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MrBasketball:
Where are the ladies and girls?

Love Machine:
They have logged out their nl accounts and start viewing it as anonymous so that their profile won't show.

deramarks:
it will only annoy me when itz true but as I know u re just blabbing I'll let u talk to ur fill what I know is #am gettin married a virgin!

Ugomba:
This is one of the most useless posts I have ever seen on frontpage..

Toks2008:
when i read stories like this,i weep inside because even if others dont belive you,i do because i just did a due diligence on you...you registereed this user id on the 1st of november hence the reason for that choice of name.

Bro this is a crazy woerld where no one cares for you,the government does not care,the churchee do not care and nairaland as a forum cares less and maybe if you were on linda ikeji's blog i can bet she will do something about your case.

I weep everyday when i see guys in their 30s wasting away and i shake my head when i see guys and even ladies flood baba ijebu stands to try their luck,many youths have spent thousands playing sports betting yet there is a program i know that people who are involved make N4360 just by getting people to join but nairaland will not allow this system to be advertised because of the myopic mindset of the mods.

Bro please get in tough with seun and ask him to do due diliogence on you and maybe he could help.

Send me a pm and give me your account details..i belive a small amount will help you feed for a day or two and i hope others will follow suit.

Our youths are sufering in silence and it seems nobody cares..please do not think suicide, there is a light at the end of the tunnel.

Reiyvinn:
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Snipes009:
In other news, why this OP tryna spoil market for Gs....? You gon make these babes to sharpen up now.....lol

Ugomba:
This is one of the most useless posts I have ever seen on frontpage..

Love Machine:
We have primary,secondary and tertiary virgin.Which one are you?

Snipes009:
Mothafucka, please do the needful to your existence. Sniper is even mild. I have a fairly good job I can offer but not to a suicidal dumbass like you. Your case isn't the worst in this world. The heck, you're not even in the hospital trying to grab on to life. Keep posting this same message of yours, but remove the suicide part (then people can help you). You're so unimportant to everyone on Nairaland for them to give 2 bleeps about your existence. It's been days you've been posting this and you are yet to even muster the courage to off yourself. Coward!!!

repogirl:
Mr. Hypocrite who deems himself fit to advice females when he is one of those contributing his quota to their vaginal slackening. Please remove the log from your eye first and stop hiding behind the shroud of you gat nuthing to lose, and so you have every right to advice ladies who have everything to lose. Practice what you preach, Oga!

Anyway, instead of peddling your ignorance and mistakening it for actual sense, you should know that nothing short of multiple child births and ageing slackens the vagina.

There are few cases ofcourse where a lady might naturally be Loose down there but its not because she has slept with the whole world. It's just nature.

Read and educate yourself; https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/all-about-sex/201109/the-rare-truth-about-tight-and-loose-women

Finally, Mr master key and padlock, I know for a fact that keys break but can you remind me what's the worst that can happen to a padlock? Maybe that was a very baseless comparison to use in the first place?

Reiyvinn:
Sex is sweet. That sensation of getting an unrivaled outburst of hormones toward your urethral lacuna during an orgasm is priceless.

The intimacy that exists between two lovers during sex can really shut one's senses to reality and make two thinking humans become bred dogs all to earn that invaluable feeling that comes with it.

But,

have you examined the good and harm this practice has done to you?

Firstly, I am not a celibate. I have sex a lot and I'll only stop when I go 6 feet.

I also don't believe in "No sex till marriage" as much I don't believe in "No trial till purchase".

However, I'm emburdened to enlighten Ladies on what happens when they endulge in too much sex while unmarried.

1.) Sex and Love are no synonyms:

Hello? Trying to get into a guys heart through his penis is a sure misfire. Guys are sexual beings and can have sex with a hundred ladies without loving any. If he's loyal to you sexually then it means you taste pretty good, but be sure to remain that good cos any sign of unsavour, he'll begin exploring other means. (tho some are sincerely loyal sha, don't get me wrong)

2.) Success is not an STI/STD (no be Suck-Sex):

I don't know what you were thinking when you opened your legs to that business mogul, oil and gas worker or just an average money maker but just be sure that unless you are an olosho, trying to tap into their success through sex is absolute stupidity.

3.) We have NOTHING to lose:

You heard that right. Guys have nothing to lose. We can continue destroying ladies honeypots as long as that young soldier down there is active.

But you. Your body can get ruined by too much sex. No matter how much you 'maga' us, your body will spoil but we'll still keep making money.

Get it into your skull. You're like padlocks, we're like keys. We open more padlocks, we become master keys. More keys open your padlocks, you become useless.

Pregnancy, abortion, labour, pills bla bla bla are on you, not us, so be careful!

4.) We may marry non-virgins but we won't accept 'boreholes':

Even as we crush, smash and destroy. We know what we want. We may whip lots of oloshos and sugar mummies but when it's time to marry, we won't have a tunnel for a wife, never!

You are somebody's future wife, please play safe with your body.

Ekuse!

depressedsoul:
hello kindly reach me on 09098118289 or nairalandder@gmail.com

Ugomba:
This is one of the most useless posts I have ever seen on frontpage..

Toks2008:
ok i will.

I have studied this country and i have realized that our youths are ready to do the least degrading menial work but even this type of job is hard to find.

Even workers are not paid and state Governors just announced that they can no longer pay 18k minimum wage so what are we talking about?

