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Re: The 5 Types Of Dancers You Will See In Church by ClassCaptain(m): 8:39am On Dec 13, 2015

Re: The 5 Types Of Dancers You Will See In Church by otodeluxe(m): 8:43am On Dec 13, 2015

You have said it all. But you forgot to tell us which category you belong to.

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Re: The 5 Types Of Dancers You Will See In Church by Nobody: 8:44am On Dec 13, 2015

Well op you didn't capture my category. It's a modification to No 1. The big man -easy does it dancers. We move our body gently and gracefully to the rhythm like our body is breakable.
it's neither forming or shyness, that's who we are.

Re: The 5 Types Of Dancers You Will See In Church by korrej(m): 8:49am On Dec 13, 2015

The BOOTY SHAKER(s)- this is common among women esp. single ladies. They shake their a$s to advertise their availability for marriage...

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Re: The 5 Types Of Dancers You Will See In Church by tosyne2much(m): 8:50am On Dec 13, 2015

Roflwkmd @ 3 & 4

Wonderful write-up

OP, I throway salute oooo

Re: The 5 Types Of Dancers You Will See In Church by tosyne2much(m): 8:51am On Dec 13, 2015

sapiosexual1:
Well op you didn't capture my category. It's a modification to No 1. The big man -easy does it dancers. We move our body gently and gracefully to the rhythm like our body is breakable.
it's neither forming or shyness, that's who we are.

hehehe

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Re: The 5 Types Of Dancers You Will See In Church by 9jatatafo(m): 8:52am On Dec 13, 2015

Na people wey dey dance different dance OP dey go watch for church abi

Re: The 5 Types Of Dancers You Will See In Church by Nobody: 8:56am On Dec 13, 2015

I surely don't know of David's dance but I know of dances that is not David's.

Singing "when the spirit of the Lord is upon my heart, I will dance like David dance. I will danceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee".

I am yet to see a soul who danced till he/she became uncovered.

Lolxxx

Re: The 5 Types Of Dancers You Will See In Church by Ay04z(m): 9:06am On Dec 13, 2015

in other news..go to church and observe again..

Re: The 5 Types Of Dancers You Will See In Church by midehi2(f): 9:08am On Dec 13, 2015

GP2015, you are a clown sorry to say, you just brought out tears out of laughter....kikikikikiki

Terry-G dancers...lmao, inshort all your points are true but hilarious

cheesy

Re: The 5 Types Of Dancers You Will See In Church by midehi2(f): 9:17am On Dec 13, 2015

tosyne2much:
Roflwkmd @ 3 & 4

Wonderful write-up

OP, I throway salute oooo

as in ehn...have been laughing since

Re: The 5 Types Of Dancers You Will See In Church by macfish101(m): 9:19am On Dec 13, 2015

The anointed evil spirit dancing: They swirl round and round witout control knocking down little kids and seats like dem a' under anointing or possesed by an evil spirit.

Re: The 5 Types Of Dancers You Will See In Church by midehi2(f): 9:20am On Dec 13, 2015

sissylucy:
lwkmd@the prayer dancers...that type dey vex me ehhh...dem too get enemies...

@ your siggy, i have experienced such....so true

Re: The 5 Types Of Dancers You Will See In Church by Mekzmoney(m): 9:36am On Dec 13, 2015

The Look-cozade Dancers: Similar to the Calm Dancers, bt the difrnce is dat as they stand and clap dia hands, they would also be looking like a village boy that newly visit d city and b monitoring all d dancing moves of d oda chrch members grin

I don't really need to give the example of such people. We all know one of them here.

GP2015:
I've observed different dance patterns in different churches and I've decided to make a brief list of these dance patterns

1. The Calm Dancers:
These are the people that no matter how sweet the song is, they just stand and clap their hands and nod their heads to the rhythm of the song; either unto forming or they are just shy

2. The Prayer Dancers:
These are the people that shake their heads and pray as a form of dancing. They turn songs into prayers and fire the devil with all their might. They no send whether na song or na prayer, They must fire satan.

3. The Off Dancers:
These are the people that dance off point. You go dey hear another song, their body go dey do another thing and they are normally very bold and dem no send

4. The Latest Move Dancers:
These are the people that take different dance steps and bring it to the church. Whether shakiti bobo, or shoki they infuse it into christian songs and dance all the way

5. The Terry G Dancers:
These are the people that don't usually have a particular dance pattern, they just run up and down and shake their heads and body at random. They fit march you in the process , or hit somebodys head , dem still no send

You Can Add Yours

Originally Written by GP2015

Re: The 5 Types Of Dancers You Will See In Church by gradeA(m): 9:38am On Dec 13, 2015

How about the true worshippers.

