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NVN (nairaland Verification Number) by lekjons(m): 11:05pm On Nov 17, 2015
If nairalanders're now required to do NVN..

that's when;

"Missbeauty" becomes "Biliki"
"Lovelyn" becomes "Chigozie"
"Barbiecute" becomes "Kudi"
"Richommie" becomes "Abu"
"Cutehector" becomes "Chukwuma"
"Falconey" becomes "Kamoru"


*bolts outta thread*gringrin

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Re: NVN (nairaland Verification Number) by gab264(m): 11:06pm On Nov 17, 2015
lekjons:
Ooh lord what can I do?? since sleep no wan catch me, na eem make I create this useless...........complete am,

continue...(So lord no matter what, grant me 120 comments. 1000 like and zero share .......



Onyaa start saying the sinners prayer.....
Thunder ga agbagbu onye ga a bash mu ebea. iseee isee.


*bolts into thread*gringrin
Op nh sickness nh
Waiting u wan make I say again??
Re: NVN (nairaland Verification Number) by Cutehector(m): 11:07pm On Nov 17, 2015
lekjons:
If nairalanders're now required to do NVN..

that's when;

"Missbeauty" becomes "Biliki"
"Lovelyn" becomes "Chisom"
"Barbiecute" becomes "Kudi"
"Richommie" becomes "Abu"
"Cutehector" becomes "Chukwuma"
"Falconey" becomes "Kamoru"


*bolts outta thread*gringrin
hahahhahahhahhaha funny guy.. I almost laughed my brains out.. Falconey own funny pass grin

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Re: NVN (nairaland Verification Number) by divinehand2003(m): 11:13pm On Nov 17, 2015
Lekjons become ladyF
Re: NVN (nairaland Verification Number) by Nobody: 11:16pm On Nov 17, 2015
Airforce1 becomes Farouk
prettythicksme becomes silifa
Re: NVN (nairaland Verification Number) by IamLEGEND1: 11:18pm On Nov 17, 2015
and MISSPICY becomes Khadija.
Re: NVN (nairaland Verification Number) by Airforce1(m): 11:18pm On Nov 17, 2015
ajixkhid1:
Airforce1 becomes Farouk
prettythicksme becomes silifa
cheesy
Re: NVN (nairaland Verification Number) by Cutehector(m): 11:19pm On Nov 17, 2015
Diddydiva becomes halimatu
Re: NVN (nairaland Verification Number) by Cutehector(m): 11:20pm On Nov 17, 2015
Jenyfah becomes okon grin
Re: NVN (nairaland Verification Number) by Laveda(f): 11:21pm On Nov 17, 2015
I don't get this embarassed

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Re: NVN (nairaland Verification Number) by ipledge10(m): 11:21pm On Nov 17, 2015
StfuareyouGod becomes kabiru

YourMain becomes sekina

Laveda become ofonime tongue cry
Re: NVN (nairaland Verification Number) by Cutehector(m): 11:22pm On Nov 17, 2015
Laveda becomes nwakaego cheesy
Re: NVN (nairaland Verification Number) by Gelengelen: 11:22pm On Nov 17, 2015
farano becomes kafayatu
Re: NVN (nairaland Verification Number) by ipledge10(m): 11:23pm On Nov 17, 2015
Laveda:
I don't get this embarassed
u cant get angry
Re: NVN (nairaland Verification Number) by lekjons(m): 11:23pm On Nov 17, 2015
gab264:
Op nh sickness nh
Waiting u wan make I say again??
you must be very stuppid for changing my post..

i blame Tecno for producing cheap phones..undecided
Re: NVN (nairaland Verification Number) by ipledge10(m): 11:23pm On Nov 17, 2015
Mrsphyno becomes cat (musu)
Re: NVN (nairaland Verification Number) by ClassCaptain(m): 11:24pm On Nov 17, 2015
Dominique becomes Idiyat..
na play I dey oo
Re: NVN (nairaland Verification Number) by obiorathesubtle: 11:25pm On Nov 17, 2015
Estharfabian becomes obiageli
shocked

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Re: NVN (nairaland Verification Number) by Nobody: 11:26pm On Nov 17, 2015
ipledge10:
StfuareyouGod becomes kabiru

YourMain becomes sekina

Laveda become ofonime tongue cry
shocked shocked ipledge becomes olapade grin cheesy
Ggrin becomes Ademola
Prettythicksme becomes sikiratu
Re: NVN (nairaland Verification Number) by Margauxluv(f): 11:26pm On Nov 17, 2015
grin



Ok
Re: NVN (nairaland Verification Number) by Nobody: 11:27pm On Nov 17, 2015
Lol. QatarPlayboy becomes PastorG
oyind17 becomes D
Elantraceey becomes Itohan
who else o? let me think.....
Re: NVN (nairaland Verification Number) by ipledge10(m): 11:29pm On Nov 17, 2015
STFUareyouGod:
shocked shocked ipledge becomes olapade grin cheesy
Ggrin becomes Ademola
Prettythicksme becomes sikiratu
and dz guy i quoted become Ayodeji Gambari
Re: NVN (nairaland Verification Number) by Nobody: 11:31pm On Nov 17, 2015
ipledge10:
and dz guy i quoted become Ayodeji Gambari
you this omo yolobar kiss shocked lipsrsealed
Re: NVN (nairaland Verification Number) by Nobody: 11:31pm On Nov 17, 2015
ipledge10 becomes Yusuff Damilola Agbani
Re: NVN (nairaland Verification Number) by Nobody: 11:32pm On Nov 17, 2015
just look at them...
Re: NVN (nairaland Verification Number) by ipledge10(m): 11:33pm On Nov 17, 2015
MrsPhyno:
ipledge10 becomes Yusuff Damilola Agbani
olodo somebody...ur husband darven is waiting for u tongue
Re: NVN (nairaland Verification Number) by Moz22: 11:34pm On Nov 17, 2015
End time number
Re: NVN (nairaland Verification Number) by Laveda(f): 11:35pm On Nov 17, 2015
ipledge10:
StfuareyouGod becomes kabiru

YourMain becomes sekina

Laveda become ofonime tongue cry
angry cry angry
Re: NVN (nairaland Verification Number) by ipledge10(m): 11:37pm On Nov 17, 2015
STFUareyouGod:
you this omo yolobar kiss shocked lipsrsealed
gambari gaskiya
Re: NVN (nairaland Verification Number) by Laveda(f): 11:40pm On Nov 17, 2015
Cutehector:
Laveda becomes nwakaego cheesy
cheesy
Re: NVN (nairaland Verification Number) by Nobody: 11:40pm On Nov 17, 2015
ipledge10:
gambari gaskiya
Kingtom becomes CIROMA CHUKWUMA ADEKUNLE shocked shocked
Re: NVN (nairaland Verification Number) by ipledge10(m): 11:43pm On Nov 17, 2015
STFUareyouGod:
Kingtom becomes CIROMA CHUKWUMA ADEKUNLE shocked shocked
and LordofTheWeed becomes lekan charley

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