Bro just pray hard and go out to do any crazy menial job you can do and even if you have to sell stuffs in trafic just do anything legit to earn a living. but please leave the taught of suicide because it will be a waste to suffer on earth and end up in hell...GOD IS ABLE

depressedsoul:
I was born and bred in Lagos Nigeria. i am over 30 but swimming in poverty. i attended a university in Ogun state but i dropped out due to the loss of my mother who happened to be my sponsor back then. My father died before i was 4years old so i had no one to fall back on. I am the only child and life has been so cruel to me. I have no job at hand. My fathers family has taken possession of his property at Agege Lagos because they insist my mother had me for another man due to stories i'm hearing for the first time since my parent's demise. The story of my life is so wide, bitter and depressing. The moral of my epistle is that i need a casual job to survive. I am contemplating suicide at the moment and i almost drank sniper insecticide today. This is my last attempt at survival before i do the needful on my existence. Nairalanders please help me find any legal job be it unskilled labour. I have tried and tried but to no avail. Pardon me for been incoherent. I am a depressed soul waiting to see if my life can have a second chance.

This is not fraud nor scam. if you really want to know how real my story is kindly send me a private message.

Reiyvinn:
Sex is sweet. That sensation of getting an unrivaled outburst of hormones toward your urethral lacuna during an orgasm is priceless.

The intimacy that exists between two lovers during sex can really shut one's senses to reality and make two thinking humans become bred dogs all to earn that invaluable feeling that comes with it.

But,

have you examined the good and harm this practice has done to you?

Firstly, I am not a celibate. I have sex a lot and I'll only stop when I go 6 feet.

I also don't believe in "No sex till marriage" as much I don't believe in "No trial till purchase".

However, I'm emburdened to enlighten Ladies on what happens when they endulge in too much sex while unmarried.

1.) Sex and Love are no synonyms:

Hello? Trying to get into a guys heart through his penis is a sure misfire. Guys are sexual beings and can have sex with a hundred ladies without loving any. If he's loyal to you sexually then it means you taste pretty good, but be sure to remain that good cos any sign of unsavour, he'll begin exploring other means. (tho some are sincerely loyal sha, don't get me wrong)

2.) Success is not an STI/STD (no be Suck-Sex):

I don't know what you were thinking when you opened your legs to that business mogul, oil and gas worker or just an average money maker but just be sure that unless you are an olosho, trying to tap into their success through sex is absolute stupidity.

3.) We have NOTHING to lose:

You heard that right. Guys have nothing to lose. We can continue destroying ladies honeypots as long as that young soldier down there is active.

But you. Your body can get ruined by too much sex. No matter how much you 'maga' us, your body will spoil but we'll still keep making money.

Get it into your skull. You're like padlocks, we're like keys. We open more padlocks, we become master keys. More keys open your padlocks, you become useless.

Pregnancy, abortion, labour, pills bla bla bla are on you, not us, so be careful!

4.) We may marry non-virgins but we won't accept 'boreholes':

Even as we crush, smash and destroy. We know what we want. We may whip lots of oloshos and sugar mummies but when it's time to marry, we won't have a tunnel for a wife, never!

You are somebody's future wife, please play safe with your body.

Ekuse!

Reiyvinn:
Sex is sweet. That sensation of getting an unrivaled outburst of hormones toward your urethral lacuna during an orgasm is priceless.

The intimacy that exists between two lovers during sex can really shut one's senses to reality and make two thinking humans become bred dogs all to earn that invaluable feeling that comes with it.

But,

have you examined the good and harm this practice has done to you?

Firstly, I am not a celibate. I have sex a lot and I'll only stop when I go 6 feet.

I also don't believe in "No sex till marriage" as much I don't believe in "No trial till purchase".

However, I'm emburdened to enlighten Ladies on what happens when they endulge in too much sex while unmarried.

1.) Sex and Love are no synonyms:

Hello? Trying to get into a guys heart through his penis is a sure misfire. Guys are sexual beings and can have sex with a hundred ladies without loving any. If he's loyal to you sexually then it means you taste pretty good, but be sure to remain that good cos any sign of unsavour, he'll begin exploring other means. (tho some are sincerely loyal sha, don't get me wrong)

2.) Success is not an STI/STD (no be Suck-Sex):

I don't know what you were thinking when you opened your legs to that business mogul, oil and gas worker or just an average money maker but just be sure that unless you are an olosho, trying to tap into their success through sex is absolute stupidity.

3.) We have NOTHING to lose:

You heard that right. Guys have nothing to lose. We can continue destroying ladies honeypots as long as that young soldier down there is active.

But you. Your body can get ruined by too much sex. No matter how much you 'maga' us, your body will spoil but we'll still keep making money.

Get it into your skull. You're like padlocks, we're like keys. We open more padlocks, we become master keys. More keys open your padlocks, you become useless.

Pregnancy, abortion, labour, pills bla bla bla are on you, not us, so be careful!

4.) We may marry non-virgins but we won't accept 'boreholes':

Even as we crush, smash and destroy. We know what we want. We may whip lots of oloshos and sugar mummies but when it's time to marry, we won't have a tunnel for a wife, never!

You are somebody's future wife, please play safe with your body.

Ekuse!

ada2604:
swithart u far so special to tink of suicide, if truly u weren't dz strong enof, u won't still b alive dz moment, but u are way much stronger Dan u can imagine, u are a hero. I don't have a solution to ur quest but honestly I have a word for u, still have a little bit of hope, itz just a moment DAT changes tinz not a hr or a day. in between kindly send her a mail aunt_landa@yahoo.com or better still on Facebook Dr Yolanda n. George David, she cud be of great help, stay positive!

deramarks:
it will only annoy me when itz true but as I know u re just blabbing I'll let u talk to ur fill what I know is #am gettin married a virgin!

Kockane:
U still never commit the suicide? It's taking too long o, before these people start thinking you are not serious.

Kockane:
U still never commit the suicide? It's taking too long o, before these people start thinking you are not serious.

deramarks:
it will only annoy me when itz true but as I know u re just blabbing I'll let u talk to ur fill what I know is #am gettin married a virgin!