Search for a good heart, but don't always search for a beautiful face, coz beautiful things are not always good. But good things are always beautiful.
-Anonymous

Do not fear those who fear God, Just treasure them. But fear God my friends. And most importantly, be wary... Be wary......do not be blinded. Be wary of those who don't fear God. They are the most dangerous.

VenusBetty:
makes you 5 years older than I am

Hmm...
I won't call you hot
Not because I don't think you're not.
Softly beautiful
Softly beautiful........

Toks2008:


This babe fine o in a calm way.

Honestly make GOD help man o because these days i no dey even think of having a woman again despite my age...I suppose go shiloh for special prayer.

Lol! Beautiful decent ladies abound for here o!

Ishilove:

And I love your dimples!

Lol. Toks you're under arrest. You've just killed Ishilove with your killing dimples. What have you to say?

Toks2008:


Classy baby..Me and you don turn to padi finish and i don decide say i go dey go straight to the point from now and overcome my shyness make every sweet decent babe no kon friendzone me finish...the boy is good ddshow abeg help me complete the adage.

Lol....Boss, I sight you. Your head is there.

Saw this and wish to share it with you guys.
HUMOUR
"Nigeria was never on top of the map when God
said, 'Let there be light'."
- Albert Einstein (1938)
"Drinking 'garri' doesn't mean you're poor, but
allowing it to swell before drinking is Poverty.
- Isaac Newton (1842)
"He who runs around looking for scissors to cut
Indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry."
- Adolf Hilter (1996)
"It is only when you see a mosquito landing on
your testicles that you realise that there are ways
of solving problems without violence."
- Aristotle (1762)
"Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of
plantain without tasting any."
- Queen Elizabeth (1945)
"He who unwraps a sharwama before tasting it
cannot keep a secret."
- Abraham Lincoln (1864)
"Any man that uses his teeth to cut 'shaki' from
pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid
of anything."
- Martin Luther King Jnr (1900).
"Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has
never been with a mountain of fire member."
- William Shakespeare (1788).
"Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike
probably has never been to Nigeria."
- Lord Lugard (1904).
"He who refuses to classify 'agege' bread and
'akara' as a type of sandwich is a racist."
- Martin Luther king Jnr (1931).
"Any man who drinks 'alomo' bitters without
squeezing his face, is capable of murder."
- Obasanjo(1999)
"Anyone who puts stew on 'jollof' rice has trust
issues."
- Fela Kuti (1979)
"Anyone that reads this without laughing, that
person is looking for a job."
- Akpos (2015)

@zubinike,np vex o. I kuku apologise b4 I stat to type,say na d ones I fit rememba and then said lemme stop till I can get a full list.
Biko sir,eweliwe,mbok(see as I join botj igbo and ibibio,lol)
@Melsan,no wahala dear.
@halexito,u sound like one die hard romantic wit ur write up,lol! Nice one dear
Hope y'all had a great day? I need to sleep! Loool
Swtdrms everyone!

udysweet:
@zubinike,np vex o. I kuku apologise b4 I stat to type,say na d ones I fit rememba and then said lemme stop till I can get a full list.
Biko sir,eweliwe,mbok(see as I join botj igbo and ibibio,lol)
@Melsan,no wahala dear.
@halexito,u sound like one die hard romantic wit ur write up,lol! Nice one dear
Hope y'all had a great day? I need to sleep! Loool
Swtdrms everyone!

Hi udysweet, need small help biko.
Have you tried Ph bole? I need bole sauce recipe. Hosting a few friends this weekend. Thanks.

VenusBetty:
maybe we need to do that together

How elegant.

Hi,how are u? Dis ur name scares me o,lol! And how come ur posting dis here? Anyways abt dat sauce thing,me I have no idea o,all I know is dat I love the sauce,boli and d smoked chicken combo and ddnt miss a day without it thru out my few trip to uyo and calabar dis year. But I knw I was told its made wit efinrin(scent leaves) was also very spicy and then I tink dey used groundnute oil for it,dat oil dsnt tak lik palm oil. If I can get sm1 over der to help ask hw its done otherwise as for me,I no sabi cook am o,lol. Do have a great day

sonOfLucifer:

Hi , need small help biko.
Have you tried Ph bole? I need bole sauce recipe. Hosting a few friends this weekend. Thanks.

udysweet:
@zubinike,np vex o. I kuku apologise b4 I stat to type,say na d ones I fit rememba and then said lemme stop till I can get a full list.
Biko sir,eweliwe,mbok(see as I join botj igbo and ibibio,lol)
@Melsan,no wahala dear.
@halexito,u sound like one die hard romantic wit ur write up,lol! Nice one dear
Hope y'all had a great day? I need to sleep! Loool
Swtdrms everyone!

