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sittin down nd tinkin abou wah happened todai,ive com to realise dah d Nigerian army is indeed useless nd should not b off existence.after livin ma hme wif ma newly made hair dah made me luk lyk abiku,boarded a keke on our way a luxurious overtakes us lots of water been poured on us bfr i realise wah was goin on d second luxurious came nd still poured lpts pf water on us inside d keke.dis tym it wasn't just d water buh wif d five hand(waka).wit d anger in me ah dah moment i took ma hand out nd did d five hand(waka).d second luxurious stopped lots of soldiers came towards d keke i was in wif guns nd koboko as if we were thieves.tryin to question one of dem as to why dey poured us water onli fr d soldier threatening to slap me nd all dah,thankGod m wif an elderly woman if nt he will hav slapped me tryin to explain tins to d soldier buh he was just talkin nonsense i had to kip quiet nd let d fool rant.after he finished he ended up sayin m nt even beautiful...... lyk criously i dont tink we should hav d arm force here in naija if all dey knw is to bully innocent citizens. i tink dey can neca defeat d boko boiz if dey continue lyk dis i wish dey could all b kille.soldiers ar bunch of animals wif no head

icym241:
sittin down nd tinkin abou wah happened todai,ive com to realise dah d Nigerian army is indeed useless nd should not b off existence.after livin ma hme wif ma newly made hair dah made me luk lyk abiku,boarded a keke on our way a luxurious overtakes us lots of water been poured on us bfr i realise wah was goin on d second luxurious came nd still poured lpts pf water on us inside d keke.dis tym it wasn't just d water buh wif d five hand(waka).wit d anger in me ah dah moment i took ma hand out nd did d five hand(waka).d second luxurious stopped lots of soldiers came towards d keke i was in wif guns nd koboko as if we were thieves.tryin to question one of dem as to why dey poured us water onli fr d soldier threatening to slap me nd all dah,thankGod m wif an elderly woman if nt he will hav slapped me tryin to explain tins to d soldier buh he was just talkin nonsense i had to kip quiet nd let d fool rant.after he finished he ended up sayin m nt even beautiful...... lyk criously i dont tink we should hav d arm force here in naija if all dey knw is to bully innocent citizens. i tink dey can neca defeat d boko boiz if dey continue lyk dis i wish dey could all b kille.soldiers ar bunch of animals wif no head

in romance section.... With english absent? I don die!!!!!!!

Can someone tell me what language the op is writing with?

madam, u need to go back, look for that soldier and beg him to slap you. that slap will reset u back to default. atleast it will make u write well. then we will adress the main issue

op on a more serious note...



Are u really not beautiful ?

icym241:
sittin down nd tinkin abou wah happened todai,ive com to realise dah d Nigerian army is indeed useless nd should not b off existence.after livin ma hme wif ma newly made hair dah made me luk lyk abiku,boarded a keke on our way a luxurious overtakes us lots of water been poured on us bfr i realise wah was goin on d second luxurious came nd still poured lpts pf water on us inside d keke.dis tym it wasn't just d water buh wif d five hand(waka).wit d anger in me ah dah moment i took ma hand out nd did d five hand(waka).d second luxurious stopped lots of soldiers came towards d keke i was in wif guns nd koboko as if we were thieves.tryin to question one of dem as to why dey poured us water onli fr d soldier threatening to slap me nd all dah,thankGod m wif an elderly woman if nt he will hav slapped me tryin to explain tins to d soldier buh he was just talkin nonsense i had to kip quiet nd let d fool rant.after he finished he ended up sayin m nt even beautiful...... lyk criously i dont tink we should hav d arm force here in naija if all dey knw is to bully innocent citizens. i tink dey can neca defeat d boko boiz if dey continue lyk dis i wish dey could all b kille.soldiers ar bunch of animals wif no head

it is d fringe benefit of being in d military; to brutalise and Mob citizens!!! That why dey Join, and that's why we can nvr get it right!

Sister, no offense
You wogly (wowo +ugly)

awwww sweerie, pele.
I can even see from what you typed that your hand is still shaking sef.
sowie jawe. don't mind dem soja boys.

icym241:
sittin down nd tinkin abou wah happened todai,ive com to realise dah d Nigerian army is indeed useless nd should not b off existence.after livin ma hme wif ma newly made hair dah made me luk lyk abiku,boarded a keke on our way a luxurious overtakes us lots of water been poured on us bfr i realise wah was goin on d second luxurious came nd still poured lpts pf water on us inside d keke.dis tym it wasn't just d water buh wif d five hand(waka).wit d anger in me ah dah moment i took ma hand out nd did d five hand(waka).d second luxurious stopped lots of soldiers came towards d keke i was in wif guns nd koboko as if we were thieves.tryin to question one of dem as to why dey poured us water onli fr d soldier threatening to slap me nd all dah,thankGod m wif an elderly woman if nt he will hav slapped me tryin to explain tins to d soldier buh he was just talkin nonsense i had to kip quiet nd let d fool rant.after he finished he ended up sayin m nt even beautiful...... lyk criously i dont tink we should hav d arm force here in naija if all dey knw is to bully innocent citizens. i tink dey can neca defeat d boko boiz if dey continue lyk dis i wish dey could all b kille.soldiers ar bunch of animals wif no head

I bet you are using Nokia c1

faith551:
Can someone tell me what language the op is writing with?

