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Ten Types Of People You Will See At A "Baba Ijebu" Kiosk by HrmOlolade(op): 8:36am On Nov 30, 2015
If you are a baba ijebu player you will agree with
me that below are the categories of people you
will definitely meet there.

1. The Statisticians
They are usually seen every at Baba Ijebu shops
doing statistics. From their statistics, you will
see that these categories of people are far
better than university students who bagged first
cla$$ in statistics. However, they will analyze
predictable numbers in such a way that you will
keep wondering why they didn’t go for Maths
and Stats rather than wasting their talents at
Baba Ijebu shops

2. The Dreamers
These ones are synonymous to Joseph, the
dreamer, in the Bible. These ones normally see
revelation at midnight of how God showed to
them the 3-direct or 2-sure that will drop that
day

3. The History tellers
They are very easy to spot. You will see them
telling stories of their friends who bought Range
Rover 2015 model from Baba Ijebu winnings.
They will further stress that their greatest regret
is that they were actually the ones that forecast
the numbers for their friends but the emptiness
of their pockets that day prevented them from
playing the game, if not they ought to have
owned a house and exotic cars

4. Share Collectors
This is the category I belong. Yes you heard me
right . These ones are always at every Baba
Ijebu shop, seeking for who just hit a jackpot so
they can collect their own share of the money.
We are always hovering at Baba Ijebu shops
looking for our share from winners

5. Those Charging their Phones
As small as Baba Ijebu shops are, you will still
see customers squeeze themselves like
prisoners, hence, charging their phone

6. The Noise Makers
They always creating argumentative scenes,
which later results to a fight/duel. They will
blame their ill luck of winning on GEJ

7. Those looking Unkempt
Obviously, the larger percent of people you will
meet at every Baba Ijebu shops are always
unkempt. You will always see them looking
frustrated like someone whose wife was
snatched

8. The T. B Joshuas’
This is the right name to call these categories of
people. They are always there to convince other
people not to play a particular number. They will
further add that they know so much about Baba
Ijebu and they know how he interchanges
numbers

9. The Sympathizers
These ones are there to sympathize with those
who lost their gamble.

10. Feel free to add the last one
Re: Ten Types Of People You Will See At A "Baba Ijebu" Kiosk by zinachidi(m): 8:49am On Nov 30, 2015
what is baba ijebu?grin
Re: Ten Types Of People You Will See At A "Baba Ijebu" Kiosk by menix(m): 8:52am On Nov 30, 2015
The passerby, for shame of being seen in a baba Ijebu shop, they take there time walking pass any Baba Ijebu shop inorder to see the 'sure numbers' the kiosk must ve displayed as winning numbers.

Some even feign phone calls infront of such kiosk forming international call whereas the phone sim port is bad.

After gathering those numbers he sends one small boy to go nd play his preferred numbers..
His quick to blame his Loss on a particular kiosk..

This type of Baba Ijebu guyz can also be called the END TIME players..
Re: Ten Types Of People You Will See At A "Baba Ijebu" Kiosk by Akposkool(m): 8:52am On Nov 30, 2015
Those that can argue anything from football to politics to ashawo. They are mostly dreamers always telling you today is their day.
You will also find those that argue about other peoples wealth. Who is richer.
Also the wizkid and davido fans
Re: Ten Types Of People You Will See At A "Baba Ijebu" Kiosk by menix(m): 8:54am On Nov 30, 2015
zinachidi:
what is baba ijebu?grin
It's a new Licensed Commercial Bank..
Re: Ten Types Of People You Will See At A "Baba Ijebu" Kiosk by tafabaloo(m): 9:20am On Nov 30, 2015
Kk
Re: Ten Types Of People You Will See At A "Baba Ijebu" Kiosk by Sanuzi(m): 9:31am On Nov 30, 2015
NA WAOH. SEE RESULT OF JOBLESSNESSS
HrmOlolade:
If you are a baba ijebu player you will agree with
me that below are the categories of people you
will definitely meet there.

1. The Statisticians
They are usually seen every at Baba Ijebu shops
doing statistics. From their statistics, you will
see that these categories of people are far
better than university students who bagged first
cla$$ in statistics. However, they will analyze
predictable numbers in such a way that you will
keep wondering why they didn’t go for Maths
and Stats rather than wasting their talents at
Baba Ijebu shops

2. The Dreamers
These ones are synonymous to Joseph, the
dreamer, in the Bible. These ones normally see
revelation at midnight of how God showed to
them the 3-direct or 2-sure that will drop that
day

3. The History tellers
They are very easy to spot. You will see them
telling stories of their friends who bought Range
Rover 2015 model from Baba Ijebu winnings.
They will further stress that their greatest regret
is that they were actually the ones that forecast
the numbers for their friends but the emptiness
of their pockets that day prevented them from
playing the game, if not they ought to have
owned a house and exotic cars

4. Share Collectors
This is the category I belong. Yes you heard me
right . These ones are always at every Baba
Ijebu shop, seeking for who just hit a jackpot so
they can collect their own share of the money.
We are always hovering at Baba Ijebu shops
looking for our share from winners

5. Those Charging their Phones
As small as Baba Ijebu shops are, you will still
see customers squeeze themselves like
prisoners, hence, charging their phone

6. The Noise Makers
They always creating argumentative scenes,
which later results to a fight/duel. They will
blame their ill luck of winning on GEJ

7. Those looking Unkempt
Obviously, the larger percent of people you will
meet at every Baba Ijebu shops are always
unkempt. You will always see them looking
frustrated like someone whose wife was
snatched

8. The T. B Joshuas’
This is the right name to call these categories of
people. They are always there to convince other
people not to play a particular number. They will
further add that they know so much about Baba
Ijebu and they know how he interchanges
numbers

9. The Sympathizers
These ones are there to sympathize with those
who lost their gamble.

10. Feel free to add the last one
Re: Ten Types Of People You Will See At A "Baba Ijebu" Kiosk by Nobody: 9:32am On Nov 30, 2015
But I still don't get how people do these things.

Baba ijebu be growing fat and his customers be going slim. Dem no dey reason am?
Re: Ten Types Of People You Will See At A "Baba Ijebu" Kiosk by LOC1(m): 11:07am On Nov 30, 2015
I dont really fancy it but I have lived with a couple of people who will do anything to win a game. The act that shocked me most was when I realised that, they (the player) would go and meet insane persons to get two or three numbers that could enable them win.
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