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I received a moneygram receipt around 10pm without noticing anyone but eventually when I got to the bank to receive the token as early as 8:30am. I was surprised as the banker showed me his computer screen said: it was previously received.

BRT experience - Osodi to tollgate, on my way to Shiloh 2015, big envelope contain Church note, two Christian books, prayer request cards and N100 disappeared.

overdrive:
Left my phone charging at d airport to take a pee on coming back phone developed wings,I wan cry. Left to go outside on second tot I came back to take d charger that one too developed wings,I had to pick race to avoid moi developing wings too

Na u jonze am oh, how you go leave ur fone commot, eyes dey red for lagos oh

same way i felt in Abuja when i visited Nigeria.... lolzz... Lasgidi state of mind.

Lizabeth25:
Upon the whole Lagos wahala.....I couldnt stay in Anambra for a year during my NYSC period!
I redeployed because I missed the whole thing!

I just love Lagos

All of una get good experiences oh



This gal dupe my life, money and all




M still in trauma as to why I could be convincingly duped by one shamuga gal




It must be end-time juju





#MyLagosExperience!

and dis really cracked me up

sees people running
me : bro wetin dey happen
i no even know self!!

Was in a bus one day when an old woman( l swear she's up to 80) held a conductor by the throat, and was punching the dude.Apparently the dude passed her bus stop and she wasn't very pleased.

Omor I was shocked beyond words.

#mylagosexperience, you negotiate the price of a product and the seller flips on you like a mad person.

Pheals:
in computer village na so one Omo Ibo wanna rob me, caught him and hit his (he said "wetin na " ) waiter ni ( as I walk pass he said "this gal sharp o, c her menh

Dry ... if you no put "omo Ibo" for your comment e no go sweet again ni? Pls stop the bigotry, it's not good on u

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If you are born and buttered up in Lagos, no matter your tribe, to live else where will make you feel somehow!

My both parents worked in Abuja for 8years, I swear, na beg dem dey beg me to come visit them! Even when I come, I always look forward of going back to Lagos!

Because, I will find myself missing some things not about home in general but things on d soil of Lagos!

stevedre:
same way i felt in Abuja when i visited Nigeria.... lolzz... Lasgidi state of mind.

Going for interviews for ajah come jam traffic luckily i just see one Okada, i come down stop am, d man just say oga na 1200. I was like waoh

CaroLyner:
are you pulling my legs?

I have seen why they are pulling your legs just to find what is in between the legs.

Chanchit:
My Lagos experience is still very heavy on my heart cos it happened on saturday so I'm not ready to talk about it now.

Please talk

GOOD ONE FROM #ZAIN, REALLY GOT ME CRACKING MA RIBS ''ALL PRIDE GONE, COZ U FORGOT URWALLET AND HAD TO PAY DANFO CONDUCTOR''.
MEHN U GO SWEAT DEY BEG!!!
I NO FIT SHOUT!

Na for only Lagos una go get "certificate of sense" without going to school...

Blackfire:
so so sorry to hear what happened to u... That is lagos for u.

yes thanks tons

Chestar5:
#mylagosexperience, lost my phone few minutes after making an important call, still in shock till today cos dere was no one too close to me and it got missing

Ur signature gat me laffing than the thread itself!... no pms, i would neva reply

Joshkid:
Ur signature gat me laffing than the thread itself!... no pms, i would neva reply

i dont think its funny o

CaroLyner:
yes thanks tons

send me your account.

Lol Funny

Chestar5:
i dont think its funny o

Yeah...U'r right!


But It do happen sometimes!

My lagos experience, when I was walking home along mile2 bridge around 7:30pm. Lo and behold 5boys from all cylinders surrounded me on d bridge. I just cooperated and walk home foneless n bagless

DJBIGGY:
Lol those who base in Lagos state can identify with at least one of these... Lagosians have been narrating on funny things that happen in Lagos. Even if you do not base there, it can give you a peak at what to expect if anything takes you to Lagos State.

More below + Link; http://www.olamzy.com/2015/12/see-hilarious-tweets-on.html

Was at mile 2 for hours to bode a bus to C M S, what I kept hearing was semesemesemesemme from a baratone voice of those kparanga cracked voice conductors.

DJBIGGY:
Lol those who base in Lagos state can identify with at least one of these... Lagosians have been narrating on funny things that happen in Lagos. Even if you do not base there, it can give you a peak at what to expect if anything takes you to Lagos State.

More below + Link; http://www.olamzy.com/2015/12/see-hilarious-tweets-on.html

Was at mile 2 for hours to bode a bus to C M S, what I kept hearing was semesemesemesemme from a baratone voice of those kparanga cracked voice conductors.

Gawwwwd! I can relate to everything! I don laff tire.
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That avoiding lastma with expired papers really cracked me up.

Na so I enter bus from pencinema ,supposedly going to Yaba only for me to see myself en route Apapa. I almost shout for d conductor but when I reason how people go see d matter base on say na me be the only odd passenger, I just relax begin do sight seeing

alajor:
I was stopped by d VIO people last time I was in Nigeria. They ask for my driving license I gave it to them and they said it's fake. Before u could say jack Robinson, my car don reach their office. Na so I take pay 20000 naira.

and meanwhile its not their right to check "driver's licence' oh

moneyhungry:
No ma'am, I pull , I only stretch

you didnt see the buzz?

CaroLyner:
you didnt see the buzz?

no vex, I saw it but i couldn't reply cuz my pm doesn't work. pls shoot me a mail through: souldeep999@gmail.com

moneyhungry:
no vex, I saw it but i couldn't reply cuz mydoesn't work. pls shoot me a

lol no probs. i just messaged you nw.