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Na too much sex and pornography dey worry u..God made mens joystick to be that way cos he knows that it would fit in properly to a decent ladies VJ..But because our ladies of today are so useless and irresponsible..The normal sized joysticks our mothers enjoyed with their husbands no longer satisfies them.All these ladies shouting small joysticks up and down are nothing but whores..I am not mincing words its d truth!!Stop having too much sex they wouldn't hear tomorrow they would put their fraustrations on their innocent husbands thelling him dat he can't satisfy them in bed.End time madness!!.

ladycomfort:
. I really like your comment. The truth is that there is no borehole anywhere, its just that most guys have penis that looks like a thumb. I dislike small penis. Spit

Na too much sex and pornography dey worry u..God made mens joystick to be that way cos he knows that it would fit in properly to a decent ladies VJ..But because our ladies of today are so useless and irresponsible..The normal sized joysticks our mothers enjoyed with their husbands no longer satisfies them.All these ladies shouting small joysticks up and down are nothing but whores..I am not mincing words its d truth!!Stop having too much sex they wouldn't hear tomorrow they would put their fraustrations on their innocent husbands telling him dat he can't satisfy them in bed!Crooked and perverse generation.

ladycomfort:
. I really like your comment. The truth is that there is no borehole anywhere, its just that most guys have penis that looks like a thumb. I dislike small penis. Spit

depressedsoul:
I was born and bred in Lagos Nigeria. i am over 30 but swimming in poverty. i attended a university in Ogun state but i dropped out due to the loss of my mother who happened to be my sponsor back then. My father died before i was 4years old so i had no one to fall back on. I am the only child and life has been so cruel to me. I have no job at hand. My fathers family has taken possession of his property at Agege Lagos because they insist my mother had me for another man due to stories i'm hearing for the first time since my parent's demise. The story of my life is so wide, bitter and depressing. The moral of my epistle is that i need a casual job to survive. I am contemplating suicide at the moment and i almost drank sniper insecticide today. This is my last attempt at survival before i do the needful on my existence. Nairalanders please help me find any legal job be it unskilled labour. I have tried and tried but to no avail. Pardon me for been incoherent. I am a depressed soul waiting to see if my life can have a second chance.

This is not fraud nor scam. if you really want to know how real my story is kindly send me a private message.

my broda God will favour you soon but remember if u commit suicide, u just compounded ur problems cos hell is where suicide go to. and try learning a trade it will go a long way in helping you...

fexyrich:
Na too much sex and pornography dey worry u..God made mens joystick to be that way cos he knows that it would fit in properly to a decent ladies VJ..But because our ladies of today are so useless and irresponsible..The normal sized joysticks our mothers enjoyed with their husbands no longer satisfies them.All these ladies shouting small joysticks up and down are nothing but whores..I am not mincing words its d truth!!Stop having too much sex they wouldn't hear tomorrow they would put their fraustrations on their innocent husbands telling him dat he can't satisfy them in bed!Crooked and perverse generation.

. Hope you are not part of those with small penis. Most guys have small penis. Only a few are gifted. I hate small penis

depressedsoul:
I was born and bred in Lagos Nigeria. i am over 30 but swimming in poverty. i attended a university in Ogun state but i dropped out due to the loss of my mother who happened to be my sponsor back then. My father died before i was 4years old so i had no one to fall back on. I am the only child and life has been so cruel to me. I have no job at hand. My fathers family has taken possession of his property at Agege Lagos because they insist my mother had me for another man due to stories i'm hearing for the first time since my parent's demise. The story of my life is so wide, bitter and depressing. The moral of my epistle is that i need a casual job to survive. I am contemplating suicide at the moment and i almost drank sniper insecticide today. This is my last attempt at survival before i do the needful on my existence. Nairalanders please help me find any legal job be it unskilled labour. I have tried and tried but to no avail. Pardon me for been incoherent. I am a depressed soul waiting to see if my life can have a second chance.

This is not fraud nor scam. if you really want to know how real my story is kindly send me a private message.