Thanks for the compliment sweet!
Hmm.... How can I change who I am?

Jus b urself dear,dnt change for nobody. Gdmorn,hav a great day

halexito:

Thanks for the compliment sweet!
Hmm.... How can I change who I am?

udysweet:

Hi,how are u? Dis ur name scares me o,lol!

I'm good. Na, it shouldn't scare you. I'm cool.

udysweet:

And how come ur posting dis here?

I went to my following and quoted your first post I could find.

udysweet:

Anyways abt dat sauce thing,me I have no idea o,all I know is dat I love the sauce,boli and d smoked chicken combo and ddnt miss a day without it thru out my few trip to uyo and calabar dis year. But I knw I was told its made wit efinrin(scent leaves) was also very spicy and then I tink dey used groundnute oil for it,dat oil dsnt tak lik palm oil. If I can get sm1 over der to help ask hw its done otherwise as for me,I no sabi cook am o,lol. Do have a great day

Oh, that would be awesome. Do have a great weekend.

sonOfLucifer:

Hi udysweet, need small help biko.
Have you tried Ph bole? I need bole sauce recipe. Hosting a few friends this weekend. Thanks.

You shouldn't be on this thread. Mate

DrDauda:


You shouldn't be on this thread. Mate

Retard, it's a 'let's talk' thread. I'm gtfo anyways. Ciao.

Toks2008, Indomie ke?
Inbox me, make I send u address pronto pronto.

Toks2008:


CEO,oga kpatapata i hail you...

Na your house i wan kon chop Christmas chicken as i be chronic bachelor so make you dey expect me lol...

O.M.G I dey hear dey do aproko the indomie wey i dey boil don burn finish *Runs to the kitchen*

siamia:
Toks2008, Indomie ke?
Inbox me, make I send u address pronto pronto.

Lol! seems you are just seeing this..na so my sister

COMPLIMENTS OF THE SEASON my lovely people!!! Sorry for the break in transmission ooo ....I've missed dis place like crazy, feels so good to be back from d land of no internet service. Wow, so many posts to read....so many new peeps to meet! Lemme just start by wishing everyone a wonderful and exciting xmas celebration!! Joy to the world y'all!

Shout out to all my ppl dat make dis thread a pleasure to come back to everytime... Siamia, toks2008, udysweet, missbronze, ddshow, nouvelle, halexito, gratefulme40, torqque7, melsan, blessedbeads, myminder, sparkle003, fourfunmi, klassic, bisjosh, sonofananimal, bluepearls, milychocs, zubinike, venusbetty, neoapocalypse, vivaciousvivi, u guys are the best!!

Abeg no vex if I no remember ur name to mention, my brain don full ryt now but I'll sure remember to hail u ltr ...oya let me go back and read comments.

Gdmrn peeps!
Lovely saturday to u! Am I the only one feeling the chill this morn? Hope y'll doing great. Its not only xmas that's in the air ooo. There's also love in the air. This is a good time to get hooked up. So if uve been on this thread long enough, u shd have seen someone u like. What are u waiting for? Santa claus?
Pls do the needful jare. Is it only jingle bells that shd ring on this thread? I want to hear wedding bells! I want someone to post that he came in here single and searching, and met the queen of his dreams here. I want to see a pic of a wedding card inviting the entire crew of this thread to his wedding, hopefully in lagos. Anything outside lagos, na toks go represent us...lol
Seriously, I want to see good relationships formed. Or...are u all doing it incognito?
Halexito, kindly serenade these folks with some romantic poems to put them in the mood for love this cold xmas.
Let the good news roll!
Have a lovely day y'll! Don't forget to smile, share and love someone. Say a kind word to that bus conductor. Leave ur change with okada rider. Give up ur seat for that pregnant woman. Allow that elderly man to jump the queue on ur ATM line. Let that rascal driving at 200km/hr cut into ur lane. Be cheerful. Its a good day to be alive! U may not have all that money can buy, but u sure do have all that money cannot buy!
Love u all!

I just dey see am ooo. Mtn no let me enter internet for the past few days. I don vex sef. As I am, am ready to start my own telecoms company. Lucky for them, they restored my ntwrk this morning. U wud have woken up to hear that is another telecoms carrier nii. Siamia network. Lol

Toks2008:


Lol! seems you are just seeing this..na so my sister

magneto:


Shout out to all my ppl dat make dis thread a pleasure to come back to everytime... Siamia, toks2008, udysweet, missbronze, ddshow, nouvelle, halexito, gratefulme40, torqque7, melsan, blessedbeads, myminder, sparkle003, fourfunmi, klassic, bisjosh, sonofananimal, bluepearls, milychocs, zubinike, venusbetty, neoapocalypse, vivaciousvivi, u guys are the best!!

