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| My Gf's Love For Cucumber Dis Days......... by jonaifame22(op): 7:44pm On Dec 05, 2015 |
Seriously dis things got me crackn, my gf is not one to fall in love wth cucumber, normally most times when she's sent on an errand to the market she normally calls me and we go together, and in the market I normally buy her apple among many fruits cos she's the apple of my eyes, wheneva I want to buy cumcumber in additon to the fruit she'll decline saying she doesn't eat cumcumber and so therefore she doesn't like it, Buh dis days being that she's still on the 70 days fastn In her church by her pastor for all the members which is already nearing completion by next week we've not had sex for 2 months now, wheneva she ask me to come over to her place she always ask me to come wth a cucumber that she jus likes to hold it that it reminds her of something abt me,dis is very serious I jus hope my GF doesn't get obsessed wth cucumbers over me, cos I can't share my GF with a fruit |
| Re: My Gf's Love For Cucumber Dis Days......... by Nobody: 7:48pm On Dec 05, 2015 |
[color=#000050]No one gives a fvck whether your girlfriend loves cucumber or not or whether she uses it to please herself since obviously, you are a dickless motherfcvker. We don't give a fvck about your personal inadequacies and inconsequential tales.[/color] 5 Likes |
| Re: My Gf's Love For Cucumber Dis Days......... by Nobody: 7:52pm On Dec 05, 2015 |
Your g.f has upgraded from candles.  |
| Re: My Gf's Love For Cucumber Dis Days......... by jonaifame22(op): 7:52pm On Dec 05, 2015 |
SameMissclassy:I can see that u're pained hence venting ur frustration,I gat some thing for, use dis and get rid of year self thank u 5 Likes
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| Re: My Gf's Love For Cucumber Dis Days......... by oloyede252(m): 7:56pm On Dec 05, 2015 |
SameMissclassy:why you angry ontop op matter. |
| Re: My Gf's Love For Cucumber Dis Days......... by jonaifame22(op): 7:58pm On Dec 05, 2015 |
PushMusic: |
| Re: My Gf's Love For Cucumber Dis Days......... by Nobody: 7:59pm On Dec 05, 2015 |
jonaifame22:[color=#000050]The _idiot venting his frustration here is no one but your moronic self. You are a fool. You should be ashamed that you can't sexually please your woman to the extent she has to use cucumber on a daily basis. Ewu! Instead of you to weep at your idiosyncratic discombobulated life, you came here to create this _stupid post. Miserable bastard![/color] 2 Likes |
| Re: My Gf's Love For Cucumber Dis Days......... by Nobody: 8:01pm On Dec 05, 2015 |
jonaifame22:She will soon graduate to torpedoes and mortar shells |
| Re: My Gf's Love For Cucumber Dis Days......... by Strawman: 8:02pm On Dec 05, 2015 |
Blood of Jesus...this escalated quickly I mean the two people who are about to start fighting in this thread for no reason  |
| Re: My Gf's Love For Cucumber Dis Days......... by jonaifame22(op): 8:05pm On Dec 05, 2015 |
SameMissclassy:ur lack of understanding gives u away every time, at dis point u need the touch of a strong man of God to break the jinx of low comprehension over ur life, jus be at otta tommorow at canaanland, u might jus experience the needed miracle for ur situation under papa! 1 Like |
| Re: My Gf's Love For Cucumber Dis Days......... by Nobody: 8:05pm On Dec 05, 2015 |
They jump my automatic, keep em weary, while you're fronting like you're billy badass nigga you scary. I been knowing you for years, we was high school peers in junior high. I was itchy to kill and you was ready to die. |
| Re: My Gf's Love For Cucumber Dis Days......... by jonaifame22(op): 8:11pm On Dec 05, 2015 |
Sveen:I'm on top of my game like the dot on letter i, the gals know dis when they see me they say Hi.confirm it nigger it's the truth and not a lie, |
| Re: My Gf's Love For Cucumber Dis Days......... by Nobody: 8:12pm On Dec 05, 2015 |
jonaifame22:[color=#000050]You are a redundant fool. Your brain needs to be brought out and flogged. How can a senseless he-goat like you be telling me that I lack understanding? Are you mad? Fvcking cursed son of a thousand _retarded hyenas![/color] 2 Likes |
| Re: My Gf's Love For Cucumber Dis Days......... by jonaifame22(op): 8:19pm On Dec 05, 2015 |
SameMissclassy:@SameMissclassy |
| Re: My Gf's Love For Cucumber Dis Days......... by rawpadgin(m): 8:24pm On Dec 05, 2015 |
Strawman:samemissclassy is creating alot of enemy for himself thats how people get deleted he's on my black list #myeyezonyou 1 Like |
| Re: My Gf's Love For Cucumber Dis Days......... by jonaifame22(op): 12:50pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
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