[color=#CD1076]Laughing so hard ...it's espanol [/color]

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Laughing so hard ...it's espanol [/color]

LOL, so you mean you can understand what she's talking about?

Laitesmart:
in romance section.... With english absent? I don die!!!!!!!

idiot good fr nofin son of a bitch...we all make mistakes....nd if u don't understand shoet forms go Bleep urself

Laitesmart:
in romance section.... With english absent? I don die!!!!!!!

idiot good fr nofin son of a bitch...we all make mistakes....nd if u don't understand short forms go Bleep urself

obum88:
I bet you are using Nokia c1

noo m usin nokia 3310 stupid goat

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Laughing so hard ...it's espanol [/color]

retarded bitch

Freshboi:
Sister, no offense You wogly (wowo +ugly)

smelly lookin dog even ur future wife no go eva fyn reach me no mata d mak up

Laitesmart:
in romance section.... With english absent? I don die!!!!!!!

mumu u dey feel u to sabi na una type dem dey quick kill

[quote author=IamLEGEND1 post=40530423][/quote]i knw u didnt go to skool nd u want som1 to spell tins out fr u

faith551:
Can someone tell me what language the op is writing with?

swahili

icym241:
swahili

That's the second language someone is insinuating the op is writing with.
The language might be alien tho

faith551:
That's the second language someone is insinuating the op is writing with.
The language might be alien tho

nw i bliv all nairalanders are small kids jeez its beta i belong to naija pals mumu m sure u knw wah i wrote der buh due to foolishness,u choose to follow d flock of unrepentant smelly monkeys.

icym241:
i knw u didnt go to skool nd u want som1 to spell tins out fr u

I'm feeling so emotionally vulnerable right now & you still insult me?.....OMG I'm so sad right now.

IamLEGEND1:
I'm feeling so emotionally vulnerable right now & you still insult me?.....OMG I'm so sad right now.

pls commit suicide atleast plate go reduce fr ya mama hous

icym241:
pls commit suicide atleast plate go reduce fr ya mama hous

How can u be so heartless ?

I'm having an emotional breakdown here!!

icym241:
nw i bliv all nairalanders are small kids jeez its beta i belong to naija pals mumu m sure u knw wah i wrote der buh due to foolishness,u choose to follow d flock of unrepentant smelly monkeys.

u type like an illeterate, i wonder why d soldiers choose to slap u instead of giving u a shot, will would have been having a fool less on earth now

IamLEGEND1:
How can u be so heartless ?

I'm having an emotional breakdown here!!

ooh switty ill luv to say sry buh ahnn ahhnnn d last tym i checked,u nd d stupid kids on nairaland were tryin to mak fun of deir God forsaken self nt me.u neva thought ill feel bad.....pls ehn if u lyk hav a mental brk down its none of ma biz

Johnnoah1st:
u type like an illeterate, i wonder why d soldiers choose to slap u instead of giving u a shot, will would have been having a fool less on earth now

its illiterate big slowpoke he threatened to slap me nt dah he did it stupid northern cow

icym241:
sittin down nd tinkin abou wah happened todai,ive com to realise dah d Nigerian army is indeed useless nd should not b off existence.after livin ma hme wif ma newly made hair dah made me luk lyk abiku,boarded a keke on our way a luxurious overtakes us lots of water been poured on us bfr i realise wah was goin on d second luxurious came nd still poured lpts pf water on us inside d keke.dis tym it wasn't just d water buh wif d five hand(waka).wit d anger in me ah dah moment i took ma hand out nd did d five hand(waka).d second luxurious stopped lots of soldiers came towards d keke i was in wif guns nd koboko as if we were thieves.tryin to question one of dem as to why dey poured us water onli fr d soldier threatening to slap me nd all dah,thankGod m wif an elderly woman if nt he will hav slapped me tryin to explain tins to d soldier buh he was just talkin nonsense i had to kip quiet nd let d fool rant.after he finished he ended up sayin m nt even beautiful...... lyk criously i dont tink we should hav d arm force here in naija if all dey knw is to bully innocent citizens. i tink dey can neca defeat d boko boiz if dey continue lyk dis i wish dey could all b kille.soldiers ar bunch of animals wif no head

..no comma, fulllstop or paarahgraph an then u complain police flog u?.....are u lightskin?(no ofeennse)

icym241:
its illiterate big slowpoke he threatened to slap me nt dah he did it stupid northern cow

mere threaten? d soldier is a big idiot and deserve to be sacked, he had an opportunity to reduced d fools on earth but decided to threathen u wit a slap when u supposed to be shot not even wit a gun but with an amoured tank .

icym241:
nw i bliv all nairalanders are small kids jeez its beta i belong to naija pals mumu m sure u knw wah i wrote der buh due to foolishness,u choose to follow d flock of unrepentant smelly monkeys.

And you should be better?

icym241:
ooh switty ill luv to say sry buh ahnn ahhnnn d last tym i checked,u nd d stupid kids on nairaland were tryin to mak fun of deir God forsaken self nt me.u neva thought ill feel bad.....pls ehn if u lyk hav a mental brk down its none of ma biz

I see you're suffering from a typical case of twitchy fingers. no worries though...... it'll pass.