Remember bros there r other people in worst situations than you, the blind, the lame, prisoners awaiting death etc they too r all in this same boat of daily survival, take heart look for any odd job conductor, bricklayer etc let honesty be your word no matter the price and you will b amaze how high u will rise.

First let me ask how u manage to get to nairaland?
Tru ur phone? In cafe? Laptop? Whatever means just showed that you are clueless on how to make money here!
My brother, the simple advice I hv for u is that u hv an asset, sell that your fone buy stuffs and start selling,
The good news is that you don't need too many capital to start a biz in Naija! U can turn 100naira to 500naira within 24hrs. If it's common pure water you sell in Lasgidi I'm sure you will sell more than 5bags considering Lasgidi population, for the fact that u can read and write, you can aswell start start home tutor and make good cash. So many opportunities my brother, if u need more info reach me on 08064934353.

depressedsoul:
I was born and bred in Lagos Nigeria. i am over 30 but swimming in poverty. i attended a university in Ogun state but i dropped out due to the loss of my mother who happened to be my sponsor back then. My father died before i was 4years old so i had no one to fall back on. I am the only child and life has been so cruel to me. I have no job at hand. My fathers family has taken possession of his property at Agege Lagos because they insist my mother had me for another man due to stories i'm hearing for the first time since my parent's demise. The story of my life is so wide, bitter and depressing. The moral of my epistle is that i need a casual job to survive. I am contemplating suicide at the moment and i almost drank sniper insecticide today. This is my last attempt at survival before i do the needful on my existence. Nairalanders please help me find any legal job be it unskilled labour. I have tried and tried but to no avail. Pardon me for been incoherent. I am a depressed soul waiting to see if my life can have a second chance.

This is not fraud nor scam. if you really want to know how real my story is kindly send me a private message.

Vivipop:
The TRASH in my waste basket is smelling, i need to empty it.


Truth be told though, too much of everything is bad, men and women.

U no dey try o

ha ha funny thread.end time sex.but girls and guys should learn to be decent sex isn't everything.it should be done right.

Reiyvinn:
Sex is sweet. That sensation of getting an unrivaled outburst of hormones toward your urethral lacuna during an orgasm is priceless.

The intimacy that exists between two lovers during sex can really shut one's senses to reality and make two thinking humans become bred dogs all to earn that invaluable feeling that comes with it.

But,

have you examined the good and harm this practice has done to you?

Firstly, I am not a celibate. I have sex a lot and I'll only stop when I go 6 feet.

I also don't believe in "No sex till marriage" as much I don't believe in "No trial till purchase".

However, I'm emburdened to enlighten Ladies on what happens when they endulge in too much sex while unmarried.

1.) Sex and Love are no synonyms:

Hello? Trying to get into a guys heart through his penis is a sure misfire. Guys are sexual beings and can have sex with a hundred ladies without loving any. If he's loyal to you sexually then it means you taste pretty good, but be sure to remain that good cos any sign of unsavour, he'll begin exploring other means. (tho some are sincerely loyal sha, don't get me wrong)

2.) Success is not an STI/STD (no be Suck-Sex):

I don't know what you were thinking when you opened your legs to that business mogul, oil and gas worker or just an average money maker but just be sure that unless you are an olosho, trying to tap into their success through sex is absolute stupidity.

3.) We have NOTHING to lose:

You heard that right. Guys have nothing to lose. We can continue destroying ladies honeypots as long as that young soldier down there is active.

But you. Your body can get ruined by too much sex. No matter how much you 'maga' us, your body will spoil but we'll still keep making money.

Get it into your skull. You're like padlocks, we're like keys. We open more padlocks, we become master keys. More keys open your padlocks, you become useless.

Pregnancy, abortion, labour, pills bla bla bla are on you, not us, so be careful!

4.) We may marry non-virgins but we won't accept 'boreholes':

Even as we crush, smash and destroy. We know what we want. We may whip lots of oloshos and sugar mummies but when it's time to marry, we won't have a tunnel for a wife, never!

You are somebody's future wife, please play safe with your body.

