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8 Dubious Ways Ladies Demand Money From Guys by wristbangle(op): 6:10pm On Dec 21, 2015*

I have come to realise that when a lady need financial assistance from guys, they abduct certain dubious ways in order not to be seen as a gold digger by the male folks.

Below are the statements they make;

1. I am broke

When a lady I met barely two days ago starts complaining of money, I wore my shoes and zoomed off. And I know that other guys also detest when ladies complain about money every now and then. This is one of the dubious ways they ask for money.

2. I am stranded

I spoke to a lady few days ago and immediately she picked the call, she started crying that she was stranded cos she was robbed at Lagos-Ibadan Expressway and that she needed me to send money to her bank account. Whether it's true or not, shi shi I no give her. Tell that to Mr. Ibu

3. My subscription has expired

This is a common practise among Nigeria ladies who release monthly album about a particular date their subscription will expired. When their data bundle is almost approaching expiry date, you will see updates such as "I will soon go offline, I am out of subscription", "who cares to renew my sub?"

4. My phone is faulty

Some ladies are fun of explaining how bad their phones are and the need to get new phone. I once heard a lady saying she has never bought a phone with her money and will never buy it. She further added that it's the responsibility of her toasters to do that. Some of them will start complaining of bad mouth-pieces, charging port, network problem. This is to ring to your ears that it's your duty to buy her one.

5. My birthday is around the corner

The way ladies publicly advertise their birthday is more than the way GEJ campaigned during election. They always use social media platforms such as facebook, BBM, whatsapp to achieve this goal. This is because they know that some interested "chairmen" will be willing to drop money or birthday present.

6. I don't visit guys who won't pay my fare

The issue of whether to pay for a lady's fare has been causing controversies for a very long time. Well, I don't think there's anything bad giving a lady who visited you money for fare. Some of them will always make it look like you have to pay for their visit, or else, she won't come anymore.

7. My house rent is Due

It has become a culture for some ladies to complain about house rent, even though they have paid it. Some of them will claim that their landlord gave them a week notice, after which he will come and send them packing.

8. I have nobody to pay my school fee

It's quite shocking when a lady says I have nobody to pay my school fee when she actually have parents to do so. Even if her parents are not financially capable, that doesn't stop her from getting money in a legitimate way but instead she will trade their kitty cat for money.

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Re: 8 Dubious Ways Ladies Demand Money From Guys by tosyne2much(m): 6:10pm On Dec 21, 2015*

9. I'm pregnant

Some of them will lie to you that you got them impregnated and that you should pay a certain amount for abortion. I can vividly remember when a lady told me that I impregnated her and that she needed 20k to terminate it, when in fact, we only kissed and cuddled, nothing more

10. I feel like Eating Suya

As for me, when a lady tells me that she likes eating suya and asun (barbecue), ooooooh boooi !!! Na to grab race ooooo. These suya and asun obsessed ladies are absolute turn off for me, cos they can drain your salary the moment they spot suya or asun.

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Re: 8 Dubious Ways Ladies Demand Money From Guys by collinsy2: 6:12pm On Dec 21, 2015

Na wa ooo

Re: 8 Dubious Ways Ladies Demand Money From Guys by libertyfather(m): 6:12pm On Dec 21, 2015

No 6 why wunt I pay ur T fare, abi I no want make u come back again?

Re: 8 Dubious Ways Ladies Demand Money From Guys by xynerise: 6:12pm On Dec 21, 2015

"Dubious ways Broke girls......."

Re: 8 Dubious Ways Ladies Demand Money From Guys by Nobody: 6:13pm On Dec 21, 2015

I want to buy christhmas clothes

Re: 8 Dubious Ways Ladies Demand Money From Guys by Emac34: 6:13pm On Dec 21, 2015

tosyne2much:
I dey come

Were u dey go grin

Re: 8 Dubious Ways Ladies Demand Money From Guys by Nobody: 6:14pm On Dec 21, 2015

Stfuareyougod send me money to come see you please my house is flooded and I'm sleeping outside tonight embarassed

Re: 8 Dubious Ways Ladies Demand Money From Guys by Nobody: 6:15pm On Dec 21, 2015*

You should modify the topic...