They meditate upon every wordings of a song and offer their body through dance as a sacrifice of praise. indeed they appreciate God for life and everything and with each words of the song, they realise how so close to condemnation they were but through His eternal grace they have life forever more.

This group rocks and is so fun to belong. cool

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Re: The 5 Types Of Dancers You Will See In Church by oforij(m): 9:50am On Dec 13, 2015

IamDino:
How about the type that carry seats above their head?

ROFLWKMD
CARRY SEAT@WHERE MOM, COZ I haven't seen any1 like that at winners
though very funny when i picture it.

Re: The 5 Types Of Dancers You Will See In Church by Nobody: 10:10am On Dec 13, 2015

No Dancers:
No matter the song they just stand and clap, they don't dance because they're not moved to.
I fall here.

Re: The 5 Types Of Dancers You Will See In Church by tonex2: 10:35am On Dec 13, 2015

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Re: The 5 Types Of Dancers You Will See In Church by vick555(m): 10:40am On Dec 13, 2015

3. The Off Dancers:
These are the people that dance off point. You go dey hear another song, their body go dey do another thing and they are normally very bold and dem no send
.

I know OP very well. He belongs to this category.
;D3. The Off Dancers:
These are the people that dance off point. You go dey hear another song, their body go dey do another thing and they are normally very bold and dem no send
.

I know OP very well. He belongs to this category.

Re: The 5 Types Of Dancers You Will See In Church by LogoDWhiz(m): 10:54am On Dec 13, 2015

Hilarious!
grin

Re: The 5 Types Of Dancers You Will See In Church by Pangea: 11:13am On Dec 13, 2015

Bro. Franklin comes to mind!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lmCju71Lcg

Re: The 5 Types Of Dancers You Will See In Church by frank4t(m): 11:16am On Dec 13, 2015

those who twerk

Re: The 5 Types Of Dancers You Will See In Church by kinzation(m): 11:30am On Dec 13, 2015

pamsnod:
headache dancers
wont stop until they feel head aches and will still call on God ' Baba y I get headache nw'

Buhahahahahahaha grin

Re: The 5 Types Of Dancers You Will See In Church by jayzblack(m): 11:37am On Dec 13, 2015

i sabi dance no5 well well.
wat abt smal doctor...

Re: The 5 Types Of Dancers You Will See In Church by neweraomo: 11:43am On Dec 13, 2015

The end time dancers..

Re: The 5 Types Of Dancers You Will See In Church by Nobody: 12:00pm On Dec 13, 2015

I'm off to church, dancing tinz on point

Re: The 5 Types Of Dancers You Will See In Church by profstar(m): 12:24pm On Dec 13, 2015

chykmoni:
Whether Alanta dance, Galala dance, Alingo dance, Shoki dance, Shakiti bobo dance etc, so far as you are dancing it for God, I don't see any place in the bible they classified how we should dance.
Imagine David's dance, he danced to the extent that he stripped himself naked. If it were nowadays, people will be shouting end time dance.
cc:Mhiz Ifunanya. #MOL

Re: The 5 Types Of Dancers You Will See In Church by NobleAngell(f): 12:38pm On Dec 13, 2015

Yes o. Proudly no.3. We dey dance we no send beats. And when the spirit moves me, I can switch to no.5. grin

Re: The 5 Types Of Dancers You Will See In Church by NobleAngell(f): 12:43pm On Dec 13, 2015

sapiosexual1:
Well op you didn't capture my category. It's a modification to No 1. The big man -easy does it dancers. We move our body gently and gracefully to the rhythm like our body is breakable.
it's neither forming or shyness, that's who we are.

My pastor calls that 'i-feel -alright' dance.

Re: The 5 Types Of Dancers You Will See In Church by judedwriter(m): 1:17pm On Dec 13, 2015

The prayer warrior dancers grin

the way they clap and shake their heads-u wonder whether its solar or electrical energy they use grin

Re: The 5 Types Of Dancers You Will See In Church by Nobody: 1:24pm On Dec 13, 2015

RobinHez:
The observing dancers... Like the op.

They'd make a little body move, and then spend a couple of minutes watching others getting their praise on.

no 6

Re: The 5 Types Of Dancers You Will See In Church by NOBODYY: 1:46pm On Dec 13, 2015

boboLIL:
Birthday dancers like me

Chaiiii
how many times you dey do birthday??

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