Ekuse!

What's your own sef?
.
you won't allow pple live their life as they deem fit.

depressedsoul:
I was born and bred in Lagos Nigeria. i am over 30 but swimming in poverty. i attended a university in Ogun state but i dropped out due to the loss of my mother who happened to be my sponsor back then. My father died before i was 4years old so i had no one to fall back on. I am the only child and life has been so cruel to me. I have no job at hand. My fathers family has taken possession of his property at Agege Lagos because they insist my mother had me for another man due to stories i'm hearing for the first time since my parent's demise. The story of my life is so wide, bitter and depressing. The moral of my epistle is that i need a casual job to survive. I am contemplating suicide at the moment and i almost drank sniper insecticide today. This is my last attempt at survival before i do the needful on my existence. Nairalanders please help me find any legal job be it unskilled labour. I have tried and tried but to no avail. Pardon me for been incoherent. I am a depressed soul waiting to see if my life can have a second chance.

This is not fraud nor scam. if you really want to know how real my story is kindly send me a private message.

Dear depressed soul..... If truly you are serious and not a scammer (there are so many out there these days, one can't be too sure), I will advice you as one who has seen, witnessed and heard a lot of things in this world.
Have you ever thought of seeking spiritual help....from the right source oh...not those that will give you today and collect everything you hold dear in 10years.

As you know...(even if you don't want to admit it), the physical is controlled by the spiritual. Thus...nothing happens ordinarily.

For you to come out of all of this....seek divine and God ordained spiritual help.
Walk into any God believing and scripture revealing church....and ask to see the person in charge.

This I know for sure, will solve and change your life for the better.
Remain Strong.

fexyrich:
Na too much sex and pornography dey worry u..God made mens joystick to be that way cos he knows that it would fit in properly to a decent ladies VJ..But because our ladies of today are so useless and irresponsible..The normal sized joysticks our mothers enjoyed with their husbands no longer satisfies them.All these ladies shouting small joysticks up and down are nothing but whores..I am not mincing words its d truth!!Stop having too much sex they wouldn't hear tomorrow they would put their fraustrations on their innocent husbands thelling him dat he can't satisfy them in bed.End time madness!!.

Pls educate yourelf. Lots of sex does not slack the vagina....shettt

Ugomba:
This is one of the most useless posts I have ever seen on frontpage..

Confam Ugomba smh

Bros get your ass up and think of something to do. nobody will ever feel for this write up cus we all got our problem. you think anyone cares if you commit suicide? dont worry oshomole will kill you faster

depressedsoul:
I was born and bred in Lagos Nigeria. i am over 30 but swimming in poverty. i attended a university in Ogun state but i dropped out due to the loss of my mother who happened to be my sponsor back then. My father died before i was 4years old so i had no one to fall back on. I am the only child and life has been so cruel to me. I have no job at hand. My fathers family has taken possession of his property at Agege Lagos because they insist my mother had me for another man due to stories i'm hearing for the first time since my parent's demise. The story of my life is so wide, bitter and depressing. The moral of my epistle is that i need a casual job to survive. I am contemplating suicide at the moment and i almost drank sniper insecticide today. This is my last attempt at survival before i do the needful on my existence. Nairalanders please help me find any legal job be it unskilled labour. I have tried and tried but to no avail. Pardon me for been incoherent. I am a depressed soul waiting to see if my life can have a second chance.

This is not fraud nor scam. if you really want to know how real my story is kindly send me a private message.

because u re a man, then ds justifies ur reason for too much sex?? Who told you you've got nothin to lose?? Wat abt diseases! Wat bt d spiritual aspect of it? U think all d ladies u sleep wth re all human? Y do u think some men toil nd toil nd never mke it? Point of correction dear, u ve got evrything to lose, UR SELF and UR LIFE.
Truth be told both partIes hs got evrythn to lose, God almighty kws y he asked us to avoid premarital sex.(See 1cor 2:10)
Just do the right thing. In all u do , think and ask yourself if Christ will appreciate ur actions . I rest my case.

