??

saasala:
Woke up this morning, kelt down beside my bed to do the normal early morning routine of prayers, upon finishing the cliche "..... Rest and abide with me now and forever more, amen" I felt something under my foot, it was a scorpion. I killed it instantly leaving the carcass on the floor.

I went straight to the bathroom to lather my face and gummy eye lids, coming back into my room I saw another one creeping on the ground, and I did the needful once again.

I later went to my landlord to show him the pictures, guess what the man said "I will call the carpenter to come check your room".... And I was like what is this one saying... What coherence is between a carpenter and scorpions... gerrara here mehn.

I gave each of them a selfie for Nairaland purpose

Please what town are you based?.. I hate this devilish crawlers like hell; I wouldn't want to live in any town where they exist.

Hmmm


*yawns*
You are beginning to sound like a broken record.[/quote]

season of killing...God is our shield.

Op try and pay ur rent and other bills.

lasisi69:
End time scorpions

guy get a end time job na
Everything for your eyes an endtime

Bro take cover, you are under attack. I don't think dats a coincidence except u've had such expirience in d past. The landlord should call pest controllers to fumigate ur environment or do it ur self

MrsPhyno:
Time to change rooms OP

Maybe ur villagers sent them who knows

Villagers kwa?
People wey dey village don suffer