Here are the characteristics of prostitutes and ways to spot them

1. They usually make-up in the evening

I trust that I'm not the one that has observed this. They will get dressed in the evening, you will see them apply excessive make-ups looking like Mickey Mouse; and wear perfumes that will be oozing from 100 kilometres away. The next time you will see them is 5am, the next morning, when they are sneaking into the compound. However, they are always going to work when others are returning back. That is one of the ways to spot them

2. They usually chew bubble gum loudly

By the way some ladies chew bubble gum, you could probably tell that are into prostitution. They chew bubble gum flirtaciously and audibly and will be speaking Pidgin fluently

3. They receive calls, every now and then

Many of them use expensive phones. They might be using four phones that will have all the Mobile networks in Nigeria. For example, MTN line will be in their Android fone; Zain line will be in their Blackberry fone; Etisalat line will be in their Samsung; and Glo line will be in their Nokia. They will are glued to their phone surfing the web and receiving calls at regular intervals

4. They barely relate with neighbours

Another way to spot them is that they are somewhat isolated and barely relate with their neighbours. You won't even know what they are into

5. They usually wear waist chain and anklets

I don't know for other countries, but from my perspective as a Nigerian, ladies who wear anklets and waist chains are somewhat prostitutes or runs babes (though there are execptions). You will see them on okada flashing their waist chain to attract interested "chairmen". I know that some people will say that, OP, I wear all these things yet I'm not a prostitute. Well, you may be an exception sha

6. Their male visitors always come with cars

When a man visits them, be rest assure that he must have a car parked outside. Them no dey roll with broke boys

7. They dress immorally and irresponsibly

Some of them go carry dia yeye dressing come church of God just to confused annoited men of God. In my church, ushers are instructed never to allow ladies dressed immorally to occupy the front seat. However, some of them will dress irresponsibly and will be bent on occupying the front seat. This is to throw the annointed pastor into a state of confusion

8. They barely cook

I have lived with quite a few of them so I know what I'm talking about. Prostitutes are usually lazy when it comes to cooking, hence, they are regular patronizers of Mr Biggs, Mr. Fans, Sweet Sensation, etc


9. They discuss about men and money

As marriage no dey dia agenda, na to dey discuss about men and money sure pass. Some of them are not hard to bleep as you think. Some of dem fit make mouth wella, but don't be surprised that with just N1,000, you will get them laid

10. They bear different names

They give different names to different chairmen. A man may come visiting today and will ask the neighbours that he's looking for Tracy; tomorrow, another visitor and will say he's looking for Sandra, and vice versa

Feel free to add yours


I drop my pen at this point


Original writer: Tosyne2much

wristbangle:

tosyne2much:
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prettythicksme:
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww Tosin!!! i am guilty of no4&8!! especially no4,i barely associate
myself with pple offline cos i hate shittss!!So u mean i'm a prostitu.....??

adeh39:
I do 3,4,5, 8

Does that means that I'm a prostitute?

Do you still need the Lord to tell you the glaring truth?

kinglekan:



Do you still need the Lord to tell you the glaring truth?

kinglekan:



Do you still need the Lord to tell you the glaring truth?

Oga Ade face your front joor

adeh39:




Oga Ade face your front joor

Olosho

kinglekan:



Olosho