More like 8 Ways 'Hoes Extort money from Gullible thirsty Guys.... undecided

Real/independent Ladies do Not Ask Guys for money(Atleast not this way)... wink

They simply Work their Butts off legit...Hence! the guy feels inferior n spends MORE Like he's got something to Prove... undecided

That's how to treat a guy..And make him spend even Without asking.. grin

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Re: 8 Dubious Ways Ladies Demand Money From Guys by Nobody: 6:15pm On Dec 21, 2015

xynerise:
"Dubious ways Broke girls......."

Let's be honest. Even the ones who aren't broke still device means to get more money from guys.

Re: 8 Dubious Ways Ladies Demand Money From Guys by yvelchstores(f): 6:17pm On Dec 21, 2015

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Re: 8 Dubious Ways Ladies Demand Money From Guys by Omotayor123(f): 6:18pm On Dec 21, 2015

Nothing is Dubious here... So far you are asking your boyfriend..

It's his choice if he gives or Not!

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Re: 8 Dubious Ways Ladies Demand Money From Guys by Zaikon(m): 6:19pm On Dec 21, 2015

girl: bye take care of your self
guy: where are you going
gilr: MY SUBSCRIPTION HAS FINISHED

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Re: 8 Dubious Ways Ladies Demand Money From Guys by wristbangle(op): 6:19pm On Dec 21, 2015

tosyne2much:
9. I'm pregnant

Some of them will lie to you that you got them impregnated and that you should pay a certain amount for abortion. I can vividly remember when a lady told me that I impregnated her and that she needed 20k to terminate it, when it was ordinary kiss and cuddling we did

10. I feel like eating suya

As for me,when a lady tells me that she likes eating suya and asun (barbecue), I usually run for my dear life. These suya obsessed ladies can drain your salary the moment they spot suya or asun.

Hahahahaha @ point 9. grin

Lalasticlala come see wetin tosyne2much talk about this article at point 9

Re: 8 Dubious Ways Ladies Demand Money From Guys by Nobody: 6:21pm On Dec 21, 2015

wristbangle:
Hahahahaha @ point 9.

Lalas.ticlala come see wetin tosyne2much talk about this article at point 9

Here's us thinking he's a Virgin lipsrsealed

Re: 8 Dubious Ways Ladies Demand Money From Guys by gunners160(m): 6:24pm On Dec 21, 2015

Why una dey complain?Person wey no get money him dick no suppose to dey stand na?shebi na thesame dubious ways ladies dey ask for money na dsame dubious ways we guys too dey ask them for sex?sha na 50 :50.Rlshp is never free,their is always a price to pay. .

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Re: 8 Dubious Ways Ladies Demand Money From Guys by Omotayor123(f): 6:25pm On Dec 21, 2015

tosyne2much:
9. I'm pregnant

Some of them will lie to you that you got them impregnated and that you should pay a certain amount for abortion. I can vividly remember when a lady told me that I impregnated her and that she needed 20k to terminate it, when it was ordinary kiss and cuddling we did

10. I feel like eating suya

As for me, when a lady tells me that she likes eating suya and asun (barbecue), I usually run for my dear life. These suya obsessed ladies are absolute turn off for me, cos they can drain your salary the moment they spot suya or asun.

