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I Killed 2 Scorpions In My Room This Morning by saasala(m): 2:08pm On Nov 16, 2015
Woke up this morning, kelt down beside my bed to do the normal early morning routine of prayers, upon finishing the cliche "..... Rest and abide with me now and forever more, amen" I felt something under my foot, it was a scorpion. I killed it instantly leaving the carcass on the floor.

I went straight to the bathroom to lather my face and gummy eye lids, coming back into my room I saw another one creeping on the ground, and I did the needful once again.

I later went to my landlord to show him the pictures, guess what the man said "I will call the carpenter to come check your room".... And I was like what is this one saying... What coherence is between a carpenter and scorpions... gerrara here mehn.

I gave each of them a selfie for Nairaland purpose

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Re: I Killed 2 Scorpions In My Room This Morning by bigeagleeye(m): 2:10pm On Nov 16, 2015
Ensure the third one doesn't go, scorpions walk in threes! wink

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Re: I Killed 2 Scorpions In My Room This Morning by divinehand2003(m): 2:11pm On Nov 16, 2015
Pls prepare to pack out of that room ASAP, maybe the next attack might be a truck load of scorpion in the middle of the night while all men are asleep

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Re: I Killed 2 Scorpions In My Room This Morning by FruityLass: 2:13pm On Nov 16, 2015
undecided

Meaty but not big enough.
If eaten you would be immune to any venom smiley

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Re: I Killed 2 Scorpions In My Room This Morning by sirjohnson(m): 2:18pm On Nov 16, 2015
Holy shiii, ogbeni run for ya life.

But seriously, this specie of scorpions aren't that dangerous. If they bite you, you will only feel very intense pain for about one hour, thats all. But the possibility of having the giants in the same room should not be disregarded.

Lalasticlala, Oluwaseun Temitope Osewa, what do you think?

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Re: I Killed 2 Scorpions In My Room This Morning by menix(m): 2:19pm On Nov 16, 2015
Ur Landlord has got a scorpion farm.

Well the bible said u will step on Scorpions nd won't be hurt, so I am not surprised it did not sting you while u prayed.

Refrigerate the scorpions for preservation nd take it to church nxt sunday for testimony...

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Re: I Killed 2 Scorpions In My Room This Morning by sirjohnson(m): 2:20pm On Nov 16, 2015
FruityLass:
undecided

Meaty but not big enough.
If eaten you would be immune to any venom smiley

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Re: I Killed 2 Scorpions In My Room This Morning by honeygirl17: 2:23pm On Nov 16, 2015
my mtn brought me here

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Re: I Killed 2 Scorpions In My Room This Morning by VickyRotex(f): 2:29pm On Nov 16, 2015
Taiye and Kehinde Scorpions grin

E remain Idowu and Alaba. Op, watch out embarassed

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Re: I Killed 2 Scorpions In My Room This Morning by Nobody: 2:31pm On Nov 16, 2015
how are they entering? dont you have mosquito net on your windows

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Re: I Killed 2 Scorpions In My Room This Morning by Patented: 2:33pm On Nov 16, 2015
fumigate your room and insist on the entire property being fumigated

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Re: I Killed 2 Scorpions In My Room This Morning by ninovandross(m): 2:45pm On Nov 16, 2015
This op they live inside thick forest

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Re: I Killed 2 Scorpions In My Room This Morning by Nobody: 3:02pm On Nov 16, 2015
Meat don land

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Re: I Killed 2 Scorpions In My Room This Morning by saasala(m): 3:27pm On Nov 16, 2015
prettysolid:
how are they entering? dont you have mosquito net on your windows

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Re: I Killed 2 Scorpions In My Room This Morning by saasala(m): 3:27pm On Nov 16, 2015
Patented:
fumigate your room and insist on the entire property being fumigated

Already thought of this... Thanks.
Re: I Killed 2 Scorpions In My Room This Morning by Nobody: 3:46pm On Nov 16, 2015
Bros you try o! shocked

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Re: I Killed 2 Scorpions In My Room This Morning by natasha: 3:53pm On Nov 16, 2015
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Re: I Killed 2 Scorpions In My Room This Morning by juman(m): 4:02pm On Nov 16, 2015
FruityLass:
undecided

Meaty but not big enough.
If eaten you would be immune to any venom smiley

Habah grin

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Re: I Killed 2 Scorpions In My Room This Morning by FruityLass: 4:38pm On Nov 16, 2015
juman:


Habah grin
cheesy

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Re: I Killed 2 Scorpions In My Room This Morning by primeache: 8:15pm On Nov 16, 2015
have you paid your rent?

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Re: I Killed 2 Scorpions In My Room This Morning by Nobody: 10:58pm On Nov 16, 2015
Time to change rooms OP

Maybe ur villagers sent them who knows

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Re: I Killed 2 Scorpions In My Room This Morning by damton(m): 10:54am On Nov 17, 2015
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Re: I Killed 2 Scorpions In My Room This Morning by lasisi69: 10:54am On Nov 17, 2015
End time scorpions

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Re: I Killed 2 Scorpions In My Room This Morning by Kingtim(m): 10:54am On Nov 17, 2015
The guy above me.. Stole my comment

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Re: I Killed 2 Scorpions In My Room This Morning by nurex01(m): 10:55am On Nov 17, 2015
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Re: I Killed 2 Scorpions In My Room This Morning by Guyman02: 10:55am On Nov 17, 2015
I hope that WWF is watching.
Very soon many animals will go extinct on nairaland at the rate wild animals are being killed here.
Last month it was different varieties of snakes, then one guy posted the picture of a baby antelope that his brother wanted to use as supper. Then we had the wild endangered cat specie killed by some students.
If you look below this topic, there is another one that says 'see the snake and monitor lizard that a nairalander killed' sad sad

Yesterday it was a baby bat, the other day it was a lady asking about how to kill all the cockroaches in her house and today na 2 Scorpions una kill.
Tomorrow una go begin kill people dogs and cats if there is no more wild animals to kill
angry angry angry

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Re: I Killed 2 Scorpions In My Room This Morning by helphelp: 10:55am On Nov 17, 2015
Make una dey kill kill una hear
Re: I Killed 2 Scorpions In My Room This Morning by deramarks(f): 10:56am On Nov 17, 2015
bigeagleeye:
Ensure the third one doesn't go, scorpions walk in threes! wink
lol ya wicked sha

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Re: I Killed 2 Scorpions In My Room This Morning by Spaxon(f): 10:56am On Nov 17, 2015
end time
Re: I Killed 2 Scorpions In My Room This Morning by looseweight: 10:56am On Nov 17, 2015
Nairaland is becoming a way of life

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