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Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by abrahambest(m): 8:09pm On Nov 17, 2015

Melahou:
i can challenge you on excel even with my eyes closed

there are things i can do with excel that will amaze you

interesting... Can u mention some?

Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by Nobody: 8:10pm On Nov 17, 2015

Icecomrade:
Lolz

During my interview with a commercial bank in 2008, I stated I know how to use Microsoft word and Excel

I prayed they wouldn't ask me to practicalize like some of the candidates that went in before me.

I learnt on the job afterwards. Right now am a guru.

I don't think I have anyone on Nairaland who can challenge me

[size=14pt]Oh yeah? Dont even go there. They call me Mr "Excel"llent the Excellent IV (The only living guru of Ancient Dahomey and All british Enclaves)[/size]

Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by k1centy: 8:11pm On Nov 17, 2015

Icecomrade:
Lolz

During my interview with a commercial bank in 2008, I stated I know how to use Microsoft word and Excel

I prayed they wouldn't ask me to practicalize like some of the candidates that went in before me.

I learnt on the job afterwards. Right now am a guru.

I don't think I have anyone on Nairaland who can challenge me

I will gladly challenge U my brother.

Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by anonymousmum: 8:12pm On Nov 17, 2015

Melahou:
i can challenge you on excel even with my eyes closed

there are things i can do with excel that will amaze you

Plenty Excel gurus here. I am up for a challenge too. #excelexperthere.

I hope y'all can use VBA, first of all

Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by Nobody: 8:13pm On Nov 17, 2015

End time hot seat!

Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by dacovajnr: 8:13pm On Nov 17, 2015

lasisi69:
Guy, what's up

I'm aiit baami and you?

Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by aprokomanager: 8:14pm On Nov 17, 2015

9niceguy:
Hot seat

very hot one

Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by pharoah7(m): 8:14pm On Nov 17, 2015

when u think you can Run the affairs of the county alone..bubu

Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by lasisi69: 8:14pm On Nov 17, 2015

dacovajnr:
I'm aiit baami and you?

I position

Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by abrahambest(m): 8:15pm On Nov 17, 2015

anonymousmum:
Plenty Excel gurus here. I am up for a challenge too. #excelexperthere.

I hope y'all can use VBA, first of all

CURRENTLY DATA ANALYST/MS EXCEL PROGRAMMER..

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Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by moscyt(m): 8:15pm On Nov 17, 2015

Blackchampion:
Nigga i match u pass 4 those two oooo

abrahambest:
Are u serious? Guru in excel?? Shall we compete

chrisbaba1:
[size=14pt]Oh yeah? Dont even go there. They call me Mr "Excel"llent the Excellent IV (The only living guru of Ancient Dahomey and All british Enclaves)[/size]

anonymousmum:
Plenty Excel gurus here. I am up for a challenge too. #excelexperthere.
I hope y'all can use VBA, first of all

Icecomrade:
Lolz

During my interview with a commercial bank in 2008, I stated I know how to use Microsoft word and Excel

I prayed they wouldn't ask me to practicalize like some of the candidates that went in before me.

I learnt on the job afterwards. Right now am a guru.

I don't think I have anyone on Nairaland who can challenge me

[quote author=k1centy post=40128391]I will gladly challenge U my brother.

with you peeps permission, i will like to give you people a challenge on excel. it should be easy with a little research!

Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by DOCTORDONE: 8:16pm On Nov 17, 2015

Alarm don blow grin

Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by Jumbledwords: 8:17pm On Nov 17, 2015

kestolove95:
I don't excel in excel don't knw why

You did this just for the dual use of the word "excel" eh?

Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by maxti: 8:18pm On Nov 17, 2015

Eyekandi:
Excel is like mathematics to me don't get it most of the time...

Trust me. Excel is as simple as commenting on Nairaland.

Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by Dcaliphate(m): 8:18pm On Nov 17, 2015

Icecomrade:
Lolz

During my interview with a commercial bank in 2008, I stated I know how to use Microsoft word and Excel

I prayed they wouldn't ask me to practicalize like some of the candidates that went in before me.

I learnt on the job afterwards. Right now am a guru.

I don't think I have anyone on Nairaland who can challenge me

think again

Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by mrkings84(m): 8:18pm On Nov 17, 2015

Unfortunate shall..... Check my signature for extra cash this season

Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by bettercreature(m): 8:18pm On Nov 17, 2015

onosprince:
I cant even say end time again because all the end time nairalanders are around, So please pray for Nigeria.

You are very handsome tho

Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by BERNANKE(m): 8:20pm On Nov 17, 2015

Joshua tree

Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by hotnsexy4christ(f): 8:24pm On Nov 17, 2015

Repent brother, Jesus is coming soon,

Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by Probarbie: 8:30pm On Nov 17, 2015

onosprince:
I cant even say end time again because all the end time nairalanders are around, So please pray for Nigeria.

lmao.

Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by Nobody: 8:31pm On Nov 17, 2015

Eyekandi:
Excel is like mathematics to me don't get it most of the time...

come let me make u perfect

Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by Melahou(m): 8:31pm On Nov 17, 2015

anonymousmum:
Plenty Excel gurus here. I am up for a challenge too. #excelexperthere.

I hope y'all can use VBA, first of all

VBA is derived from Visual Basic 6 which was the
most used programming language in the world until it was
phased out when Microsoft introduced .NET
and its associated languages.

VBA is just a basic in excel

Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by Blackchampion(m): 8:33pm On Nov 17, 2015

[quote author=moscyt post=40128586][/quote]Will be waiting with open arms

Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by dabossman(m): 8:36pm On Nov 17, 2015

Lilprincey:
L

For Learner. Are you a learner?

Was smiling on this thread until I got to Mogidi's post. Don't these guys ever give it a rest? Keep your sh*t in the politics section. Lawd.

Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by kelvyn7: 8:41pm On Nov 17, 2015

kestolove95:
I don't excel in excel don't knw why

me too, I don't have power in PowerPoint cheesy

Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by kestolove95(m): 8:44pm On Nov 17, 2015

kelvyn7:
me too, I don't have power in PowerPoint

lol, nd u ar soft in microsoft abi

Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by spicy244(f): 8:44pm On Nov 17, 2015

Not only when you lie on cv but when OP can also be a professional liar ....How come u snapped ur friend during interview

Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by Onyenna(m): 8:44pm On Nov 17, 2015

Mogidi:
This reminds one of Bubu's promises before becoming president and then using propaganda after reality struck.

LOOOooooOOL! You nailed it!!

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Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by harjayi(m): 8:46pm On Nov 17, 2015

Icecomrade:
Lolz

During my interview with a commercial bank in 2008, I stated I know how to use Microsoft word and Excel

I prayed they wouldn't ask me to practicalize like some of the candidates that went in before me.

I learnt on the job afterwards. Right now am a guru.

I don't think I have anyone on Nairaland who can challenge me

For your church mind abi