@point 9. Maybe you don't know..... Kissing and cuddling now leads to pregnancy abi you no dey watch Nollywood movies grin

@point 10. Remind her of Ebola and she will order chicken instead tongue

Re: 8 Dubious Ways Ladies Demand Money From Guys by Djicemob: 6:26pm On Dec 21, 2015

I lost my my dad's money

Re: 8 Dubious Ways Ladies Demand Money From Guys by wristbangle(op): 6:26pm On Dec 21, 2015

Nubian113:
Stfuareyougod send me money to come see you please my house is flooded and I'm sleeping outside tonight

Did he come visit u? wink

Re: 8 Dubious Ways Ladies Demand Money From Guys by wristbangle(op): 6:26pm On Dec 21, 2015

Nubian113:
Stfuareyougod send me money to come see you please my house is flooded and I'm sleeping outside tonight

Did he visit u? wink

Re: 8 Dubious Ways Ladies Demand Money From Guys by xynerise: 6:26pm On Dec 21, 2015

Decker:
Let's be honest. Even the ones who aren't broke still device means to get more money from guys.

True. They don't like you

Re: 8 Dubious Ways Ladies Demand Money From Guys by henrylowe(m): 6:27pm On Dec 21, 2015

Omotayor123:
Nothing is Dubious here ... So far you are asking your boyfriend..

It's his choice if he gives or Not!

I will always continue to say that you are so backward, re.tard and myopic in thinking.. I wonder how you manage to pass in school. *Dick head*

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Re: 8 Dubious Ways Ladies Demand Money From Guys by Nobody: 6:28pm On Dec 21, 2015

On Ear piece listening to BRYMO •In the city•

#Deep

Re: 8 Dubious Ways Ladies Demand Money From Guys by tosyne2much(m): 6:29pm On Dec 21, 2015

Nubian113:
Here's us thinking he's a Virgin

Seriously ?

Re: 8 Dubious Ways Ladies Demand Money From Guys by Airforce1(m): 6:30pm On Dec 21, 2015

Broke "thirsty" girls

Re: 8 Dubious Ways Ladies Demand Money From Guys by Omotayor123(f): 6:30pm On Dec 21, 2015

Estharfabian:
You should modify the topic...

More like 8 Ways 'Hoes Extort money from Gullible thirsty Guys....

Real/independent Ladies do Not Ask Guys for money(Atleast not this way)... They simply Work their Butts off legit...Hence! the guy feels inferior n spends MORE Like he's got something to Proof...

That's how to treat a guy..And make him spend even Without asking..

Rotfl...

Tnx for making me laugh for this stressful evening grin

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Re: 8 Dubious Ways Ladies Demand Money From Guys by tosyne2much(m): 6:30pm On Dec 21, 2015

gunners160:
Why una dey complain? Person wey no get money him dick no suppose to dey stand na? shebi na thesame dubious ways ladies dey ask for money na dsame dubious ways we guys too dey ask them for sex?sha na 50 :50.Rlshp is never free,their is always a price to pay. .

Waaaaaaaaat !!!

You mean say my joystick no suppose dey rise?

Re: 8 Dubious Ways Ladies Demand Money From Guys by gunners160(m): 6:31pm On Dec 21, 2015

Decker:
Let's be honest. Even the ones who aren't broke still device means to get more money from guys.

That is how God has created them.In fact,the second name of a lady should be ask.com

Re: 8 Dubious Ways Ladies Demand Money From Guys by gunners160(m): 6:33pm On Dec 21, 2015

tosyne2much:
Waaaaaaaaat !!!!

You mean say our joystick no suppose dey rise?

ahahahahaha.You don kill me o o o. C FINISHING ABEG!! .

Re: 8 Dubious Ways Ladies Demand Money From Guys by Nobody: 6:36pm On Dec 21, 2015

Re: 8 Dubious Ways Ladies Demand Money From Guys by Nobody: 6:38pm On Dec 21, 2015

My mum is sick, please send me a recharge card". A gal once told me that, I was like WTF how would recharge card cure your mum's illness

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Re: 8 Dubious Ways Ladies Demand Money From Guys by wristbangle(op): 6:38pm On Dec 21, 2015

henrylowe:
I will always continue to say that you are so backward, re.tard and myopic in thinking.. I wonder how you manage to pass in school. *Dick head*

Hahahaha. ROFLMAO grin

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