Stay clear of sex if you are not legally married.

Ugomba:
This is one of the most useless posts I have ever seen on frontpage..

i agree wif u!

sophietosyneabou:
2 b candid,d post isn't useless..it is jus to advice us females..expecially dose dat fall as victims..d post cn change a lyf 4 d better,its jus d bitter truth

Thank you for knowing the truth

depressedsoul:
I was born and bred in Lagos Nigeria. i am over 30 but swimming in poverty. i attended a university in Ogun state but i dropped out due to the loss of my mother who happened to be my sponsor back then. My father died before i was 4years old so i had no one to fall back on. I am the only child and life has been so cruel to me. I have no job at hand. My fathers family has taken possession of his property at Agege Lagos because they insist my mother had me for another man due to stories i'm hearing for the first time since my parent's demise. The story of my life is so wide, bitter and depressing. The moral of my epistle is that i need a casual job to survive. I am contemplating suicide at the moment and i almost drank sniper insecticide today. This is my last attempt at survival before i do the needful on my existence. Nairalanders please help me find any legal job be it unskilled labour. I have tried and tried but to no avail. Pardon me for been incoherent. I am a depressed soul waiting to see if my life can have a second chance.

This is not fraud nor scam. if you really want to know how real my story is kindly send me a private message.

what you need right now is not a "job," you need "JESUS."

Love Machine:
I have celebate for 8years without sex and i no die.

Sharap u r a Damn virgin no dey lie comot 8yrs from ur age naa wetin remain?.... I rest my case......

The base line is SAY NO TO PRE-MARITAL SEX. Remember condom isn't 100% safe. Both male and female, u've got everything to lose. STIs are real. Keep f ucking around and come down wt HIV or hepatitis or syphilis etc and say u've got nothing to lose.
But truth be told ladies av more to lose as a result of pre-marital sex, what wt d risk of unwanted pregnancies, abortions wc comes wt the risk to life, STDs, and if u're a religious person, sinning against ur God, etc. But some pple will still come around to say virginity is overrated, continue letting every irresponsible guy like the OP who claims to be a bf use u and come back to say virginity is overrated.

depressedsoul:
I was born and bred in Lagos Nigeria. i am over 30 but swimming in poverty.

Get a life jacket, bro (no offence)

deramarks:
Eh hen! Good tin I heard diz now so nobody will blame me for not wanting to have sex till I marry, because no mata d amount of break ups I get. I won't let any man slide in till I wear the white gown nd whn. I do that I'll only prefer one type of *u know what,

Can you boldly swear that you've not been fuccking?

lepasharon:
Pls educate yourelf. Lots of sex does not slack the vagina....shettt

What slacks the vagina then?

depressedsoul:
I was born and bred in Lagos Nigeria. i am over 30 but swimming in poverty. i attended a university in Ogun state but i dropped out due to the loss of my mother who happened to be my sponsor back then. My father died before i was 4years old so i had no one to fall back on. I am the only child and life has been so cruel to me. I have no job at hand. My fathers family has taken possession of his property at Agege Lagos because they insist my mother had me for another man due to stories i'm hearing for the first time since my parent's demise. The story of my life is so wide, bitter and depressing. The moral of my epistle is that i need a casual job to survive. I am contemplating suicide at the moment and i almost drank sniper insecticide today. This is my last attempt at survival before i do the needful on my existence. Nairalanders please help me find any legal job be it unskilled labour. I have tried and tried but to no avail. Pardon me for been incoherent. I am a depressed soul waiting to see if my life can have a second chance.

This is not fraud nor scam. if you really want to know how real my story is kindly send me a private message.