Abeg no vex if I no remember ur name to mention, my brain don full ryt now but I'll sure remember to hail u ltr ...oya let me go back and read comments.

Compliments of the season to you too dear. Thanks for the mention n welcome back.

zubinike:


nwanne @magneto, hustle strong bro. he ga gba December na Lagos? how was your day

Zubi nwoke oma...I di ok! Nna owukwa na 042 ka'm pasa o, wit ndi alobam

Kee way gi nah? O n'agakwa ofuma na eko?

magneto:
COMPLIMENTS OF THE SEASON my lovely people!!! Sorry for the break in transmission ooo ....I've missed dis place like crazy, feels so good to be back from d land of no internet service. Wow, so many posts to read....so many new peeps to meet! Lemme just start by wishing everyone a wonderful and exciting xmas celebration!! Joy to the world y'all!

Shout out to all my ppl dat make dis thread a pleasure to come back to everytime... Siamia, toks2008, udysweet, missbronze, ddshow, nouvelle, halexito, gratefulme40, torqque7, melsan, blessedbeads, myminder, sparkle003, fourfunmi, klassic, bisjosh, sonofananimal, bluepearls, milychocs, zubinike, venusbetty, neoapocalypse, vivaciousvivi, u guys are the best!!

Abeg no vex if I no remember ur name to mention, my brain don full ryt now but I'll sure remember to hail u Ltd ...oya let me go back and read comments.

You are sighted bro..welcome back,compliments of the season hope you the tackle the harmattan well lol,oya try find wife o,av fun..

gratefulme40:



Nnaa..... ina anwa mana igbo gi adiro nma like that. I ga akwu ego ole ka mu kuziere gi?

Hehehe, biko kuziekwara mu o....anam agbali mana olu'm esiro ike

Tanx for d mention

milychocs:
Hello everyone...hope you are all fine/well

thanks for having me
@siamia, yeah...you are right..milychocs is chocomilo ....I could kill, for those, then..was my nickname too, smh.

@magneto, thank you for the mention..hope your day is going good

Hmmm chocomilo...I love those too! Hope ur good dear.

nouvelle:


Hiya Halexito. Good evening to you. The write up you pasted earlier is really good. I am not where the lady is but I have saved it just in case I ever get to that point so I can read it and remember the reasons I fell in love. Thank you

And as always, special greetings to udysweet, gratefulme40, magneto, siamia and everyone else. Vivaciousvivi I am sending hugs your way.

Merry Christmas.

Always a pleasure to hear from u dear...tanx for d mention and merry xmas to u too!

udysweet:

Magneto(my semi ayin eka,lol)

Udysweet bae, I hail u plenty! How u dey flex d xmas nah...hope d harmattan dust is not dealing wit u as e dey do me. Merry xmas to u dear!!

magneto:
COMPLIMENTS OF THE SEASON my lovely people!!! Sorry for the break in transmission ooo ....I've missed dis place like crazy, feels so good to be back from d land of no internet service. Wow, so many posts to read....so many new peeps to meet! Lemme just start by wishing everyone a wonderful and exciting xmas celebration!! Joy to the world y'all!

Shout out to all my ppl dat make dis thread a pleasure to come back to everytime... Siamia, toks2008, udysweet, missbronze, ddshow, nouvelle, halexito, gratefulme40, torqque7, melsan, blessedbeads, myminder, sparkle003, fourfunmi, klassic, bisjosh, sonofananimal, bluepearls, milychocs, zubinike, venusbetty, neoapocalypse, vivaciousvivi, u guys are the best!!

Abeg no vex if I no remember ur name to mention, my brain don full ryt now but I'll sure remember to hail u ltr ...oya let me go back and read comments.

I sure say you like comic wen you dey young ( Marvel comics most likely ) as this your moniker reminds me of my favorite villain. We are cool my bro , work is usually tedious for me this period of the year so I haven't been so regular.

Udysweet I sight you o , I for like come chop that your famous Afang soup on Christmas day.

Good day to all guys and ladies in the room

Yippee! we have just 2 weeks to Christmas and 3 weeks to New year. For those travelling please be security conscious and do not travel at night , if you're not comfortable about the passengers in a bus its better to go with your gut feeling. Do not accept free rides from unknown people , always let people know where you are at all times ( those you have left and those you're going to see ). If you're not travelling , parties and get together are okay from family members , workers , colleagues , friends and acquaintances but always be on the look out for trouble , better not to keep late nights and limit your partying to "good" hours. The rate of crime has increased and security has never been more weak in the country. My people please keep safe , let us all meet in 2016.

