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The Witness by otswag(op): 8:34am On Jun 28, 2015
Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realise you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.' The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence attorney?' She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.' The defence attorney nearly died. The judge asked both counsellors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.

Re: The Witness by Nobody: 7:33pm On Nov 26, 2015
otswag:
Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realise you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.' The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence attorney?' She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.' The defence attorney nearly died. The judge asked both counsellors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.
Hello, please I was doing a research on diabetes and I came across your topic on it, can I ask some questions ?
Re: The Witness by otswag(op): 9:12pm On Nov 26, 2015
Eyekandi:
Hello, please I was doing a research on diabetes and I came across your topic on it, can I ask some questions ?
okay! Yes you can. What do you want to know?
Re: The Witness by Nobody:
otswag:
okay! Yes you can. What do you want to know?
Re: The Witness by otswag(op): 1:54pm On Nov 27, 2015
Eyekandi:
Thanks.
I did a suger test, the one using the finger prick, and the lady said its a 100, that its not a problem but its heading there,,,, tho I'm waiting for the urinalysis test, I feel I should change my diet for now...

So I read ur topic which was informative but I'd appreciate if you can shed more light and give more advice on how to reduce my suger level


I don't take much suger,I'm very slim hoping to add healthy weight but I eat much of carbs...rice, bread etc .

Sorry for the epistle.
well, i have a few questions first: how old are you? Was the sugar test you did a fasting blood sugar( you did the test in the morning having not eaten anything for at least 8hrs) or a random blood sugar (You had eaten something before taking the test)? Dou You have a history of diabetes in your family? If you prefer another Platform for this, u can reply via my Email.
Re: The Witness by Nobody: 2:03pm On Nov 27, 2015
otswag:
well, i have a few questions first: how old are you? Was the sugar test you did a fasting blood sugar( you did the test in the morning having not eaten anything for at least 8hrs) or a random blood sugar (You had eaten something before taking the test)? Dou You have a history of diabetes in your family? If you prefer another Platform for this, u can reply via my Email.
Are u on any chat platform,,, my email is faulty
Re: The Witness by otswag(op):
Eyekandi:
Are u on any chat platform,,, my email is faulty
Thats my bbm pin
Re: The Witness by Nobody: 2:32pm On Nov 27, 2015
otswag:
7f78e13b. Thats my bbm pin
Ok, I got it.
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Re: The Witness by PASCALSILVA(m): 1:17pm On Nov 28, 2015
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