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"Wot If He Gives You From The Back,"a Chat Of 2 Former Virgins...faith Damilola - Politics - Nairaland

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"Wot If He Gives You From The Back,"a Chat Of 2 Former Virgins...faith Damilola by Africlegend(op): 4:41pm On Dec 18, 2015
It was a stressful day as usual,I sat down on a pew waiting for a lecturer whose lectures were held back for a while and as such attendance was imperative."This man is taking too long to start this lecture,"I lamented.Looking around me to find people gisting and having all kind of fun possible under a faculty pavilion.placing my head on a desk I slept off,what else would a helpless undergrad with no friend do than drift off!
The momentaneous and bromidic sleep came to a halt when I heard a startling and electrifying conversation of the two first year ladies sitting in front of me."Yea,what if he gives you from the back,"the first lady said.You know nown,What! this ladies are discussing sex? Positioning my head conservatively on a paw like I'm still sleeping I lend an ear."It can't happen,the second lady contested."Mine is even better,"claimed lady A."Infact,mine is mild,"the latter retorted."You and your brother? Oh! disgusting,"Lady A echoed.The second lady ,making a snappy come back said:"see you,It was you and a stranger." Interesting! Huh? I would have gotten a break when "Hmmn! something I cared for like an egg,"the first girl backcapped."What!" the second lady guffed."My hymen nown," Lady A stated.My search for a virgin continues.
Can we really compare the Political situation in Nigeria with this?Oh yes! The two former virgins in Nigeria are the two Political parties we trusted at a time in the past only to see them disvirgined by corruption in the most 'shameful way.'PDP could not help what is APC doing?
Re: "Wot If He Gives You From The Back,"a Chat Of 2 Former Virgins...faith Damilola by phemsie(m): 5:00pm On Dec 18, 2015
what is this one saying sef?
to imagine i click on the topic and read this poo is so demeaning..
Re: "Wot If He Gives You From The Back,"a Chat Of 2 Former Virgins...faith Damilola by vivalavida(m): 7:28pm On Dec 18, 2015
Mr OP,what if i give it to u on the back with an hausa koboko for posting this rubbish analogy?
Re: "Wot If He Gives You From The Back,"a Chat Of 2 Former Virgins...faith Damilola by TonyeBarcanista(m): 7:40pm On Dec 18, 2015
angry angry
Re: "Wot If He Gives You From The Back,"a Chat Of 2 Former Virgins...faith Damilola by realborn(m): 7:41pm On Dec 18, 2015
vivalavida:
Mr OP,what if i give it to u on the back with an hausa koboko for posting this rubbish analogy?
I think Op makes sense.

1. Sometimes we let our political siblings mess with us at will by stealing us blind while we enjoy the crumb they share afterwards.

2. Majority of Nigerians have eaten the forbidden fruit of corruption, broken the hymen of integrity, and not ashamed or afraid to discuss, flaunt and bask in the experience.

My 2 cents!
Re: "Wot If He Gives You From The Back,"a Chat Of 2 Former Virgins...faith Damilola by DaBullIT(m): 1:49am On Dec 19, 2015
Error click
Re: "Wot If He Gives You From The Back,"a Chat Of 2 Former Virgins...faith Damilola by igwe44(m): 5:17am On Dec 19, 2015
Op please go and learn english,your post have no meaning and does not make sense.
Re: "Wot If He Gives You From The Back,"a Chat Of 2 Former Virgins...faith Damilola by Warlord3000(m): 5:22am On Dec 19, 2015
cheesy

Seriously

undecided
Re: "Wot If He Gives You From The Back,"a Chat Of 2 Former Virgins...faith Damilola by Lanretoye(m): 9:26am On Dec 19, 2015
OP na u by ur self go explain wetin u post.
Re: "Wot If He Gives You From The Back,"a Chat Of 2 Former Virgins...faith Damilola by Africlegend(op): 10:06am On Dec 19, 2015
igwe44:
Op please go and learn english,your post have no meaning and does not make sense.
you are welcome.
Re: "Wot If He Gives You From The Back,"a Chat Of 2 Former Virgins...faith Damilola by Africlegend(op): 10:09am On Dec 19, 2015
realborn:
I think Op makes sense.

1. Sometimes we let our political siblings mess with us at will by stealing us blind while we enjoy the crumb they share afterwards.

2. Majority of Nigerians have eaten the forbidden fruit of corruption, broken the hymen of integrity, and not ashamed or afraid to discuss, flaunt and bask in the experience.

My 2 cents!
kudos dearie
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