@Magneto,I bam dear. Hope ur gud too? Harmattan aint funny o,tho for lag its not much. Na d jus d dust dey deal wit me,unending sneezing o,and then the thing jus dey dry up my skin. I've abandoned my cream and relying solely on raw glycerine now,lol!
@neoapocalypse,hahahaha! So long u will eat it I'll gladly giv u d addy(don't tell anyone o,lol)
Glad d house is lively a bit,everyone was quiet for a while. @nouvelle,hey sis,hope ur gud?
Abg mak I no list names now o,I go offend d ones wey I no go fit rememba to add,lol!
Finnaly,to dis my sis,lemme abreviate her name to sis F(I know u will read dis msg,lol)pls do get in touch. Lost my bb exactly a week ago wen it fell from me and thos who"owned it" collected it,lol! Lost all numbers,and then my whatsapp contacts too went away(urs inclusive)
Do get in touch wen u eventually read dis mbok.
Have a great weekend everyone

siamia:
I miss those days when e cudnt go to sch until our right hand cud reach our left ear! Lol
I remember when we went to school, lined up & d headmistress & teachers inspect our nails & uniform, then we march to our classrooms. U Remember now??• D days of Nasco Biscuit, Okin biscuit, Trebor, Iced Coloured water tied in nylon- we called it "lolly"• D days of Goody-Goody & Pako biscuit. D days of Dandy & Bazooka chewing gum, days of Tree-Top sachets, Baba-dudu & Ekanna Gowon sweets, Obi-Edun fruit, Awin, Agbalumo, Ireke-Obo roots, yeye fruit, Bongo coffee, Tate/Lye & St Loius cube sugar, Pambolabola, Majidun rainbow coloured pant with string, Ewekoro pant. D days of Ali & Simbi, Mr Salami & Mrs Salami, Agbo lives in Calabar, Eze goes to school, The Adventure of Sousa, An African Night Entertainment, Kyauta, The Directors, The flying doctor in Lesotho, Ogboju Ode ninu Igbo Irunmole, Igbo Eledumare, Alibaba and the Angels. Mr Giwa is a trader.
I remember those days when one naira was money, even stronger than the dolla. I remember when groundnut was 5kobo & chocomilo sweet was 5 kobo• Days of messing game, who is in d garden, police and thief• D days of mama & papa play• Days when we used to build houses with sand, play suwe game, tinco tinco, change Ur style, ten ten, skipping• Those days when we used to fly kite on streets, those days when rubber band was stock exchange• D days of limca soft drinks & choco milo adverts on black & white TV, Sunday rendezvous by 1:30pm. Days of Elopee dance, Soul Train, Disco '79 & Disco '80, Cock Crows at Dawn. The Old Village Headmaster, Awada-Kerikeri(Baba-Mero Theater), 'Ajimajashan Theater, Baba-Sala, Jacob & Papa-Lolo, Ishiekwu, The Bala-Miller Show, The Art Alade Show, The Harbour's Band, The Soul Train, The Bar-Beach Show, Ere abalaiye, Feyikogbon, The Oyin Adejobi Theater, Ishola Ogunshola (I-Show Pepper), The Osumare Theater, The Omidina Theater, Diran Ajijedidun news cast, Walter Oyatogun reporting, Mirror in the sun, Winds Against my Soul, Second Chance , Madam Kofo, Amebo, Sisi Clara, Zebrudaya, Mrs Ovularia Nwobo alias 4;30, Giringory, Gorimapa, Chief Eleyinmi, Chief Kokonsari, Omo Akara-Ogun, Chief Dagbolu, Chief Faderin, Mr Garuba, Hawaii-5-0, The Famous-five, Combat(Jam Locker, Michael London, Vic Moroe, Pennar Roberts & Long Green) Frank Spencer. When we say 'leke leke give me white finger'• Those days when Bic biro was d best• D days when we used to drink water from d tap, even suck out d water if it's not coming out• The days when NTA will show rainbow sign for 30 mins then national anthem be4 program starts @ 4pm• The days when basket sandals, simbi, Learneds' & Cortina sandals by Bata shoes were d best• Days when we all sing sandalili sandalili songs, Dstv has come, no more old fun! I'm really proud to have experienced all these. If u are not smiling it means u were not born in my generation. Which means u are d INDOMIE generation lol! Abeg share make others laugh too. ROTFL.

Am not up to 40 but i experienced and remembered almost all u listed. Dey were indeed fun. *laffin*

@magneto,thanks for the mention@udysweet,greatweekend to you too..abeg who help me see miss bronze?