Read your story and I was touched!!! Everyone has their stories also dear...Everyone has problems that make them not to sleep at nights, to cry profusely when no one is around them...My story may not be as deep as yours!!!! but I feel your pain...Please do not kill yourself!!! Don't ever even think of it again!!! When there is life; there's hope!!! that is what has kept me going till today...Always put a smile on your face no matter what you going tru...it gets your foes confused!!! You are alive for a purpose and trust me you will fulfill that purpose in life!!! it might look like tins aren't just working out now...But the end of it will be celebration...
Just keep worshipping God and believe in him!!! You will end well...
copied your number if you don't mind...when I have something, I will send to you...so be expecting my call...
My Secret that has kept me going till tomorrow is Being Happy!!! Will talk to my few friends in the NGO field and get back to you!!!
All will be well!!! " There's Light at the end of that dark tunnel"... Don't give up yet!! * bighug #

ladycomfort:
. Hope you are not part of those with small penis. Most guys have small penis. Only a few are gifted. I hate small penis

That is what he was talking about. Those diccks you referred to as 'small' were the normal ones our mothers were enjoying sex to the fullest with our fathers, but you see, today because of how loose some of you girls are, the said 'normal diccks' are now rated 'small'. I've big one sha incase you need my services.

CassaBooBoo:
Read your story and I was touched!!! Everyone has their stories also dear...Everyone has problems that make them not to sleep at nights, to cry profusely when no one is around them...My story may not be as deep as yours!!!! but I feel your pain...Please do not kill yourself!!! Don't ever even think of it again!!! When there is life; there's hope!!! that is what has kept me going till today...Always put a smile on your face no matter what you going tru...it gets your foes confused!!! You are alive for a purpose and trust me you will fulfill that purpose in life!!! it might look like tins aren't just working out now...But the end of it will be celebration...
Just keep worshipping God and believe in him!!! You will end well...
copied your number if you don't mind...when I have something, I will send to you...so be expecting my call...
My Secret that has kept me going till tomorrow is Being Happy!!! Will talk to my few friends in the NGO field and get back to you!!!
All will be well!!! " There's Light at the end of that dark tunnel"... Don't give up yet!! * bighug #

Thank u

permanentgrace:
That is what he was talking about. Those diccks you referred to as 'small' were the normal ones our mothers were enjoying sex to the fullest with our fathers, but you see, today because of how loose some of you girls are, the said 'normal diccks' are now rated 'small'. I've big one sha incase you need my services.

. Yes if you can pay me well. ,,

ladies be claiming sex doesnt wide their punna,it can tight any size of deek
what then slackens it

permanentgrace:
Can you boldly swear that you've not been fuccking?

yes I wud only if u wud also swear dat u re so sure I have been.

Vivipop:
The TRASH in my waste basket is smelling, i need to empty it.


Truth be told though, too much of everything is bad, men and women.

too bad for the women only.

depressedsoul:
I was born and bred in Lagos Nigeria. i am over 30 but swimming in poverty. i attended a university in Ogun state but i dropped out due to the loss of my mother who happened to be my sponsor back then. My father died before i was 4years old so i had no one to fall back on. I am the only child and life has been so cruel to me. I have no job at hand. My fathers family has taken possession of his property at Agege Lagos because they insist my mother had me for another man due to stories i'm hearing for the first time since my parent's demise. The story of my life is so wide, bitter and depressing. The moral of my epistle is that i need a casual job to survive. I am contemplating suicide at the moment and i almost drank sniper insecticide today. This is my last attempt at survival before i do the needful on my existence. Nairalanders please help me find any legal job be it unskilled labour. I have tried and tried but to no avail. Pardon me for been incoherent. I am a depressed soul waiting to see if my life can have a second chance.

This is not fraud nor scam. if you really want to know how real my story is kindly send me a private message.

Pls do not give up on life so soon, I know life can be hard. But just be patient a little longer, help will soon come your way. These are times I wish I could render some help, but I'm still schooling.
Pls don't terminate your life, it's not worth it, your current situation is a prove to the fact that you've got a great destiny, and no one can stop you except yourself.
The universe have heard your cry for help, help is on the way, just don't sniff life outta yourself pls ...

ladycomfort:
. Yes if you can pay me well. Contact me via florenceflower18@gmail.com

Who pays who? The one who is in need of 'big dicck' to satisfy herself or the one who has 'big dicck' and ready to use it and satisfy the needy?